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Joan, Ernie, and some hobo, all laugh at the sight of Bert's micropenis

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After Shrek 5 getting delayed when Vailskibum announced on YouTube. Ernie prepares to smash every minion's skull with his baseball bat. Ernie then prepares to manslaughter the person who thought delaying Shrek 5 so Minions 3 can take over was a good idea to upset Shrek fans as Ernie prepares to yell "F--- YOU!!!" at the person and commit manslaughter so Ernie deletes Minions 3 from the universe. Soon, Ernie will be a supreme leader of Sesame Street for attacking Minions for delaying Shrek 5 for a third Minions movie imgflip.com

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

123 Ernie unleashed a massive belch into baby Natasha's face, relishing her terror as she recognized the smell of her missing twin sister in his foul breath.

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SESAME STREET Elmo cheers as the bomb he placed in Jeff Gordon's motor activates, causing a ear-bleeding loud explosion, causing the car to go up in flames as other racers end up crashing into the flaming wreckage.

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Kermitabalism

By the time Kermit had wrenched the bottle of cyanide away from his son's lips it was too late, his own son having accidentally fallen victim to the same poison Kermit had given to so many other children. Kermit stared down at the child's body with a clinical eye and considered his options. Of course the death of his own son was regrettable, but after murdering and cannibalizing so many strangers' children, it would be downright hypocritical to let his offspring's flesh go to waste.

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Fist

Piggy bites her tounge as her submissive speaks out of turn. Kermit's anus will bear the brunt of her fist tonight.

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That's some weird fetish.

Kermit can only scream as Miss Piggy proceeds to viciously sodomize him on stage.

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Big Bird forces Snuffy to fight his daughter to death for entertainment of the crowd and a share of money from bets.

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Bert proceeds to show Ernie all the f---- he will give this month

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After hacking into Clinton's email, Elmo has seen more than he ever needed to know.

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Big Bird can't find a body he put aside here just a few minutes ago

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And then there was trouble...

The brakes on Cookie monster's locomotive fail as they plow through the stationmaster's house, his fireman tries to explain what had happened as Cookie Monster is frightened of what Sir Topham Hatt would say once he got here. This accident was the third this month, not counting plowing down a school bus at a level crossing and not noticing a broken coupling as half of his consist rolled downhill, derailed and destroyed an entire farm.

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Cookie Monster's Steam-Driver Journey

Cookie Monster happily enjoys his new job as a locomotive wagons of Kosher cargo to Auschwitz concentration camp

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After years of worshipping Satan, Telly was granted the telekinetic power of making his furry d--- float.

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鬯a Golden Supen Shape Book CTW SESAME STREET Going Places Cookie Monster derails the locomotive and rams it into the orphanage.

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Bertstrips - So that's why he never smiles a lot.

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