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End of the saga

"Ernie pack your things. We have to go now." News that Bert convinced many villains had spread out. Detective Phillips was on their ass now. Had they not told the villains about demons sunmoning. The Doom Slayer wouldn't have caused a panic. They now had to go on the run now. They won't endanger their neighbors like the Russian Roulette playing Pokemon and Digimon. It was time to go.

"Ernie pack your things. We have to go now." News that Bert convinced many villains had spread out. Detective Phillips was on their ass now. Had they not told the villains about demons sunmoning. The Doom Slayer wouldn't have caused a panic. They now had to go on the run now. They won't endanger their neighbors like the Russian Roulette playing Pokemon and Digimon. It was time to go.

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Himiko dies

Wh-What's going on? "Wh-What's going on?" Akko asked to her friends Andrew, Lotte, Sucy and Diana as they all heard Himiko's scream. The Doom Slayer got the young villain already. There was nothing the witch and her friends could do. Himiko Toga was dead. She shouldn't have suggested summoning the Cyberdemon or even attempted to summon one. This was Himiko's fate.

Wh-What's going on? "Wh-What's going on?" Akko asked to her friends Andrew, Lotte, Sucy and Diana as they all heard Himiko's scream. The Doom Slayer got the young villain already. There was nothing the witch and her friends could do. Himiko Toga was dead. She shouldn't have suggested summoning the Cyberdemon or even attempted to summon one. This was Himiko's fate.

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Yuuei Academy. School. At least it used to be before I f----- everything up.

Yuuei Academy. School. At least it used to be before I f----- everything up.

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"FOOL! YOU'VE KILLED ME! IF I WASN'T LOCKED IN YOU WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF AKU!"

Bert tries to ignore Aku being hacked to death by the Doom Slayer despite Ernie's concerns, Aku's screaming and the Digimon and Pokemon next door playing Russian roulette

Bert tries to ignore Aku being hacked to death by the Doom Slayer despite Ernie's concerns, Aku's screaming and the Digimon and Pokemon next door playing Russian roulette

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Continuing with the lore

23 SESAME STREET Sesame Street. Home. Atleast it used to be before i f----- everwthing up.

23 SESAME STREET Sesame Street. Home. Atleast it used to be before i f----- everwthing up.

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"Yo! Ernie chill, it's me CJ!"

Ernie finds out that some fool picked the wrong house

Ernie finds out that some fool picked the wrong house

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His words were backed by nuclear weapons

Seek shelter immediately... and may God be with you". With this ended the last news broadcast, leaving Bert to reflect on the current events. He always knew Roosevelt would end up screwing everything, but he didn't expect it to be THAT bad. At least, the man seemed to have some common sense, but maybe he had placed too much hope on him. A simple rule was known by everyone involved in the constant struggle for global power, one that the fat f--- decided to ignore: You simply do not f--- with Gandhi.

Seek shelter immediately... and may God be with you". With this ended the last news broadcast, leaving Bert to reflect on the current events. He always knew Roosevelt would end up screwing everything, but he didn't expect it to be THAT bad. At least, the man seemed to have some common sense, but maybe he had placed too much hope on him. A simple rule was known by everyone involved in the constant struggle for global power, one that the fat f--- decided to ignore: You simply do not f--- with Gandhi.

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Hey, Hey, Hey!

HBO Bert comes to a realization as Ernie points out that his "edgy" username is being read as "Fat Albert" instead of "Fatal Bert"

HBO Bert comes to a realization as Ernie points out that his "edgy" username is being read as "Fat Albert" instead of "Fatal Bert"

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#Erniedidnothingwrong

Ernie is delighted that he had finally imprisoned the last Karling. Why he didn't plot to kill this one like he did but despite the annoyance of catching him. Ernie sentenced the Karling to death

Ernie is delighted that he had finally imprisoned the last Karling. Why he didn't plot to kill this one like he did but despite the annoyance of catching him. Ernie sentenced the Karling to death

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Unpopular opinion: I really liked the old MS office mascots

Ernie and Bert are horrified as they find the Microsoft-Murderer's latest victims: Clippy and his entire family

Ernie and Bert are horrified as they find the Microsoft-Murderer's latest victims: Clippy and his entire family

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As these recently declassified documents show, the Viet-Cong child soldiers Bert faced in Vietnam were actually trained by Grover himself.

As these recently declassified documents show, the Viet-Cong child soldiers Bert faced in Vietnam were actually trained by Grover himself.

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Shit's talking to me yo!

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

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Headcrab

ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

ep WMFE Jake Gyllenhaal began to fight the Headcrab as it was trying to control him and turn him into a undead zombie.

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the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

Bert and Ernie had worked together as morning drivetime radio hosts for twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made peoples' lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work. Now though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public - to tell them the nukes were flying, and that in a few minutes, all the world's troubles would be over. What though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change? Their eyes met, and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career

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Bestseller

ESAME STREET WE LIKE SCHOOL And other obvious lies you tel yourself

ESAME STREET WE LIKE SCHOOL And other obvious lies you tel yourself

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WHATCHA GOIN' TO DO WHEN BUNSENMAINA COMES AFTER YOU!

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

The annual Muppet Wrestlemania begins as Bunsen the Burner prepares to meet his opponent, teased by the announcer with the iconic catchphrase: "Can you smell what The Chef is cooking?"

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They also Raided the Garage for Pyrotechnics

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

Birt, Urnie, C---, Goocho, and Bag Borb smile for the domestic security camera

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Savage burd

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

Big Bird mocks 2 Australian POWs during the Great Emu War circa 1934 (colourized)

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Left Behind

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

Ernie didn't know what surprised him more. That the Rapture had just begun or that Bert's soul was saved by it.

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HAHAHAHA How the fuck is Global Warming real. Nigga just walk away from the screen.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

Using a snowman as reference, Lefty attempts to convince Ernie that Climate Change isn't real, even though Global Warming has turned Sesame Street into a desert.

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