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SESAME "Don't worry, Count, we've got 1500 hours in Kerbal Space Program."

SESAME "Don't worry, Count, we've got 1500 hours in Kerbal Space Program."

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Spoopy time!

September flees as Spooktober arrives front and center

September flees as Spooktober arrives front and center

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Cookie Monster, you fucking weeb!

Cookie Monster asks his Karate instructor if and when tentacle monsters, big tittied women, and giant robot suits will become part of their routine

Cookie Monster asks his Karate instructor if and when tentacle monsters, big tittied women, and giant robot suits will become part of their routine

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Pikachu laughs at one's suffering

Pikachu laughs at MetalEtemon's agonizing screams as the MEGA level Digimon is being mauled by a Charizard

Pikachu laughs at MetalEtemon's agonizing screams as the MEGA level Digimon is being mauled by a Charizard

"I don't think this is what my shit child Joel does every night in his room"

Kermit was a little nervous. Everyone talked about how fun it is to "choke the chicken'" and wondering what all the fuss was about.

Kermit was a little nervous. Everyone talked about how fun it is to "choke the chicken'" and wondering what all the fuss was about.

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Slavers of the Caribbean

"Ernie, you have got to be the worst member of the Klan I have ever heard of "But you have heard of me, Bert"

"Ernie, you have got to be the worst member of the Klan I have ever heard of "But you have heard of me, Bert"

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Back to simple stuff

Bert stops reading his book when Ernie informs him that Eric Cartman leaked the sex tape of him and Haruko Haruhar

Bert stops reading his book when Ernie informs him that Eric Cartman leaked the sex tape of him and Haruko Haruhar

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End of the saga

"Ernie pack your things. We have to go now." News that Bert convinced many villains had spread out. Detective Phillips was on their ass now. Had they not told the villains about demons sunmoning. The Doom Slayer wouldn't have caused a panic. They now had to go on the run now. They won't endanger their neighbors like the Russian Roulette playing Pokemon and Digimon. It was time to go.

"Ernie pack your things. We have to go now." News that Bert convinced many villains had spread out. Detective Phillips was on their ass now. Had they not told the villains about demons sunmoning. The Doom Slayer wouldn't have caused a panic. They now had to go on the run now. They won't endanger their neighbors like the Russian Roulette playing Pokemon and Digimon. It was time to go.

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Himiko dies

Wh-What's going on? "Wh-What's going on?" Akko asked to her friends Andrew, Lotte, Sucy and Diana as they all heard Himiko's scream. The Doom Slayer got the young villain already. There was nothing the witch and her friends could do. Himiko Toga was dead. She shouldn't have suggested summoning the Cyberdemon or even attempted to summon one. This was Himiko's fate.

Wh-What's going on? "Wh-What's going on?" Akko asked to her friends Andrew, Lotte, Sucy and Diana as they all heard Himiko's scream. The Doom Slayer got the young villain already. There was nothing the witch and her friends could do. Himiko Toga was dead. She shouldn't have suggested summoning the Cyberdemon or even attempted to summon one. This was Himiko's fate.

STAIN FUCKING DIES

Class 1-A alongside Mei and Shinsou all watched in horror as the Doom Slayer twisted Stain's hand quickly causing the villain to scream in pain. The Slayer taking advantage of this swiped the Hero Killer's blade and proceeded to slice one of Stain's arms off. Blood gushed everywhere. Shouto, Kirishima, Mina, Tsuyu and Momo all knew what would happen next. Everyone even Aizawa was either too paralyzed in shock or didn't want to intervene knowing what could happen. The Doom Slayer proceeded to rip off Stain's other arm "Please... spare me..." Stain said weekly. "l'm sorry for trying to unleash demons into Musutafu." Izuku, Ochako and Tenya couldn't believe it. The Hero Killer had resorted to satanism and nearly caused hell on earth to happen. Before the three could wonder about why the Hero Killer would resort to demo n summoning. The Doom Slayer answered his pleas with a brutal beating and proceded to end Stain's life with a death so brutal that not even the villain deserved it, ending it with the Hero Killer's face being smashed into pieces. All while Bakugou cried "Stop, stop! He's already dead!" All that was left of Chizome Akaguro was a torso with a smashed face all in a puddle everyone novw understood why Class 1-B was sent to therapy with Frank Reynolds as their therapist after Dabi was killed. At least Eri was at Izuku's place with Mirio, Inko, and All Might not knowing that the former two were having trouble watching TV due to All Might and Inko having some private time.

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Grand Theft Auto: Musutafu

Yuuei Academy. School. At least it used to be before I f----- everything up.

Yuuei Academy. School. At least it used to be before I f----- everything up.

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"FOOL! YOU'VE KILLED ME! IF I WASN'T LOCKED IN YOU WOULD FACE THE WRATH OF AKU!"

Bert tries to ignore Aku being hacked to death by the Doom Slayer despite Ernie's concerns, Aku's screaming and the Digimon and Pokemon next door playing Russian roulette

Bert tries to ignore Aku being hacked to death by the Doom Slayer despite Ernie's concerns, Aku's screaming and the Digimon and Pokemon next door playing Russian roulette

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Continuing with the lore

23 SESAME STREET Sesame Street. Home. Atleast it used to be before i f----- everwthing up.

23 SESAME STREET Sesame Street. Home. Atleast it used to be before i f----- everwthing up.

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"Yo! Ernie chill, it's me CJ!"

Ernie finds out that some fool picked the wrong house

Ernie finds out that some fool picked the wrong house

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His words were backed by nuclear weapons

Seek shelter immediately... and may God be with you". With this ended the last news broadcast, leaving Bert to reflect on the current events. He always knew Roosevelt would end up screwing everything, but he didn't expect it to be THAT bad. At least, the man seemed to have some common sense, but maybe he had placed too much hope on him. A simple rule was known by everyone involved in the constant struggle for global power, one that the fat f--- decided to ignore: You simply do not f--- with Gandhi.

Seek shelter immediately... and may God be with you". With this ended the last news broadcast, leaving Bert to reflect on the current events. He always knew Roosevelt would end up screwing everything, but he didn't expect it to be THAT bad. At least, the man seemed to have some common sense, but maybe he had placed too much hope on him. A simple rule was known by everyone involved in the constant struggle for global power, one that the fat f--- decided to ignore: You simply do not f--- with Gandhi.

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Hey, Hey, Hey!

HBO Bert comes to a realization as Ernie points out that his "edgy" username is being read as "Fat Albert" instead of "Fatal Bert"

HBO Bert comes to a realization as Ernie points out that his "edgy" username is being read as "Fat Albert" instead of "Fatal Bert"

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#Erniedidnothingwrong

Ernie is delighted that he had finally imprisoned the last Karling. Why he didn't plot to kill this one like he did but despite the annoyance of catching him. Ernie sentenced the Karling to death

Ernie is delighted that he had finally imprisoned the last Karling. Why he didn't plot to kill this one like he did but despite the annoyance of catching him. Ernie sentenced the Karling to death

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Unpopular opinion: I really liked the old MS office mascots

Ernie and Bert are horrified as they find the Microsoft-Murderer's latest victims: Clippy and his entire family

Ernie and Bert are horrified as they find the Microsoft-Murderer's latest victims: Clippy and his entire family

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Top 10 anime plot twists

As these recently declassified documents show, the Viet-Cong child soldiers Bert faced in Vietnam were actually trained by Grover himself.

As these recently declassified documents show, the Viet-Cong child soldiers Bert faced in Vietnam were actually trained by Grover himself.

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Shit's talking to me yo!

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

Elmo realized what was in the pill that shady guy in the alley gave him when he noticed the content of his refrigerator started talking

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