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He needs your phone to view all that rubber duckie porn

This person tried to unlock your phone.

This person tried to unlock your phone.

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M'Ernie

Bert introduces his anime-loving cousin: Neckbeart

Bert introduces his anime-loving cousin: Neckbeart

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My Hero AcaDOOMia

What kind of consequences would ensue if Doom Slayer killed all the villains?

What kind of consequences would ensue if Doom Slayer killed all the villains?

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Yes that is a fucking good idea

Yes that is a f------ good idea

Yes that is a f------ good idea

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Ernie on Acid

Bert is not amused when for the third time that night, Ernie, who is tripping on acid, wakes him up to watch their food dance

Bert is not amused when for the third time that night, Ernie, who is tripping on acid, wakes him up to watch their food dance

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Bert's Christmas wish

r) Ernie transcribes Bert's letter to Santa. However, this year Ernie has made a typo and Satan, Father of Evil, Bringer of Torment, has acquired the letter. As it is actually the only letter Satan has been sent in eight thousand and twelve years, Bert gains his wish. Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil fight to the death. With swords.

r) Ernie transcribes Bert's letter to Santa. However, this year Ernie has made a typo and Satan, Father of Evil, Bringer of Torment, has acquired the letter. As it is actually the only letter Satan has been sent in eight thousand and twelve years, Bert gains his wish. Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil fight to the death. With swords.

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Damn it, Dr. D

"Doof, I'm sorry...the condonm broke. Your daughter is pregnant."

"Doof, I'm sorry...the condonm broke. Your daughter is pregnant."

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"Cookie monster will return in Avengers 4"

Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.

Ah SESAME STREET Having no real superpowers or talents bevond his mental deficiencies, Cookie Monster realizes that he is only useful for being the team's diversity hire.

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Wholesome

After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along

After following the treasure map for months, Bert finally found the X that marked the spot. Ernie was his treasure all along

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Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

Cookie Monster's dream of being an Uber driver is quickly shattered by the realization that everyone in his world lives on the same f------ street.

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Betrayed

Everyone looks in horror and disgust as Kermit orders his steak welldone.

Everyone looks in horror and disgust as Kermit orders his steak welldone.

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Ernie doing his job

Ernie does his solemn duty and dislikes Rewind 2018

Ernie does his solemn duty and dislikes Rewind 2018

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Ernie's secret porn collection

Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.

Statler and Waldorf discover Ernie's "homework" folder, and are astounded that he has amassed over 300 terabytes of gay african m----- toothless granny yiff p---.

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Even death hates Ernie

Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.

Bert stares in disbelief as Ernie fails yet again to hang himself.

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Elmo's little plan

Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.

Elmo's attempt to piss-off the feminists by flashing his penis at them backfires when they all start laughing at how tiny it is.

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Kermit later got attacked by angry PETA protesters

Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat

Kermit is happy. He now has all the materials needed for his new coat

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