This was the top comment on the original Reddit post and I thought it was too good to not be on this comment section.
"Bert is later horrified when he learns that most of the Street's single females--and no few of the married ones--all willingly had sex with his cousin, in spite of his hobbies and the notorious social maladjustment that came with them. It was at that moment that Bert had, for just a brief instant, the slightest inkling that maybe the problems he faced getting laid were his fault.
Then the nascent epiphany that could have changed his life died unborn, buried under a tide of rage that led Bert to build a bonfire fueled by his cousin's manga collection, with his cousin as the centerpiece. That weeb sonofabitch wouldn't be getting any more tail on Bert's turf, no sir!"
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