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"C" is for communist

AGOLDEN BOOK SESAME STREET A GROWING UP BOOK CAN SHARE By Dina Anastasio Illustrated by Tom Leigh Peaturing JIM HENSONS SESAME STREET MUPPETS But Big Bird won't, because that's communist.

AGOLDEN BOOK SESAME STREET A GROWING UP BOOK CAN SHARE By Dina Anastasio Illustrated by Tom Leigh Peaturing JIM HENSONS SESAME STREET MUPPETS But Big Bird won't, because that's communist.

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flamethrower

NPS Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everthing else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, evern the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

NPS Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everthing else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, evern the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

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Ba-Boom

0 ISIS executions were becoming more and more common

0 ISIS executions were becoming more and more common

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I'm gonna whack ya!

SESAME STREET Telly wakes up in the park, still tripping on acid, and attacks the monsters invading his castle.

SESAME STREET Telly wakes up in the park, still tripping on acid, and attacks the monsters invading his castle.

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Never Forget

gravy boot bs gorilla globe Bert wondered if his Harambe tribute had gone too far

gravy boot bs gorilla globe Bert wondered if his Harambe tribute had gone too far

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I'm trying to save money

Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?

Six hundred bucks for the whole night is a bit spendy for me. How about $20, and you give me a handy in that alley?

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Truth and ideals

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn join Team Plasma.

SESAME STREET Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn join Team Plasma.

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Ouch.

Scooter decides to bring some excitement to the dockside glory holes.

Scooter decides to bring some excitement to the dockside glory holes.

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Grovejora's Mask

Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone

Grover uses his dark magic to pull the moon torwards earth killing everyone

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"That'll teach him!"

After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.

After the murder, Elmo kept Ernie's shaved, severed head near his bed as a trophy. He sleeps soundly knowing he's another step closer to being the only popular character on Sesame Street.

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Well, they're puppets too!

Nozomi's grasp on reality was already gone. Her overindulgence in gore yuri had ammounted to this, three sleepless nights of binge watching to be exact. Even when Chika uttered "But that's forbidden love! It wasn't enough to halt Nozomi's psychosis fueled sexual assault.

Nozomi's grasp on reality was already gone. Her overindulgence in gore yuri had ammounted to this, three sleepless nights of binge watching to be exact. Even when Chika uttered "But that's forbidden love! It wasn't enough to halt Nozomi's psychosis fueled sexual assault.

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Ernie has no sympathy

9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.

9o Ernie watches showing no emotion as Bert walks by preparing to hang himself with a grand piand.

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One Bird Apocalypse

1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

1845 . The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster.

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Ernie's rant goes too far

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

As Ernie ranted on about how Jews controlled the entertainment industry, Bert could only clench his fist:s and concentrate on his breathing. He knew they were fired now it was only a question if Ernie would stop before he said something that would get them killed. As Ernie's rant veered onto the subject of underage girls at Hanukkah parties, Bert realised they were screwed

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Soon to become Oscar the destroyer of worlds.

tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.

tte Just one more sacrifice for Oscar the Grouch to assume his final form and become unstoppable.

Nothing to see here

Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"

Elmo's poorly constructed "bus" prepares to take some children to "school"

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Take it easy Ernie

the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected

the lsd hit way faster than ernie had expected

WAAAGH!

After one too many waka waka wakas, Statler and Waldorf give Fozzie the daka daka daka

After one too many waka waka wakas, Statler and Waldorf give Fozzie the daka daka daka

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The Apprentice.

Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.

Being Inspired by General Grievous,Julia has collected trophies of her victims, Big Bird being her favorite.

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Abby's a bitch.

SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.

SESAME STREET Abby meets her new friend Julia and tries to judge the level of autism she suffers from by making a constant high-pitched whine to see how long it takes her to trigger.

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