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SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

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Snuffy's secret life

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

"Thanks a lot BIRD!"

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

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No wonder why it was so sticky.

Ernie suddenly realizes that the glass in Bert's room doesn't contain "Vanilla Milkshake"

Ernie suddenly realizes that the glass in Bert's room doesn't contain "Vanilla Milkshake"

Falcons are the fastest flying birds

Ernie states random bird facts and triggers Bert into an episode

Ernie states random bird facts and triggers Bert into an episode

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Nebby has a Revelation

In the midst of pleasure, Nebby realizes in horror that she has been growing a liking for bags.

In the midst of pleasure, Nebby realizes in horror that she has been growing a liking for bags.

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Rev up those pyres

2T Ten minutes into the campus activist's lecture about the "gender spectrum", Murray is slowly beginning to realize why the Church used to burn witches.

2T Ten minutes into the campus activist's lecture about the "gender spectrum", Murray is slowly beginning to realize why the Church used to burn witches.

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One of Ernie's favorite holiday traditions is calling children and telling them Santa isn't real and they are the reason that their parents aren't happy

One of Ernie's favorite holiday traditions is calling children and telling them Santa isn't real and they are the reason that their parents aren't happy

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Bert didn't blame him, those verses were satanic.

Made by me.

Made by me.

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The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation on the plantation caused ejaculat...

Big Bird does his hourly drive-by of laughing at the slaves on his plantation

Big Bird does his hourly drive-by of laughing at the slaves on his plantation

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Better dead than Red

Bert's day out in the park is ruined when a Communist walks by

Bert's day out in the park is ruined when a Communist walks by

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Oh...

2 Granny Bird tucks her grandson into bed, knowing that when he wakes up, she will be there for him no more

2 Granny Bird tucks her grandson into bed, knowing that when he wakes up, she will be there for him no more

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Quite Embarrassing

Grover's sexy role-play scenario took a turn for the worst when he asked Mr. Johnson to pretend to be his dead mother

Grover's sexy role-play scenario took a turn for the worst when he asked Mr. Johnson to pretend to be his dead mother

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At least he was teach them.

Kermit's sex ed class goes horribly wrong when his sidekick Elmo decides now was the perfect time to masturbate in a room full of children.

Kermit's sex ed class goes horribly wrong when his sidekick Elmo decides now was the perfect time to masturbate in a room full of children.

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eOldeGa AndDoodle.Tumblr yeoldegaganddoodle Star and Marco get the Bert and Ernie treatment... although Star would probably be more at home in Eureeka's Castie.

eOldeGa AndDoodle.Tumblr yeoldegaganddoodle Star and Marco get the Bert and Ernie treatment... although Star would probably be more at home in Eureeka's Castie.

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Waldorf and Statler contemplate their lives.

"That performance was terrible! Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?" "Our wives died years ago, we gotta fi in the years until death." "I know, but isn't there anything else?" "I heard a new Waffle House opened up!" "Let's go yell at the new waitresses until they cry and the managers toss us out!"

"That performance was terrible! Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?" "Our wives died years ago, we gotta fi in the years until death." "I know, but isn't there anything else?" "I heard a new Waffle House opened up!" "Let's go yell at the new waitresses until they cry and the managers toss us out!"

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Grover demonstrates

ESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from children.

ESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from children.

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Another Stephen King Novel....

Never buy cars from old guys in Chinatown.

Never buy cars from old guys in Chinatown.

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And they recorded every phone conversation with his gay lover in the west

Soviet komcor Grover and Soviet komandarm Elmo arrest Mr. Johnson for helping Germans escape to the west

Soviet komcor Grover and Soviet komandarm Elmo arrest Mr. Johnson for helping Germans escape to the west

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Tentacles

Cookie monster and his friends hide the shame and disgust in their minds as they each prepare to have all of their tendervirgin orifices mercilessy penetrated by the octopus's many meaty tentacies on film so that they may havea chance of keeping the orphanage running for the rest of the year.

Cookie monster and his friends hide the shame and disgust in their minds as they each prepare to have all of their tendervirgin orifices mercilessy penetrated by the octopus's many meaty tentacies on film so that they may havea chance of keeping the orphanage running for the rest of the year.

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