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Waldorf and Statler contemplate their lives.

"That performance was terrible! Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?" "Our wives died years ago, we gotta fi in the years until death." "I know, but isn't there anything else?" "I heard a new Waffle House opened up!" "Let's go yell at the new waitresses until they cry and the managers toss us out!"

"That performance was terrible! Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?" "Our wives died years ago, we gotta fi in the years until death." "I know, but isn't there anything else?" "I heard a new Waffle House opened up!" "Let's go yell at the new waitresses until they cry and the managers toss us out!"

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Grover demonstrates

ESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from children.

ESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from children.

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Another Stephen King Novel....

SES The wells look in horror as they run over another unintended vicim,the řather now knowing hat the old Chinese usedcarsalesman was not joking when he stated This car is possessed by the spirit ofa mad street racer."

SES The wells look in horror as they run over another unintended vicim,the řather now knowing hat the old Chinese usedcarsalesman was not joking when he stated This car is possessed by the spirit ofa mad street racer."

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And they recorded every phone conversation with his gay lover in the west

Soviet komcor Grover and Soviet komandarm Elmo arrest Mr. Johnson for helping Germans escape to the west

Soviet komcor Grover and Soviet komandarm Elmo arrest Mr. Johnson for helping Germans escape to the west

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Tentacles

Cookie monster and his friends hide the shame and disgust in their minds as they each prepare to have all of their tendervirgin orifices mercilessy penetrated by the octopus's many meaty tentacies on film so that they may havea chance of keeping the orphanage running for the rest of the year.

Cookie monster and his friends hide the shame and disgust in their minds as they each prepare to have all of their tendervirgin orifices mercilessy penetrated by the octopus's many meaty tentacies on film so that they may havea chance of keeping the orphanage running for the rest of the year.

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Suki Lopez's story time

"ONAPRILI, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day seving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech. Thus, after years of uninterruptedwork, Iwas afforded for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task insisted upon by many and felt to be seviceable to the movement by myself. Therefore, I resoved not only to set forth, in twovolumes, the object of our movement, but also to draw a picture of its development From this more can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise. Thatalso gae me the opportunity to describe my own development,as far as this is necessary for the understand ing of the first aswell as the secondvolume, and which may serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person by the Jewish press." Ms Lopez read aloud from Mein Kampf.

"ONAPRILI, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day seving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech. Thus, after years of uninterruptedwork, Iwas afforded for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task insisted upon by many and felt to be seviceable to the movement by myself. Therefore, I resoved not only to set forth, in twovolumes, the object of our movement, but also to draw a picture of its development From this more can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise. Thatalso gae me the opportunity to describe my own development,as far as this is necessary for the understand ing of the first aswell as the secondvolume, and which may serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person by the Jewish press." Ms Lopez read aloud from Mein Kampf.

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Exploring their sexuality

Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus stare mesmerized at a discarded Playboy magazine they found in an alley.

Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus stare mesmerized at a discarded Playboy magazine they found in an alley.

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But it was me Cookie Monster

SESAME STREET Stand User Cookie Monster activates his stand [C is for Cookie]

SESAME STREET Stand User Cookie Monster activates his stand [C is for Cookie]

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Those War Flashbacks...

O 0 As a group of PTSD veterans exit therapy, Kermit and Telly shout and mimic explosions as they pass by.

O 0 As a group of PTSD veterans exit therapy, Kermit and Telly shout and mimic explosions as they pass by.

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ACTUNG!

Little Fritz froze in horror, but he knew what to do: He blew his shiny Hitler Youth whistle and the SS arrested the Jew in seconds.

Little Fritz froze in horror, but he knew what to do: He blew his shiny Hitler Youth whistle and the SS arrested the Jew in seconds.

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She's a tad bit racist...

Ms. Daisy goes on an angry racist tirade after a n---- cuts in front of her at the grocery store checkout

Ms. Daisy goes on an angry racist tirade after a n---- cuts in front of her at the grocery store checkout

It wasn't just sugar

Elmo learns why everyone was so eagar to try the sugar cubes handed out at the music festival the hard way

Elmo learns why everyone was so eagar to try the sugar cubes handed out at the music festival the hard way

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Sofia whatzerface from modern family

SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.

SESAME STREET Or Elmo becomes transfixed by Sofia's breasts as she pretends not to notice.

you got a purdy mouth

SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.

SESAME STREET org "You've got a pretty mouth.." Grover whispers into his tranquilized victim's ear after dragging him into an abondoned opera house.

Elmo and the kuffar

D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.

D0D 100 SESAME STREET O .0 "Cover up, you filthy harlot!" Elmo, the sharia policeman yelled at Katy, the kuffar w---- that was stupid enough to enter his self-segregate Islamic community without a male guardian.

die fahne hoch

14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.

14 The gang's subscription the ideology of the Hazi party becomes evident to Elmo during their recitation of 'Die Fahne hoch.

Quakery

Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...

Big Bird comes to realise that her abortionist was actually a quack...

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floo powder is powerful shit

Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.

Cookie Monster, having snuffed 3 grams of floo powder, stumbles into Dumbledore's office and calls him a 'Mudblood-loving f----- p------------'.

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Survival of the fittest

After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.

After eating the homeless man's remaining scraps of food, Cookie Monster then proceeds to rip off and eat the man's face.

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That'll teach him

After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.

After they let Bort play outside in the snow, Ernie & Bert watch as he gets run over by an unforeseen car.

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