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Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.

Two-headed Monster witnesses a big clown o--- on the street below.

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"It's our little secret"

ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses

ri Ernie listens attentively as Master Duckie tells him where to bury the dead fetuses

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"And your gonna like it!"

Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.

Elmo explains to Timmy that the dead rat in a bag is really the only food he'll get.

Ernie's new hobby.

Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be

Without Bert around anymore, Ernie throws himself into his favorite activity, trying to find creative ways to trigger Berts vietnam flashbacks It isn't as fun as it used to be

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Oscar's not having it this time

ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.

ei It only took 2 seconds to trigger Oscar the Grouch before he ripped the cameraman into shreds.

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Rest in Peace

Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.

Kermit mourns the loss of his first fisting buddy, who would have turned 80 today.

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This one hits too close to home.

"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."

"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."

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"And what about the dead security guard in our car?!"

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.

Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.

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D is for Dakimakura (and other things that I shouldn't explain)

Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.

Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.

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F is for FUCK

Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.

Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.

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Inspired by the act, Grover proceeds to dump the corpse of Mr. Johnson's wife in the lake he is currently fishing at.

Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.

Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.

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facism

Elmo declares facism

Elmo declares facism

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There goes his appetite.....and his body.

Mr. Johnson lets out an exasperated sigh when he sees that the only menu option is Mrs. Johnson

Mr. Johnson lets out an exasperated sigh when he sees that the only menu option is Mrs. Johnson

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Can't really think of a good title for this tbh

With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

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"Elmo's World"

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

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I cannot scream

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

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Street Drama

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

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You know the drill

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Have you Seen Kyle?

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

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