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It's been a few months since they broke up, but Bert is always happy to see Ernie.

NERD MAC PHYSIC PT "Isn't that your old boyfriend over there, Bert?" "Which one? The homeless f-----, or the homeless f----- sucking him off?"

NERD MAC PHYSIC PT "Isn't that your old boyfriend over there, Bert?" "Which one? The homeless f-----, or the homeless f----- sucking him off?"

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That is NOT how you summon Frosty!

"Ernie, get your d--- out of that snowman."

"Ernie, get your d--- out of that snowman."

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Just A Normal Prank Show

The doctors share a hearty laugh when they reveal to Mr Johnson that he is actually on a prank show, and that he isn't going to receive any heart transplant today.

The doctors share a hearty laugh when they reveal to Mr Johnson that he is actually on a prank show, and that he isn't going to receive any heart transplant today.

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Inside the Mind of a Psychopath

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

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COME on down!

9 60 5 50 45 40 10 20 35 30 25 Grover explains to Prairie Dawn his opinion on m-----------. Prairie Dawn does not approve of his answer

9 60 5 50 45 40 10 20 35 30 25 Grover explains to Prairie Dawn his opinion on m-----------. Prairie Dawn does not approve of his answer

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These kids love to "play"

Bobby Benson shows off his harem

Bobby Benson shows off his harem

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The Street's Furriest, Cuddliest Soulraider

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

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Worst sex reassignment surgery ever

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

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Dick in the Dirt

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

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So That's What's Happened To Them....

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

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To Be Fair, He Probably Would Taste Very Delicious.

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

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So that's how George Carlin was raised...

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

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When You See It

Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

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They Are All Gonna Have a Bad Time

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

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MY BELL PEPPERS!!

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

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I Guess They Are Into That Kind Of Thing

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

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Big Basement Bird

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

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I can't really make this worse than the original context

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

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And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

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[insert Rocky theme]

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

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