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"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

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Inside the Mind of a Psychopath


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