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25 While desperately searching for the bag of cocaine Big Bird had stolen and hidden away from him, Snuffy unwittingly stuck his trunk in a booby-trapped shredder, which started sucking his face in, tearing away all the flesh it could.

25 While desperately searching for the bag of cocaine Big Bird had stolen and hidden away from him, Snuffy unwittingly stuck his trunk in a booby-trapped shredder, which started sucking his face in, tearing away all the flesh it could.

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He dies doing what he loved.

Kermit goes for the ride of a lifetime after strapping his dildo to a paint shaker.

Kermit goes for the ride of a lifetime after strapping his dildo to a paint shaker.

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Kayla punches Ernie in the solar plexus, which gives her enough time to escape the molesting maniac.

Kayla punches Ernie in the solar plexus, which gives her enough time to escape the molesting maniac.

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Snuffleupagus excuses himselfi from the group to smoke a massive doobie. He had been dealing with addiction for years, and he finally let himself go that fateful day. The Sesame police found him hours later, wandering the highway repeating "Bird...Big Bird...Bird..." Then his brain shut down for the final time

Snuffleupagus excuses himselfi from the group to smoke a massive doobie. He had been dealing with addiction for years, and he finally let himself go that fateful day. The Sesame police found him hours later, wandering the highway repeating "Bird...Big Bird...Bird..." Then his brain shut down for the final time

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Snuffy realizes the bath isn't filled with ice cream

Snuffy realizes the bath isn't filled with ice cream

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Bert should go with [REDACTED] instead.

Ernie tries to convince Bert it's okay to feed the D-Class to other D-Class.

Ernie tries to convince Bert it's okay to feed the D-Class to other D-Class.

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ESARE STREET 41 Due to the nature of the neighbourhood, the officials put up a sign counting the days since the last killing-free day.

ESARE STREET 41 Due to the nature of the neighbourhood, the officials put up a sign counting the days since the last killing-free day.

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"Paint me like one of your French Girls!" quips Bert The one under the floor, or the one in the freezer?" asks Ernie

"Paint me like one of your French Girls!" quips Bert The one under the floor, or the one in the freezer?" asks Ernie

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Ernie screams in terror as the VHS monster attempts to drag him into the television. That's why all your friends have DVDS and Blu- Ray players. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Ernie screams in terror as the VHS monster attempts to drag him into the television. That's why all your friends have DVDS and Blu- Ray players. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

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Cookie Monster engages in hentai

Cookie Monster has somehow ended up inside his favorite anime, He just has to get the octopus and Kimiko to engage in coitus to change the rating of it from G to X 6 2 0 9

Cookie Monster has somehow ended up inside his favorite anime, He just has to get the octopus and Kimiko to engage in coitus to change the rating of it from G to X 6 2 0 9

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Confirmed

Big Bird is surprised when one of his eggs hatches an llluminatus.

Big Bird is surprised when one of his eggs hatches an llluminatus.

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19 20 1 18 2 3 17 16 15 14 4 6 7 8 12 11 10 9 Guy Smiley panics as the Doomsday Clock continues to count down. The nukes were in the air, and soon the world as they knew it would end Meanwhile, Count Von Count tries to soothe his terror by counting down the seconds before global catastrophe destroys humanity. It does not help.

19 20 1 18 2 3 17 16 15 14 4 6 7 8 12 11 10 9 Guy Smiley panics as the Doomsday Clock continues to count down. The nukes were in the air, and soon the world as they knew it would end Meanwhile, Count Von Count tries to soothe his terror by counting down the seconds before global catastrophe destroys humanity. It does not help.

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Grover's at it again

Grover runs away in shame after the young girl he exposed himself to tells him her pastor's is bigger.

Grover runs away in shame after the young girl he exposed himself to tells him her pastor's is bigger.

It's a miracle!

After years of trying, Elmo and his wank blanket were finally pregnant.

After years of trying, Elmo and his wank blanket were finally pregnant.

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(OC) Melted Memories

Kermit bones go stiff as he is now staring down his own dead son. Drugs cannot help his guilft.

Kermit bones go stiff as he is now staring down his own dead son. Drugs cannot help his guilft.

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Nothing of Value Was lost

Bert made his way to the clinic, and then slept easily that night, having learned the abortion was successful.

Bert made his way to the clinic, and then slept easily that night, having learned the abortion was successful.

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How dank memes are made.

Kermit organizes his rarest Pepes for the final beta uprising

Kermit organizes his rarest Pepes for the final beta uprising

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Looks like your not so honest now huh abe? Dhohohoho!

Statler & Waldorf burst with laughter as the

Statler & Waldorf burst with laughter as the

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Come closer, He won't hurt you Evil Smirk

ND PARKING Big Birds feeds his dog.

ND PARKING Big Birds feeds his dog.

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Groundbreaking Discovery.

Telly brings home his latest archaeological discovery the world's largest fossilized dino-testicle

Telly brings home his latest archaeological discovery the world's largest fossilized dino-testicle