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HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

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Actual Thing That Happens When You Google Search "Sesame Street Thanksgiving"

HAPY THANKS God punishes the Sesame Street gang, who have roasted Big Bird for their Thanksgiving feast, by forcing them to eat him for each side-by-side

HAPY THANKS God punishes the Sesame Street gang, who have roasted Big Bird for their Thanksgiving feast, by forcing them to eat him for each side-by-side

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Wouldn't You Be Terrified If You Suddenly Became Playdoh?

SESAME STREET Bert flips through the Necronomicon to send him and his friends out of Claymation Hell. A voice speaks from out of the book: But We don't want you to be freed."

SESAME STREET Bert flips through the Necronomicon to send him and his friends out of Claymation Hell. A voice speaks from out of the book: But We don't want you to be freed."

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For Better or Worse

"Elmo remembers when he used to drink to feel happy. Now Elmo drinks hoping the next one will destroy his liver, so he can finally die.

"Elmo remembers when he used to drink to feel happy. Now Elmo drinks hoping the next one will destroy his liver, so he can finally die.

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Confirmed.

SESAME STREET After years of hiding it, Kermit reveals his membership in the Illuminati

SESAME STREET After years of hiding it, Kermit reveals his membership in the Illuminati

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Elmo's New World

"Wow Elmo! Isn't it exciting to think we're the first people this tribe have seen in years!" said Murray. "Yeah Murray! The first! AND THE LAST!" screamed Elmo as he loaded his gun and prepared to take the land for the British Empire

"Wow Elmo! Isn't it exciting to think we're the first people this tribe have seen in years!" said Murray. "Yeah Murray! The first! AND THE LAST!" screamed Elmo as he loaded his gun and prepared to take the land for the British Empire

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Just Let Him Have His Fun For Once

Super Grover binges on the good s---. His friends tie him and adjust props and lightning to frequently screw with his mind.

Super Grover binges on the good s---. His friends tie him and adjust props and lightning to frequently screw with his mind.

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You're listening to TMI Radio! We dare you not to question!

"Ernie, a lot of people are wanna know why we're white supremacists, even though we don't look white! The truth is, we both have white parents!" "That's right, Bert! Actually, the reason I'm orange is because my dad shot his load into a tangelo, and then stuffed it up my mom's p----! So how come you're yellow, Bert? Did your parents get freaky with a corn cobb?" "No, I just have a really f----- up liver."

"Ernie, a lot of people are wanna know why we're white supremacists, even though we don't look white! The truth is, we both have white parents!" "That's right, Bert! Actually, the reason I'm orange is because my dad shot his load into a tangelo, and then stuffed it up my mom's p----! So how come you're yellow, Bert? Did your parents get freaky with a corn cobb?" "No, I just have a really f----- up liver."

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It's been a few months since they broke up, but Bert is always happy to see Ernie.

NERD MAC PHYSIC PT "Isn't that your old boyfriend over there, Bert?" "Which one? The homeless f-----, or the homeless f----- sucking him off?"

NERD MAC PHYSIC PT "Isn't that your old boyfriend over there, Bert?" "Which one? The homeless f-----, or the homeless f----- sucking him off?"

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That is NOT how you summon Frosty!

"Ernie, get your d--- out of that snowman."

"Ernie, get your d--- out of that snowman."

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Just A Normal Prank Show

The doctors share a hearty laugh when they reveal to Mr Johnson that he is actually on a prank show, and that he isn't going to receive any heart transplant today.

The doctors share a hearty laugh when they reveal to Mr Johnson that he is actually on a prank show, and that he isn't going to receive any heart transplant today.

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Inside the Mind of a Psychopath

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

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COME on down!

9 60 5 50 45 40 10 20 35 30 25 Grover explains to Prairie Dawn his opinion on m-----------. Prairie Dawn does not approve of his answer

9 60 5 50 45 40 10 20 35 30 25 Grover explains to Prairie Dawn his opinion on m-----------. Prairie Dawn does not approve of his answer

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These kids love to "play"

Bobby Benson shows off his harem

Bobby Benson shows off his harem

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The Street's Furriest, Cuddliest Soulraider

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

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Worst sex reassignment surgery ever

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

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Dick in the Dirt

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

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So That's What's Happened To Them....

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

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To Be Fair, He Probably Would Taste Very Delicious.

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

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So that's how George Carlin was raised...

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

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