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The Street's Furriest, Cuddliest Soulraider

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

The Darkness devours Bert whole, feasting on the echoes of his countless sins

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Worst sex reassignment surgery ever

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

Remembering what happened last time, Bert tries to escapee before Ernie forcefully sticks his d--- in the fan.

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Dick in the Dirt

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

Ernie viciously f---- the dirt in a misguided attempt to r--- Mother Nature

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So That's What's Happened To Them....

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

Lily and Elmo watch Rosita as she consumes the experimental new stimulant. If they were to start off fresh with a clean slate, they had to get it right this time. It took them their entire fortune and the brave sacrifice of Telly to escape the country for the effects the drug had on the population of Raccoon City

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To Be Fair, He Probably Would Taste Very Delicious.

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

The sentient shortbread friend accepts his fate when Cookie Monster refuses to consume the food of "the smelly liberals".

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So that's how George Carlin was raised...

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

F----knuckles!" the toddler said. Ernie smiled; teaching kids to wear was more satisfying than smacking Bert around ever was.

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When You See It

Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

Bert is shocked to find out that Ernie allowed total strangers inside to watch them sleep. But it won't be until later tonight that a f----- up abomination will make its move.

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They Are All Gonna Have a Bad Time

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

0 Elmo convinces his friends that the talking sunflower has the correct ideoloqy, persuading them to conduct a genocide run

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MY BELL PEPPERS!!

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

Bert waits in ernest for the rigged showcar to explode in the town square.

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I Guess They Are Into That Kind Of Thing

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

Bert and Ernie pool their collective resources to fund a ten-way.

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Big Basement Bird

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

"Thanks for showing me your basement Samantha. But remember, we don't tell anybody that we played 'checkup at the doctor's', okay?"

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I can't really make this worse than the original context

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

It was only after agreeing to go out for a night on the town with Scooter that Kermit discovered where the show's funding really came from.

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Another one made by me

And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

And if you feel thirsty in the middle of the night, you up and tell me, you wouldn't bother me at all! Bort is

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[insert Rocky theme]

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

After taking every known steriod to man Grover is finally ready to teach the rival gang members who is in charge

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Rubs Hands Greedily

The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

The Count bites his bottom lip. One of the floats in the Sesame Street Day parade is Christian themed. Just the thought of suing the s--- out of the city for allowing a religious display on public property gives the Count the mightiest Jewrection his nose has ever had.

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Hallelujah, praise the gods!

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

Murray demonstrates the proper way to slaughter a sheep as a sacrifice to appease the angerd Gods.

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He couldn't contain himself, even after various therapy sessions...

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

Not being able to suppress his murderous tendencies any longer, Grover lets out a bloody war cry as he and Cleo run over a young child, splattering his organs against the pavement.

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So Bert is lefty apparently.

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

After having heavily masturbated all night, Bert realized in terror his blood stopped flowing in his hand, which was now rotting. The pain was so harsh and he was so horrified he didn't pay attention to Ernie's mocking. "Well if you at least gave me the h------ l was asking for instead, one of us would have gained something."

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Now I've found a website full of Berstrips, I may post a lot of them on KYM

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

Kermit causes mass panic by blowing up a museum in order to steal a signed edition of Mein Kampf

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The Birdlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

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