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The Inner Mechanisations of Drugs

"And look where you are now. A sad mess of a frog whose only future accomplishments are starring in cheesy movies for children who can't tell you where their s--- is coming from and senior citizens who take forty seconds to tell you. lI'd have told you to get rid of Piggy, but you didn't take your LSD at that time. You can still get out of this mess, you know. Just end me and that woman who bitches more than she works. That quack doctor can't tell the difference between infanticide and wet Playdoh. Just be sure to think of me when you're finally free.

"And look where you are now. A sad mess of a frog whose only future accomplishments are starring in cheesy movies for children who can't tell you where their s--- is coming from and senior citizens who take forty seconds to tell you. lI'd have told you to get rid of Piggy, but you didn't take your LSD at that time. You can still get out of this mess, you know. Just end me and that woman who bitches more than she works. That quack doctor can't tell the difference between infanticide and wet Playdoh. Just be sure to think of me when you're finally free.

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Nutella

Jimmy Falon tries to diffuse the situation when Cookie Monster repeatedly yells the N-word at onlookers.

Jimmy Falon tries to diffuse the situation when Cookie Monster repeatedly yells the N-word at onlookers.

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Telly Always Has The Worst of Days

As Telly participates in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, he realizes he is not alone in the float

As Telly participates in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, he realizes he is not alone in the float

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Hooper's Store

HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

HOOPER'S STORE Jimmy Falon successfully avoids the FBI by giving his vendor a name change.

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Actual Thing That Happens When You Google Search "Sesame Street Thanksgiving"

HAPY THANKS God punishes the Sesame Street gang, who have roasted Big Bird for their Thanksgiving feast, by forcing them to eat him for each side-by-side

HAPY THANKS God punishes the Sesame Street gang, who have roasted Big Bird for their Thanksgiving feast, by forcing them to eat him for each side-by-side

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Wouldn't You Be Terrified If You Suddenly Became Playdoh?

SESAME STREET Bert flips through the Necronomicon to send him and his friends out of Claymation Hell. A voice speaks from out of the book: But We don't want you to be freed."

SESAME STREET Bert flips through the Necronomicon to send him and his friends out of Claymation Hell. A voice speaks from out of the book: But We don't want you to be freed."

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For Better or Worse

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Confirmed.

SESAME STREET After years of hiding it, Kermit reveals his membership in the Illuminati

SESAME STREET After years of hiding it, Kermit reveals his membership in the Illuminati

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Elmo's New World

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Just Let Him Have His Fun For Once

Super Grover binges on the good s---. His friends tie him and adjust props and lightning to frequently screw with his mind.

Super Grover binges on the good s---. His friends tie him and adjust props and lightning to frequently screw with his mind.

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You're listening to TMI Radio! We dare you not to question!

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It's been a few months since they broke up, but Bert is always happy to see Ernie.

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That is NOT how you summon Frosty!

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Just A Normal Prank Show

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Inside the Mind of a Psychopath

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

"I know God, Ernie. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they recieved God's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way." "Bert? I-l don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!'" "I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to God."

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COME on down!

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