Bertstrips - Images

Sorted By:

robot

Professor Nuclear Von Fission assures Kermit that yes, this is "that kind of robot."

Professor Nuclear Von Fission assures Kermit that yes, this is "that kind of robot."

bertstrips kermit sex robot

Hail our new ruler

Tully found the Triforce of Power. The world will be his now.

Tully found the Triforce of Power. The world will be his now.

tully triforce triforce of power bertstrips sesame street

going in dry like the desert

Elmo's desert friend watch in sheer horror as he inserts a saguaro cactus into his penis hole

Elmo's desert friend watch in sheer horror as he inserts a saguaro cactus into his penis hole

bertstrips cactus

boom, headshot

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on historv.

As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on historv.

jfk elmo assassination john f kennedy lee harvey oswald

Aliens.

Bert's alien abduction story explaining how Ernie's body wound up in a cornfield with his organs extracted through his anus was less than convincing.

Bert's alien abduction story explaining how Ernie's body wound up in a cornfield with his organs extracted through his anus was less than convincing.

The drum stick.

Bert suddenly realizes where the other drum stick went.

Bert suddenly realizes where the other drum stick went.

bert ernie drums drum drumstick sesame street

Ernie is so helpful.

They're gaining wisdom.

SESAME STREETorg The hallucinogenic mushrooms empower Bert and Ernie with ultimate wisdom and understanding of the universe.

SESAME STREETorg The hallucinogenic mushrooms empower Bert and Ernie with ultimate wisdom and understanding of the universe.

Dendrophilie

sesame street bertstrips cookie monster tree

Grover the murderer

SESAME STREET working, Grover had to get the hell out of there to not get cought.

SESAME STREET working, Grover had to get the hell out of there to not get cought.

murder grover sesame street bertstrips

Getting stoned

Grover tries to get stoned

Grover tries to get stoned

sesame street grover bertstrips

The beginning of the end

The bird apocalypse has just begun. Bert realises it's just a matter if time befor they get them. 4)

The bird apocalypse has just begun. Bert realises it's just a matter if time befor they get them. 4)

apocalyse sesame street ernie bert bertstrips bird

Thanks Ernie.

"Relax, BerlAnything canbe a dildo

"Relax, BerlAnything canbe a dildo

bert dildo trumpet anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

Do it, don't question it.

Bert questions the motives of the stranger offering him $400 to eat his own s---.

Bert questions the motives of the stranger offering him $400 to eat his own s---.

sending to the Shadow Realm

Bert's millenium item shows him that he and Ernie were destined to duel in this shadow game, as they did eons ago.

Bert's millenium item shows him that he and Ernie were destined to duel in this shadow game, as they did eons ago.

yugioh bertstrips

Ernie told him it would happen eventually...

After years of snorting cocaine, Bert's nose finally falls off.

After years of snorting cocaine, Bert's nose finally falls off.

bert and ernie sesame street

Slender Cookie.

123 SESAME STREET.rg Slender Cookie is about to reap some souls.

123 SESAME STREET.rg Slender Cookie is about to reap some souls.

cookie monster sesame street slender man

Ouch

Abby laughs as Elmo realizes his butt plug has been replaced with a ghost chili pepper,

Abby laughs as Elmo realizes his butt plug has been replaced with a ghost chili pepper,

Triggered

Ernie enjoys finding new ways to trigger Melody's twitter flashbacks

Ernie enjoys finding new ways to trigger Melody's twitter flashbacks

8-ball

This is not what Ernie meant when he said he was looking for an 8-ball.

This is not what Ernie meant when he said he was looking for an 8-ball.