$400 isn't enough for me, i don't think… and i have a scat fetish.

honey, let me tell you… it would take more than that.

it tastes exactly like puke. that's bad, of course, but manageable. but not only that, but it makes you spit thick so it's hard to swallow. on top of all of that, it's so bitter, it's more bitter than anything else i have ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth. the bitterness is… if you've ever had the dentist fuckup when he's injecting novocaine in your gum, and you taste some of it, it's worse than that. far more bitter than that.

it's a horrible horrible experience. also, the taste doesn't go away, no matter how much you brush and use mouth wash, for at least 5 hours.