original comic box
![WITH THE DNA WE LIBERATED FROM THE GRAVE DESECRATION YOU CALL A MUSEUM, I HAVE PERFECTED THE WILL BE GIVEN FORMS SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU RICE PAPER PUPPETS BEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES. www YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! 2レー) BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/792/cfa.jpg)
![WITH THE DNA WE LIBERATED FROM THE GRAVE DESECRATION YOU CALL A MUSEUM, I HAVE PERFECTED THE WILL BE GIVEN FORMS SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU RICE PAPER PUPPETS BEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES. www YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! 2レー) BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/792/cfa.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
When you want to turn people into dinosaurs
![When you want to turn people into dinosaurs YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/793/7ce.jpg)
![When you want to turn people into dinosaurs YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/793/7ce.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
What is this, a crossover episode?
![WHAT'S WRONG, Karl Lykos YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS7 BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOu COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. What is this, a crossover episode?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/799/5eb.png)
![WHAT'S WRONG, Karl Lykos YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS7 BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOu COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. What is this, a crossover episode?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/799/5eb.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Scary Monsters is one of my faves
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Scary Monsters is One of my Faves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/830/ad8.png)
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Scary Monsters is One of my Faves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/830/ad8.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs!
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/795/c99.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/795/c99.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Looks like the talking pterodactyl won after all
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY. AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TÜRN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCEŘI BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Looks like the talking pterodactyl won after all.. and just think of how cancerous our posts are](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/798/579.png)
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY. AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TÜRN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCEŘI BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Looks like the talking pterodactyl won after all.. and just think of how cancerous our posts are](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/798/579.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
The best villain ever
![Ben Royce Don't Boo: Vote @benroyce@mastodon.social A well written villain in a movie or book lets the reader or viewer understand their motivations, even sympathize with them. Or feel rage at them. Or... uh... M ss YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! Oct 18, 2024, 01:48 PM Last edited Oct 18, 02:07 PM 33 boosts 58 favorites Hide BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. ALT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/701/a79.png)
![Ben Royce Don't Boo: Vote @benroyce@mastodon.social A well written villain in a movie or book lets the reader or viewer understand their motivations, even sympathize with them. Or feel rage at them. Or... uh... M ss YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! Oct 18, 2024, 01:48 PM Last edited Oct 18, 02:07 PM 33 boosts 58 favorites Hide BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. ALT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/701/a79.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Antivaxxer Instagram post
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Political Compass edit by DisobeyDeathV4
![Right YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! Libertarian Right Left BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Libertarian Left ifunny.co](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/796/cbb.jpg)
![Right YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! Libertarian Right Left BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. Libertarian Left ifunny.co](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/796/cbb.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Filling the plothole in Jurassic Park
![i have a massive issue with the jurassic park universe. they have the scientific technology to clone dinosaurs and create new species, does that mean they've mastered the genome to the extent where the cure for cancer has been discovered? or aids? ebola? or did jurassic park just not share their discoveries and just built a theme park??? pretty sure this is the answer you're looking for: YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY. AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/791/1ce.jpg)
![i have a massive issue with the jurassic park universe. they have the scientific technology to clone dinosaurs and create new species, does that mean they've mastered the genome to the extent where the cure for cancer has been discovered? or aids? ebola? or did jurassic park just not share their discoveries and just built a theme park??? pretty sure this is the answer you're looking for: YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY. AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/791/1ce.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
... Go on...
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Some men just want to turn people into dinosaurs
![SOME MEN JUST WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/794/80f.jpg)
![SOME MEN JUST WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/794/80f.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Okay
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/800/103.png)
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/800/103.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Marvel's Sauron
![00000 EE 4G 10:59 muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron SOUNDS. WAIT. WHAT? NOW SILENCE YOURSELF, BOY, OR SAURON WILL SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW JUST HOW MUCH HE RESPECTS YOu. comics are f----- wild update: he is also a professor at a school "CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT." SECOND IPERIOD. SUBJUGATION THROUGH SCIENCE WITH DR. KARL LYKOS. I AM SAURON. SUPREME RULER OF THIS CLASS- ROOM, MASTER OF ALL SECOND PERIOD! IN THIS CLASS, I WILL TEACH YOU TO WIELD THE MOST POWERFUL AND DEADLY WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN... SCIENCE! is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer? spinosaurus-the-fisher Yes. Yes, it is. YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCEŘ! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. (Source) dog-of-ulthar #the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#F--- IT#HE'S A F------ DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity) thoughts-of-an-x-factor There is no part of this post I don't find hilarious. PINTHEMALL.NET](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/797/3f9.jpg)
![00000 EE 4G 10:59 muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron SOUNDS. WAIT. WHAT? NOW SILENCE YOURSELF, BOY, OR SAURON WILL SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW JUST HOW MUCH HE RESPECTS YOu. comics are f----- wild update: he is also a professor at a school "CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT." SECOND IPERIOD. SUBJUGATION THROUGH SCIENCE WITH DR. KARL LYKOS. I AM SAURON. SUPREME RULER OF THIS CLASS- ROOM, MASTER OF ALL SECOND PERIOD! IN THIS CLASS, I WILL TEACH YOU TO WIELD THE MOST POWERFUL AND DEADLY WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN... SCIENCE! is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer? spinosaurus-the-fisher Yes. Yes, it is. YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCEŘ! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. (Source) dog-of-ulthar #the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#F--- IT#HE'S A F------ DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity) thoughts-of-an-x-factor There is no part of this post I don't find hilarious. PINTHEMALL.NET](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/797/3f9.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
This Sauron is the best Legends purchase I've made all year.
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/833/1dd.jpg)
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/833/1dd.jpg)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Adios Metal Virus!
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO ROBOTS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO ROBOTS. QRKDRS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/831/51f.png)
![YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO ROBOTS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO ROBOTS. QRKDRS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/831/51f.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
the dinosaur transformations looked like they came straight out of animorphs
![WITH THE LEFT EYE FROM WHAT YOu CALL THE SAINT'S CORPSE, I HAVE PERFECTED THE SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU BLOODY GITS WILL BE GIVEN FORMS BENEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES. DODIO YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TÜRN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH POWERS LIKE THAT, YOu COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. starsandracks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/941/832/3fd.png)
![WITH THE LEFT EYE FROM WHAT YOu CALL THE SAINT'S CORPSE, I HAVE PERFECTED THE SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU BLOODY GITS WILL BE GIVEN FORMS BENEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES. DODIO YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TÜRN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH POWERS LIKE THAT, YOu COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. starsandracks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/941/832/3fd.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Medic
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
horni
![It would be funnier with a redrawn panel, but I'm not an artist. If I were, I would be rich!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/109/678/cf8.png)
![It would be funnier with a redrawn panel, but I'm not an artist. If I were, I would be rich!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/109/678/cf8.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"
Based on that one Spiderman comic panel
![bonus panel:
!https://i.imgur.com/kb82KK9.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/332/132/d6b.png)
![bonus panel:
!https://i.imgur.com/kb82KK9.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/332/132/d6b.png)
"But I Don't Want To Cure Cancer. I Want To Turn People Into Dinosaurs"