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00000 EE 4G 10:59 muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron SOUNDS. WAIT. WHAT? NOW SILENCE YOURSELF, BOY, OR SAURON WILL SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW JUST HOW MUCH HE RESPECTS YOu. comics are f----- wild update: he is also a professor at a school "CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT." SECOND IPERIOD. SUBJUGATION THROUGH SCIENCE WITH DR. KARL LYKOS. I AM SAURON. SUPREME RULER OF THIS CLASS- ROOM, MASTER OF ALL SECOND PERIOD! IN THIS CLASS, I WILL TEACH YOU TO WIELD THE MOST POWERFUL AND DEADLY WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN... SCIENCE! is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer? spinosaurus-the-fisher Yes. Yes, it is. YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCEŘ! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. (Source) dog-of-ulthar #the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#F--- IT#HE'S A F------ DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity) thoughts-of-an-x-factor There is no part of this post I don't find hilarious. PINTHEMALL.NET

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Ben Royce Don't Boo: Vote @benroyce@mastodon.social A well written villain in a movie or book lets the reader or viewer understand their motivations, even sympathize with them. Or feel rage at them. Or... uh... M ss YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! Oct 18, 2024, 01:48 PM Last edited Oct 18, 02:07 PM 33 boosts 58 favorites Hide BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS. ALT
YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO MONKEYS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO MAKE MY TEAMMATES INVULNERABLE TO DAMAGE FOR A FEW SECONDS.
YOU CAN DRAW REALLY WELL, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO MAKE MEMES? BUT WITH SKILLS LIKE THAT, YOU COULD DRAW LEWDS AND GET RICH! BUT I DON'T WANNA BE HORNY ANYMORE, I WANNA BE HAPPY!
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