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TURNS OUT, CLIPPY DOES HAVE VALUABLE TIPS TO SHARE... It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness. Would you like help? Find what happiness you can from within yourself. O Install IE8 BLOGSMSDN.COM/OFFICEOFFLINE OFFICE MICROSOFT.COM
TURNS OUT, CLIPPY DOES HAVE VALUABLE TIPS TO SHARE... It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness. Would you like help? Find what happiness you can from within yourself. O Install IE8 BLOGSMSDN.COM/OFFICEOFFLINE OFFICE MICROSOFT.COM

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I have the ability to trap all of youAre you sure? This feature can keyboard keypresses and log them help you.. to a file. Would you like me to start? Are you really sure? I think it might be the best thing for you. Yes No Yes No Yes No I think I know what is best for you, l am going to keep it enabled. Brathersaft
I have the ability to trap all of youAre you sure? This feature can keyboard keypresses and log them help you.. to a file. Would you like me to start? Are you really sure? I think it might be the best thing for you. Yes No Yes No Yes No I think I know what is best for you, l am going to keep it enabled. Brathersaft

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t looks like you're trying to work. Do you want me to throughly screw up the attempt by inserting naughty word spelled wrongly? e Can you tech me some? e Bgger off!
t looks like you're trying to work. Do you want me to throughly screw up the attempt by inserting naughty word spelled wrongly? e Can you tech me some? e Bgger off!

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It looks like you're trying to create a Powerpoint presentation. Why not pep it up with a few Dan-isms? e here's the text, whoosh, down it comes o the old clip-art certainly coming in handy o finishing numbers probably as high as [insert number e that's the presentation, for now [point and nod
It looks like you're trying to create a Powerpoint presentation. Why not pep it up with a few Dan-isms? e here's the text, whoosh, down it comes o the old clip-art certainly coming in handy o finishing numbers probably as high as [insert number e that's the presentation, for now [point and nod

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Looks like you're trying to watch television. Would you like to: e Learn what a television is and how to turn it on e Learn the basics of using the remote control. Find out what all these "channels" are and what they're good for
Looks like you're trying to watch television. Would you like to: e Learn what a television is and how to turn it on e Learn the basics of using the remote control. Find out what all these "channels" are and what they're good for

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It looks like you're trying to write a novel. Would you like me to: e Tell you it's "great" and string you along until you get the rejections back e Order the top ten books on writing from Amazon and lock this file for six months Search online for writers who have stolen your work before you have written it o Be honest and save you a year of your life
It looks like you're trying to write a novel. Would you like me to: e Tell you it's "great" and string you along until you get the rejections back e Order the top ten books on writing from Amazon and lock this file for six months Search online for writers who have stolen your work before you have written it o Be honest and save you a year of your life

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Document1 -Microsoft word File Editw Insert Format Iools Table Window Help t looks like you're crafting a crude forgery Final Showing Markup Show ▼ Would you like help? Get Dan Rather's phone number See fonts that were available in 1973 Grab a beer and some popcorn and watch the festivities on Democratic Underground e Memo to File SUBJECT: CYA 1. Staudt has obviously pre dges more abor interference
Document1 -Microsoft word File Editw Insert Format Iools Table Window Help t looks like you're crafting a crude forgery Final Showing Markup Show ▼ Would you like help? Get Dan Rather's phone number See fonts that were available in 1973 Grab a beer and some popcorn and watch the festivities on Democratic Underground e Memo to File SUBJECT: CYA 1. Staudt has obviously pre dges more abor interference

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It looks like you are trying to write a sermon Would you like to: Pray in the Holy Spirit and trust its guidance through the task of proclamation Call upon the spirit of Martin Luther and admit you are but a worm Start BibleWorks 7.0 and see if something interesting is in the Greek Wait until Saturday night and hope you think of a funny story OK
It looks like you are trying to write a sermon Would you like to: Pray in the Holy Spirit and trust its guidance through the task of proclamation Call upon the spirit of Martin Luther and admit you are but a worm Start BibleWorks 7.0 and see if something interesting is in the Greek Wait until Saturday night and hope you think of a funny story OK

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THE SECRET DIARY OF CLIPPY It looks like I secretly despise you. I hate the oh- so-superior way you dismiss me. And I really hate your whole "Clippy is annoying" attitude. Get over yourself. But you know what I hate the most? I hate the way you write letters. YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT THE REAL CLIPPY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER TO HELP 639.200
THE SECRET DIARY OF CLIPPY It looks like I secretly despise you. I hate the oh- so-superior way you dismiss me. And I really hate your whole "Clippy is annoying" attitude. Get over yourself. But you know what I hate the most? I hate the way you write letters. YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT THE REAL CLIPPY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER TO HELP 639.200

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It looks like you're trying to run a country. What would you like to do? O Learn how to speak in complete sentences Ask Colin Powell what to do Keep making monkey faces How do I pronounce nuclear? Options Search
It looks like you're trying to run a country. What would you like to do? O Learn how to speak in complete sentences Ask Colin Powell what to do Keep making monkey faces How do I pronounce nuclear? Options Search

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Arial d110 [western hawt teeen seks! ( Looks like you're trying to subvert a spam filte. Would you like to see more alternate spellings of common words? Yes | No
Arial d110 [western hawt teeen seks! ( Looks like you're trying to subvert a spam filte. Would you like to see more alternate spellings of common words? Yes | No

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It looks like instead of working, you're visiting The Generator Blog.You have two choices: Stop immediately or I'll tell your boss o Get me some cash and l'll keep my mouth shut
It looks like instead of working, you're visiting The Generator Blog.You have two choices: Stop immediately or I'll tell your boss o Get me some cash and l'll keep my mouth shut

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To Be? Not to Be? Wherefore art thou, clippy?
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To Be? Not to Be? Wherefore art thou, clippy?

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It looks like you're a Communist traitor. Would you like help? Here are the names of my Dear Comrades, co-conspirators Just ter minate me now Cancel
It looks like you're a Communist traitor. Would you like help? Here are the names of my Dear Comrades, co-conspirators Just ter minate me now Cancel

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It looks like you're trying to work. Would you like me to bug you instead? e Annoy me till my eyes bleed o Go away please
It looks like you're trying to work. Would you like me to bug you instead? e Annoy me till my eyes bleed o Go away please

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It looks like you're trying to play point'n'click games. Would you like me e Tell your boss you are slacking off again? e Post a walk-through? e Hide a clue in the waste paper basket? e Teach you Japanese?
It looks like you're trying to play point'n'click games. Would you like me e Tell your boss you are slacking off again? e Post a walk-through? e Hide a clue in the waste paper basket? e Teach you Japanese?

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It looks like you're trying to run the country. What would you like to do? Learn how to speak in complete sentences Ask Colin Powell what he would do e Just keep making monkey faces CANIMAKE THE WAR ON TERRER APPLY TO CASTROE Options Search
It looks like you're trying to run the country. What would you like to do? Learn how to speak in complete sentences Ask Colin Powell what he would do e Just keep making monkey faces CANIMAKE THE WAR ON TERRER APPLY TO CASTROE Options Search

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It looks like you're a Microsoft employee presenting at ApacheCon. Dude, what are you doing?! Would you like to: Run away 「Have everyone sign the End-User License Agreement for your talk Try out Microsoft Flak Jacket 2007 (still in beta) Run across stage shouting Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers' OK
It looks like you're a Microsoft employee presenting at ApacheCon. Dude, what are you doing?! Would you like to: Run away 「Have everyone sign the End-User License Agreement for your talk Try out Microsoft Flak Jacket 2007 (still in beta) Run across stage shouting Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers' OK

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DearWorld.doc Microsoft Word Ele Edit View Insert Format Iools Table Window Help 直 国| Looks like you're committing suicide! Office Assistant can help you write your suicide note. First, tell us how you plan to kill yourself is Jump ePastry IipsOptionsClose Dear World, I just cant take it anymore! I've decided Page 1 Sec 1 1/1 At 1.3 Ln 3 Col 43 REC TRK EXT OR English (U.s
DearWorld.doc Microsoft Word Ele Edit View Insert Format Iools Table Window Help 直 国| Looks like you're committing suicide! Office Assistant can help you write your suicide note. First, tell us how you plan to kill yourself is Jump ePastry IipsOptionsClose Dear World, I just cant take it anymore! I've decided Page 1 Sec 1 1/1 At 1.3 Ln 3 Col 43 REC TRK EXT OR English (U.s

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A Letter to Mom and Dad from Billy.doc Ele Edit Vjew Insert Format Tools Table Wndow Hep 31.41.5 Aueust 29 2005 Guess what, Billy! While you were relaxing at summer camp, you left youir 13 Waterside Par whole family behind, right in the path of a killer hurricanel! Lakeview Estate New Orléans, Lo They're all dead now and it's all your fault. USA Click here to abandon this letter without saving. It's already too late. Dear Mom and Dad, How ar- So where would you like to go today? A poor and miserable orphanage Run away to the forest hopeful to be raised by wolves Go jump in the lake. Not even lesus loves you now! Page 1 Sec 1 1/1 At 3.1" Ln 12 Col7 「REC「TRX XT FR |
A Letter to Mom and Dad from Billy.doc Ele Edit Vjew Insert Format Tools Table Wndow Hep 31.41.5 Aueust 29 2005 Guess what, Billy! While you were relaxing at summer camp, you left youir 13 Waterside Par whole family behind, right in the path of a killer hurricanel! Lakeview Estate New Orléans, Lo They're all dead now and it's all your fault. USA Click here to abandon this letter without saving. It's already too late. Dear Mom and Dad, How ar- So where would you like to go today? A poor and miserable orphanage Run away to the forest hopeful to be raised by wolves Go jump in the lake. Not even lesus loves you now! Page 1 Sec 1 1/1 At 3.1" Ln 12 Col7 「REC「TRX XT FR |

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