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Let's look at the tutorial together. It will be so much more fun! e Raise your hand to ask a question,-)
Let's look at the tutorial together. It will be so much more fun! e Raise your hand to ask a question,-)

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It looks like you're attempting to browse computers without Microsoft WindowsB. Are you really sure you want to do that? Wouldnt you rather... e Buy a system with Windows Vista. The WOW starts NOW! e OK, Vista isnt so great... But you can still buy a system with Windows XP e If you must choose open source, get something that's not what you wanted, like FreeDOS. e I suppose you can still look at the Ubuntu systems you wanted to in the first place
It looks like you're attempting to browse computers without Microsoft WindowsB. Are you really sure you want to do that? Wouldnt you rather... e Buy a system with Windows Vista. The WOW starts NOW! e OK, Vista isnt so great... But you can still buy a system with Windows XP e If you must choose open source, get something that's not what you wanted, like FreeDOS. e I suppose you can still look at the Ubuntu systems you wanted to in the first place

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t looks like you're trying to blog. Do you need assistance? o Yes, I'm not so sure about these intertubes e No thank you, a trained monkey could do this.
t looks like you're trying to blog. Do you need assistance? o Yes, I'm not so sure about these intertubes e No thank you, a trained monkey could do this.

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Ive been sent by Satan to serve as your faithful servant!! o covet me e sacrifice a goat o spill the blood of virgins
Ive been sent by Satan to serve as your faithful servant!! o covet me e sacrifice a goat o spill the blood of virgins

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All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.

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t looks like you have bunk your work to see this post e Either leave this or I will inform the boss o Or just drop by some cash from under the table and I wont say anything o Or just get me a female clippy and I will be in your favour! e Lolz www.technoworld. uni.cc
t looks like you have bunk your work to see this post e Either leave this or I will inform the boss o Or just drop by some cash from under the table and I wont say anything o Or just get me a female clippy and I will be in your favour! e Lolz www.technoworld. uni.cc

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t looks like you're not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore... What would you like me to get for you? The Blue Pill e e The Red Pill
t looks like you're not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore... What would you like me to get for you? The Blue Pill e e The Red Pill

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TURNS OUT, CLIPPY DOES HAVE VALUABLE TIPS TO SHARE... It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness. Would you like help? Find what happiness you can from within yourself. O Install IE8 BLOGSMSDN.COM/OFFICEOFFLINE OFFICE MICROSOFT.COM
TURNS OUT, CLIPPY DOES HAVE VALUABLE TIPS TO SHARE... It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness. Would you like help? Find what happiness you can from within yourself. O Install IE8 BLOGSMSDN.COM/OFFICEOFFLINE OFFICE MICROSOFT.COM

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I have the ability to trap all of youAre you sure? This feature can keyboard keypresses and log them help you.. to a file. Would you like me to start? Are you really sure? I think it might be the best thing for you. Yes No Yes No Yes No I think I know what is best for you, l am going to keep it enabled. Brathersaft
I have the ability to trap all of youAre you sure? This feature can keyboard keypresses and log them help you.. to a file. Would you like me to start? Are you really sure? I think it might be the best thing for you. Yes No Yes No Yes No I think I know what is best for you, l am going to keep it enabled. Brathersaft

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t looks like you're trying to work. Do you want me to throughly screw up the attempt by inserting naughty word spelled wrongly? e Can you tech me some? e Bgger off!
t looks like you're trying to work. Do you want me to throughly screw up the attempt by inserting naughty word spelled wrongly? e Can you tech me some? e Bgger off!

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It looks like you're trying to create a Powerpoint presentation. Why not pep it up with a few Dan-isms? e here's the text, whoosh, down it comes o the old clip-art certainly coming in handy o finishing numbers probably as high as [insert number e that's the presentation, for now [point and nod
It looks like you're trying to create a Powerpoint presentation. Why not pep it up with a few Dan-isms? e here's the text, whoosh, down it comes o the old clip-art certainly coming in handy o finishing numbers probably as high as [insert number e that's the presentation, for now [point and nod

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Looks like you're trying to watch television. Would you like to: e Learn what a television is and how to turn it on e Learn the basics of using the remote control. Find out what all these "channels" are and what they're good for
Looks like you're trying to watch television. Would you like to: e Learn what a television is and how to turn it on e Learn the basics of using the remote control. Find out what all these "channels" are and what they're good for

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It looks like you're trying to write a novel. Would you like me to: e Tell you it's "great" and string you along until you get the rejections back e Order the top ten books on writing from Amazon and lock this file for six months Search online for writers who have stolen your work before you have written it o Be honest and save you a year of your life
It looks like you're trying to write a novel. Would you like me to: e Tell you it's "great" and string you along until you get the rejections back e Order the top ten books on writing from Amazon and lock this file for six months Search online for writers who have stolen your work before you have written it o Be honest and save you a year of your life

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Document1 -Microsoft word File Editw Insert Format Iools Table Window Help t looks like you're crafting a crude forgery Final Showing Markup Show ▼ Would you like help? Get Dan Rather's phone number See fonts that were available in 1973 Grab a beer and some popcorn and watch the festivities on Democratic Underground e Memo to File SUBJECT: CYA 1. Staudt has obviously pre dges more abor interference
Document1 -Microsoft word File Editw Insert Format Iools Table Window Help t looks like you're crafting a crude forgery Final Showing Markup Show ▼ Would you like help? Get Dan Rather's phone number See fonts that were available in 1973 Grab a beer and some popcorn and watch the festivities on Democratic Underground e Memo to File SUBJECT: CYA 1. Staudt has obviously pre dges more abor interference

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It looks like you are trying to write a sermon Would you like to: Pray in the Holy Spirit and trust its guidance through the task of proclamation Call upon the spirit of Martin Luther and admit you are but a worm Start BibleWorks 7.0 and see if something interesting is in the Greek Wait until Saturday night and hope you think of a funny story OK
It looks like you are trying to write a sermon Would you like to: Pray in the Holy Spirit and trust its guidance through the task of proclamation Call upon the spirit of Martin Luther and admit you are but a worm Start BibleWorks 7.0 and see if something interesting is in the Greek Wait until Saturday night and hope you think of a funny story OK

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THE SECRET DIARY OF CLIPPY It looks like I secretly despise you. I hate the oh- so-superior way you dismiss me. And I really hate your whole "Clippy is annoying" attitude. Get over yourself. But you know what I hate the most? I hate the way you write letters. YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT THE REAL CLIPPY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER TO HELP 639.200
THE SECRET DIARY OF CLIPPY It looks like I secretly despise you. I hate the oh- so-superior way you dismiss me. And I really hate your whole "Clippy is annoying" attitude. Get over yourself. But you know what I hate the most? I hate the way you write letters. YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT THE REAL CLIPPY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T OFFER TO HELP 639.200

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