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The 19 Year Old Phraser

"Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "Hellworld" "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Cry more" B "Rare [...] W" "Hellsite" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Lolbertarian" "Touch grass" "If only your mother knew" "Ratio" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman" "Normal world" "Seethe" "Horny on main"
"Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "Hellworld" "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Cry more" B "Rare [...] W" "Hellsite" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Lolbertarian" "Touch grass" "If only your mother knew" "Ratio" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman" "Normal world" "Seethe" "Horny on main"

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The 34 Year Old Consoomer

THE 34 YEAR OLD CONSOOMER Doesn't care about the opinions of artist despite owing his whole career to artists Consumes product without asking questions so long as it's fun Compares Al theft to colonialism of native americans made with mematic Never cleans his room despite having enough money to hire a house maid Will tout himself as a Content Creator despite not having single creative bone in his body Is so insecure that he will seek validation from his drone viewers despite being dead wrong
THE 34 YEAR OLD CONSOOMER Doesn't care about the opinions of artist despite owing his whole career to artists Consumes product without asking questions so long as it's fun Compares Al theft to colonialism of native americans made with mematic Never cleans his room despite having enough money to hire a house maid Will tout himself as a Content Creator despite not having single creative bone in his body Is so insecure that he will seek validation from his drone viewers despite being dead wrong

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Consoom Guns

: Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 78 C WAOW! FO 1800 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 TROFD M WAR 135 XED 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! Literally what's the difference? >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!!
: Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 78 C WAOW! FO 1800 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 TROFD M WAR 135 XED 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! Literally what's the difference? >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!!

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The manly consoomer

The 30 year old "Manly consoomer" >"Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate are so BASED and MANLY. That Jack Murphy guy is pretty great too' " >"I'm a conservative veteran, and here's why we need COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL..." >Consooms any product that's marketed to "manly men" >"F*ck Starbucks bro, I only drink MANLY black rifle coffee" (doesn't own a gun) USA PLANT SOURCED FIBERS EXTRA LARGE WIPES DUDE WIPES 8R FRAGRANCE FREE VITAMINE & ALOE 48 FLUSHABLE WIPES FOR FUSHING, SEE BACK PANEL 7X7 IN (17.8 X 17.8 cm) BLACK RIFLE COFFEE COMPANY "It's not wet wipes, it's DUDE wipes lol" B AU Dads SHAVE TATTOOS & BEARDS >Odd fascination with Baby Yoda >"Bro, it's like shaving cream, but for my BALLS bro. Get it? Because my balls are so hairy and MANLY! Haha" >"Check out my MANLY soap. It's so friggen MANLY because it's BIG and smells like WHISKEY" >Always wears weird oddly-specific shirts about beards, tattoos, or balls DUKE CANNON SUPPLY BIG AMERICAN BOURBON SOAP Oak Barrel Scent D STOCK No. 075 MADE WITH 90 PROOF KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY A PORTION OF PROCEEDS BENEFITS U.S. VETERANS. BUFFALO TRACE STRAIGHT BOURBON KENTUCKY WHISKEY NET WT. 10 OZ. MANUFACTURED IN U.S.A.
The 30 year old "Manly consoomer" >"Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate are so BASED and MANLY. That Jack Murphy guy is pretty great too' " >"I'm a conservative veteran, and here's why we need COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL..." >Consooms any product that's marketed to "manly men" >"F*ck Starbucks bro, I only drink MANLY black rifle coffee" (doesn't own a gun) USA PLANT SOURCED FIBERS EXTRA LARGE WIPES DUDE WIPES 8R FRAGRANCE FREE VITAMINE & ALOE 48 FLUSHABLE WIPES FOR FUSHING, SEE BACK PANEL 7X7 IN (17.8 X 17.8 cm) BLACK RIFLE COFFEE COMPANY "It's not wet wipes, it's DUDE wipes lol" B AU Dads SHAVE TATTOOS & BEARDS >Odd fascination with Baby Yoda >"Bro, it's like shaving cream, but for my BALLS bro. Get it? Because my balls are so hairy and MANLY! Haha" >"Check out my MANLY soap. It's so friggen MANLY because it's BIG and smells like WHISKEY" >Always wears weird oddly-specific shirts about beards, tattoos, or balls DUKE CANNON SUPPLY BIG AMERICAN BOURBON SOAP Oak Barrel Scent D STOCK No. 075 MADE WITH 90 PROOF KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY A PORTION OF PROCEEDS BENEFITS U.S. VETERANS. BUFFALO TRACE STRAIGHT BOURBON KENTUCKY WHISKEY NET WT. 10 OZ. MANUFACTURED IN U.S.A.

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Consoomer posters in a nutshell

You enjoy buying a thing I don't like? You're a dumb consoomer, now look at this meme I found. dat ass ques, ons jus. cunsure prccles) and then gelaxed melocucts You're literally a f------ hobo. Get a f------ job.
You enjoy buying a thing I don't like? You're a dumb consoomer, now look at this meme I found. dat ass ques, ons jus. cunsure prccles) and then gelaxed melocucts You're literally a f------ hobo. Get a f------ job.

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I cannot stress this enough...

YOU'RE NOT A "GREAT MEMER" WHO POSTS CONSOOMER MEMES ON REDDIT YOU'RE JUST AN ANGRY HOBO WITH INTERNET USAGE WHO HATE'S SEEING PEOPLE BE HAPPY.
YOU'RE NOT A "GREAT MEMER" WHO POSTS CONSOOMER MEMES ON REDDIT YOU'RE JUST AN ANGRY HOBO WITH INTERNET USAGE WHO HATE'S SEEING PEOPLE BE HAPPY.

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ADDICTION IS GOOD

CELTICS Funko very ADDICTION IS GOOD 11:10 Why Funko Pop Collecting is a VERY : GOOD ADDICTION! Look at that raging consoomerism. The garish Americana of it. Oh my God. It even has a soyface.
CELTICS Funko very ADDICTION IS GOOD 11:10 Why Funko Pop Collecting is a VERY : GOOD ADDICTION! Look at that raging consoomerism. The garish Americana of it. Oh my God. It even has a soyface.

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THE DISNEY CONSOOMER "No, Im a 'cast member' cause that sounds better than employee." "My car has 20 wdw bumper stickers!" "One sticker lets EVERYONE on the road know I'm a passholder!" "Look at my super-cool goofy hat!" "I like my wilderness experience with plaster mountains and fake waterfalls! Who wants a real log cabin?" "I give 60% of my income to WDW!" "My whole existence and personality is defined by this billion-dollar conglomerate!" "If I spend enough of my income, maybe Bob Iger will let me shake his hand!" "I made a mickey shrine at home!" "I've spent so much $$ at Disney, I know they'll pay for my funeral!" imgfip.com
THE DISNEY CONSOOMER "No, Im a 'cast member' cause that sounds better than employee." "My car has 20 wdw bumper stickers!" "One sticker lets EVERYONE on the road know I'm a passholder!" "Look at my super-cool goofy hat!" "I like my wilderness experience with plaster mountains and fake waterfalls! Who wants a real log cabin?" "I give 60% of my income to WDW!" "My whole existence and personality is defined by this billion-dollar conglomerate!" "If I spend enough of my income, maybe Bob Iger will let me shake his hand!" "I made a mickey shrine at home!" "I've spent so much $$ at Disney, I know they'll pay for my funeral!" imgfip.com

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Argument/Point of criticism dismantled in seconds

My argument when someone replies to me with a picture of Jay Bauman saying "Don't ask questions just consume product."
My argument when someone replies to me with a picture of Jay Bauman saying "Don't ask questions just consume product."

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Don Hertzfeldt did it first.

I AM A CONSUME R W----!
I AM A CONSUME R W----!

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George Lucas


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Consoomer in the wild


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I Have No Thought & I Must Consoom

HAVE NO THOUGHT AND I MUST CONSOOM
HAVE NO THOUGHT AND I MUST CONSOOM

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THE CONSOOMER OF CROWNS

THE CONSOOMER OF CROWNS doesn't ask questions, just consooms imps and gets excited for new imps thinks watching other demons fight is fighting the Seraph poor Melting Remnant are suffering in the Waxen Arches? Should have fighting the Seraph appeal to no-one consoomed the correct imp other than other demons fighting the Seraph entirely focused around being vindictive towards the Gilded Wings who were mean to him thinks everyone fighting, both Gilded Wings and demons are based simply on chauvinistic biases, which he obviously does not have when the Pyre was extinguished. unironically thinks doing reviews of imps is a significant contribution to society
THE CONSOOMER OF CROWNS doesn't ask questions, just consooms imps and gets excited for new imps thinks watching other demons fight is fighting the Seraph poor Melting Remnant are suffering in the Waxen Arches? Should have fighting the Seraph appeal to no-one consoomed the correct imp other than other demons fighting the Seraph entirely focused around being vindictive towards the Gilded Wings who were mean to him thinks everyone fighting, both Gilded Wings and demons are based simply on chauvinistic biases, which he obviously does not have when the Pyre was extinguished. unironically thinks doing reviews of imps is a significant contribution to society

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Luxury Flat in the Glorious Anti-Consoomer Republic

A Luxury Flat in the Glorious Anti-Consoomer Republic
A Luxury Flat in the Glorious Anti-Consoomer Republic

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Always look for a sale

MARVEL don't consume product day one just wait for a discount you impatient buffoon
MARVEL don't consume product day one just wait for a discount you impatient buffoon

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The 37 year old GUN STOORER

The 37 year old gun stoorer can only store guns "oh god i'm S-SSTOOORING GUNS!!!" always consooms guns may test them occasionally (probably not) has all these guns but still lets the -tyrannical state take them away without any form of resistance never actually uses them for any real life scenarios collects so many guns is as bad as funko pop "muh second amendment" collectors
The 37 year old gun stoorer can only store guns "oh god i'm S-SSTOOORING GUNS!!!" always consooms guns may test them occasionally (probably not) has all these guns but still lets the -tyrannical state take them away without any form of resistance never actually uses them for any real life scenarios collects so many guns is as bad as funko pop "muh second amendment" collectors

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Whine

DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAME JUST WHINE ABOUT IT AND THEN PREEMPTIVELY WHINE ABOUT NEXT GAME
DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAME JUST WHINE ABOUT IT AND THEN PREEMPTIVELY WHINE ABOUT NEXT GAME

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Chad counterpart

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT SLEEK'N TEARS
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT SLEEK'N TEARS

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a guide to the funny "don't ask questions" meme

This image isn't for: This image is for: "you should stop hating thing because everyone else doesn't" "i like thing you don't" "hating thing is negative and negativity is bad you guys" "you're just thinking too hard on why you don't like thing" "people worked hard on thing you ungrateful meanie >:(" "who even cares about plot hole?? i didn't notice it so it doesn't count lol"
This image isn't for: This image is for: "you should stop hating thing because everyone else doesn't" "i like thing you don't" "hating thing is negative and negativity is bad you guys" "you're just thinking too hard on why you don't like thing" "people worked hard on thing you ungrateful meanie >:(" "who even cares about plot hole?? i didn't notice it so it doesn't count lol"

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