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My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.t.1 personaly dont find them entertaining but t can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family.To that he said Weird champ, els weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.t.1 personaly dont find them entertaining but t can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family.To that he said Weird champ, els weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

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I saw Marc Molinaro at a grocery store in Rochester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as l walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pr and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. You and 9 others 8 Comments 1 Share

I saw Marc Molinaro at a grocery store in Rochester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as l walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pr and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. You and 9 others 8 Comments 1 Share

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say what you need in an attempt to direct what should be your personal responsibility to find out the answers on own. You're exactly the problem with americans today. Too lazy to even press the buttons on the f----- keyboard of the computer, too lazy to read, too lazy to even make your own deductions based on research that youve personally completed. No way will you exhaust yourself with a little time spent looking into things, oh no. You just want to hit play, be pandered to, and be told what to think and believe. Lazy ignorant self absorbed neonates used to be the minority in this country, but with each new generation of you nematodes, there are fewer and fewer people within your age bracket willing to do a damn thing for yourselves. You call me a snake oil salesman? I call you a lazy ass entitled little snot-nosed brat, too ignorant to see you have everything you need to be a fully functioning member of a civilized society. Everything, save one. The mental drive to get off your f----- ass, and find simple answers on your own.

say what you need in an attempt to direct what should be your personal responsibility to find out the answers on own. You're exactly the problem with americans today. Too lazy to even press the buttons on the f----- keyboard of the computer, too lazy to read, too lazy to even make your own deductions based on research that youve personally completed. No way will you exhaust yourself with a little time spent looking into things, oh no. You just want to hit play, be pandered to, and be told what to think and believe. Lazy ignorant self absorbed neonates used to be the minority in this country, but with each new generation of you nematodes, there are fewer and fewer people within your age bracket willing to do a damn thing for yourselves. You call me a snake oil salesman? I call you a lazy ass entitled little snot-nosed brat, too ignorant to see you have everything you need to be a fully functioning member of a civilized society. Everything, save one. The mental drive to get off your f----- ass, and find simple answers on your own.

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□ Anonymous (ID: DhAuFrim) 09/15/14(Mon)21:54:36 No.56891 5640 There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isnt it? l imagine you little s--- laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat f------ f-----, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a f------ banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cant even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE. Youve become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be

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File: 1364310069316 ipg-(763 KB, 1024x768, Koala.jpg) E Anonymous ID XBWI 8V9 03 26 13 e 1 1 01 09 No 467966583 Replies 쯔46796683422467967508-467967525 246796854122467969946 To whom it may concern This message is intended for the site editors of 4CHAN. There is no obvious email address so I shall write on here and hope to get a response. am writing to express my deep disgust as to the content of this website. My attention was drawn to this site after my son accessed it whilst looking for pictures of My Little Pony. Not only am I shocked by the content of this website (coarse language, pornographic material), I am further appalled by how it is so easy for an 11-year-old to access it. In this day and age, I think the editors of the website should review these matters and consider what extreme immaturity would lead them to publish such materials. My son is deeply distressed by his findings on this website. I expect a written apology and any compensation may be discussed further. I also expect the offensive materials to be removed forthwith Should matters remain unchanged, you shall be hearing from my attorney Sincere Jane Callar

File: 1364310069316 ipg-(763 KB, 1024x768, Koala.jpg) E Anonymous ID XBWI 8V9 03 26 13 e 1 1 01 09 No 467966583 Replies 쯔46796683422467967508-467967525 246796854122467969946 To whom it may concern This message is intended for the site editors of 4CHAN. There is no obvious email address so I shall write on here and hope to get a response. am writing to express my deep disgust as to the content of this website. My attention was drawn to this site after my son accessed it whilst looking for pictures of My Little Pony. Not only am I shocked by the content of this website (coarse language, pornographic material), I am further appalled by how it is so easy for an 11-year-old to access it. In this day and age, I think the editors of the website should review these matters and consider what extreme immaturity would lead them to publish such materials. My son is deeply distressed by his findings on this website. I expect a written apology and any compensation may be discussed further. I also expect the offensive materials to be removed forthwith Should matters remain unchanged, you shall be hearing from my attorney Sincere Jane Callar

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Richi Phelps イMensajes chi Phelps Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mi, pinche escuinde baboso para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez, tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la cudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear, isabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabeota hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para t, y no solo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s, si t no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que benes, no tendrias que rezar por tu vida. En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu drección IP para ubicar tu domicilio, te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte, mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta ceula más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás, vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno estás bien pinche muer to nene, estás bien pinche muerto. an solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y

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□ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)07:22 No.1 55950429。 >155950332 l iladkesil .pou! hea lnnnidine쉐1 □ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)07:23 No.1 55950498。 155950429 Real funny f----- ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll f------ murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me l want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems... didn't think so f------. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you m------------. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100S serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least Ive had sex, had girlfiends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic S---

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File: 1345498212005 ipg-(29 KB, 500x365, quinton.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/20/12(Mon)17:30 No.4027144 You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right: a little piglet with an IQ of 144 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've qualified on the MENSA test multiple times. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading as a collegiate level when I was eight. I'm working on an extrapolation of Einstein's Theory of Relativity which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here: the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of horse cartoons. You don't even have the swine to embrace your own culture. Anonymous 08/20/12(Mon)17:31 No.4027171 File 1345498282927 ina-(215 KB 496x1640 manliest hacon ever inal

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Anonymous 07/28/12(Thu)11:27 No.3480955 File: 1343318448348.ipg-(10 KB, 250x250, holy goddamn cheeseballs die jpg) hack that bitch seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksavw

Anonymous 07/28/12(Thu)11:27 No.3480955 File: 1343318448348.ipg-(10 KB, 250x250, holy goddamn cheeseballs die jpg) hack that bitch seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksavw

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3463987 YOU THINK YOU CAN WALTZ「 HERE AND JUST TALK S---? YOU THINK YOU CAN SPOUT F-- WORDS WITHOUT ANY REPRECUSSIONS?! WELL GOT NEWS FOR YOU, CAPTAIN F----- jm TURNING YOUR CANDY ASS INTO A F------ EXAMPLE I am gonna find you. I will use every skill I have as a coder to track your f----- ass down, and I will show up at your doorstop when you least expect it, AND THEN I WILL HIT YOU WITH THE M------------ PAIN TRAIN. I WILL SHOW UP WITH A F------ BARREL FULL OF FIRE ANTS AND A VACUUM, STUFF THE ANTS INSIDE THE BAG, SHOVE THE NOZZLE UP YOUR ASS, TURN THAT S--- ON BLOW, AND THEN PUMP YOUR RECTUM FULL OF AN ENTIRE COLONY OF FIRE ANTS ONCE THEYVE TORN YOUR ASS TO SHREDS AND YOU'VE FINALLY MANAGED TO S--- OUT A GIANT BALL OF SUFFOCATED ANTS, I WILL INJECT MYSELF WITH A SERUM THAT CAUSES ME TO GROW SEVEN MORE D----, AND THEN USE ALL OF THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY TO F--- YOU APART. I WILL LITERALLY POUND YOUR A------ WITH SUCH AN UNHOLY FORCE YOUR BODY POPS LIKE AN OVERMICROWAVED HOTDOG. I WILL F--- YOU SO HARD EVEN YOUR F------ GHOST WILL HAVE TO SIT ON AN ICE PACK FOR MONTHS I'Il record it and post it on youtube to serve as a warning for any other COLLOSSAL FAGLORD who would even entertain the f------ THOUGHT of talking s--- about my waifu queen. So keep talking s---. You'll only be a f------ warning, f--.

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WHAT THE FUICK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME ILL HANE YOU KNOW I GRAD AED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE CONFIRN KILL MARK MY F------ WOND THE PATHETIC LITTLE THN AND I HAVE OVE AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFAREI ARMED U.S M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIREO FU I WILL WIPE TEFUCK OUN WITH THE PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS HEVER BEEN SEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH YOU THINK YOU CAN GE AWAY WITH SAYING THAT S--- OVER THE IN THINK AGAIN,ICKER THE STORM THAT WIPES BU AGGUI. YOU CALL YOUR LIFE." 竈 1 ee" 9E儒 ANam" KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH BARE HANDS IWILL哎iTT0ITS FULL EXTENT TOWPE MSERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE C NOT ONLY AMTEXTEMSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT BUT IHAVE HHE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STAFES MARINE CORPS IP ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHATOAUTYOUCOU YOU LITTLE S--- AS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YO TONSUE YOU GBODAN AWILLSIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT : OU'REFUCKING DEAD, KIDD&

WHAT THE FUICK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME ILL HANE YOU KNOW I GRAD AED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE CONFIRN KILL MARK MY F------ WOND THE PATHETIC LITTLE THN AND I HAVE OVE AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFAREI ARMED U.S M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIREO FU I WILL WIPE TEFUCK OUN WITH THE PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS HEVER BEEN SEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH YOU THINK YOU CAN GE AWAY WITH SAYING THAT S--- OVER THE IN THINK AGAIN,ICKER THE STORM THAT WIPES BU AGGUI. YOU CALL YOUR LIFE." 竈 1 ee" 9E儒 ANam" KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH BARE HANDS IWILL哎iTT0ITS FULL EXTENT TOWPE MSERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE C NOT ONLY AMTEXTEMSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT BUT IHAVE HHE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STAFES MARINE CORPS IP ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHATOAUTYOUCOU YOU LITTLE S--- AS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YO TONSUE YOU GBODAN AWILLSIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT : OU'REFUCKING DEAD, KIDD&

>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurmed to the mall bathrooms I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience: >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0 Occupied 1. Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and todlet paper in bowl, unidentifiable hquid splattered on seat 4 No toilet paper, no stall door, uradentifiable sticky object near base of tolet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1 I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a farly Shameful S------. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut The inane conversation went on and on Mr. Sh Itter was blathering to Mrs. S------ about the shltty day he had I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angier and angrier, thinking that I too, had a crappy day, but I was too polte to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefiness. I no longer cared I gipped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stal, and pushed with all my might I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude a cross between the sound of someone npping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wal The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped lapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The neact door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seiring indicated that there was more to come, and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a homible, eldritch stench It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quckly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial herald' fart had ended his conversation in nmad-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag). you could hear that (gag)?? Now there was no stoppng me I pushed for all I was worth I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of ips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted saghtly off the pot The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force Later, in surveying the damage, I'd see that liquid poop had actually managed to ncochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the loor But for now all I could do was hang on for the ride Net door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony "Gotta go. homble throw up my mouth not make it. tell the kids love them oh God. " followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my hagh-pressure abuse of the todet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet There was a lull in my production, and the restroom becane deathly quet I could envision ham standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a fush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No. 1 3457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As Ileft, I glanced into the nest-door stall Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentanly proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefuness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my frends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom.

>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurmed to the mall bathrooms I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience: >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0 Occupied 1. Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and todlet paper in bowl, unidentifiable hquid splattered on seat 4 No toilet paper, no stall door, uradentifiable sticky object near base of tolet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1 I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a farly Shameful S------. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut The inane conversation went on and on Mr. Sh Itter was blathering to Mrs. S------ about the shltty day he had I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angier and angrier, thinking that I too, had a crappy day, but I was too polte to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefiness. I no longer cared I gipped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stal, and pushed with all my might I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude a cross between the sound of someone npping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wal The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped lapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The neact door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seiring indicated that there was more to come, and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a homible, eldritch stench It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quckly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial herald' fart had ended his conversation in nmad-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag). you could hear that (gag)?? Now there was no stoppng me I pushed for all I was worth I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of ips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted saghtly off the pot The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force Later, in surveying the damage, I'd see that liquid poop had actually managed to ncochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the loor But for now all I could do was hang on for the ride Net door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony "Gotta go. homble throw up my mouth not make it. tell the kids love them oh God. " followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my hagh-pressure abuse of the todet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet There was a lull in my production, and the restroom becane deathly quet I could envision ham standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a fush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No. 1 3457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As Ileft, I glanced into the nest-door stall Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentanly proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefuness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my frends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom.

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