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Port-A-Gob

Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream
Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream

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