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Crotch Goblin

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Crotch Goblin is a slang term used by internet users to refer to children. Use of the term "crotch goblin" as a means to refer to kids can be traced as far back as the mid-2000s on the internet and is often heavily associated with "cringe" millennial or Reddit lingo.

Origin

The exact first appearance of the term online is unknown, but it began appearing as early as the mid-2000s. On September 28th, 2005, Urban Dictionary[1] user Juke Joint Jezebel posted the earliest known definition of the term "crotch goblin," defining it as "A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins." The post gathered over 600 upvotes in 18 years (seen below).


crotch goblin A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins. "Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!" by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005 604 63 y f FLAG

Spread

Sporadic use of the term "crotch goblin" as a way to refer to children exists on X (formerly Twitter) as early as January and February 2010.[2][3] On October 12th, 2010, a user on "Work Wasters"[4] asked the question, "Should I be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" The user received a range of responses, with responses mostly acknowledging that the statement should be taken as a joke (examples shown below).


YOU ARE HERE: HOME / BREAK ROOM / SHOULD I BE OFFENDED THAT MY BOYFRIEND CALLED MY UNBORN BABY A CROTCH GOBLIN? Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Posted by admin on October 12, 2010 13 Comments Question by Lila: Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Im not exactly sure what it means but it doesnt sound very nice. And yes its his child, but im starting to think hes not intrested. Best answer: Answer by Fear not. I'm from the internet Lol. What a t--. Add your own answer in the comments! FILED UNDER BREAK ROOM TAGGED WITH BABY, BOYFRIEND, CALLED, CROTCH, GOBLIN, OFFENDED, SHOULD, UNBORN Comments 13 Responses to "Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" Miss Unique says: October 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm LOL Reply Erich says: October 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm wow its a joke dude u have a kid and u cant realize that? im 14 and i know that.. Reply Kashaan A says: October 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm LOL he was probably joking. Did he say it in a mean way? Reply Liberty or Death says: October 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm It sounds to me like a harmless joke. Ask if he really is serious, you need to know before you bring a life into the world. It is a LOT of responsibility. Reply

On January 30th, 2019, Redditor[6] Freddie83 posted a meme to the /r/memes subreddit that used the word "crotch goblins," gathering over 1,000 upvotes in four years (seen below, left). On December 27th, a now-deleted Reddit[5] post to /r/starterpack centered around "Crotch Goblins," gathering over 2,300 upvotes in four years (seen below, left).


When measles starts surfacing again and people are wondering why it's happening VACCINATE YOUR DAMN CROTCH-GOBLINS Crotch Goblin starter pack PIMASKS PATROL only eats: "MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" "VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM" Goldfish Cheddar Mom is an Spreads the plauge Antivaxx Karen with that runny-ass nose (Momthra) Peppa Fe Named: Jaxxon Jayden Brayden Watches Elsagate b------- on their mom's phone with a cracked screen

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reddit comments starter pack Someone: *makes a mildly "crotch goblin" "This." amusing comment* the replies: *repeats and beats *subtly homophobic the joke to death to the point it's beyond unfunny* comment* "Chokers" "Fur baby" "Pupper" and other outdated internet slang that should've stayed in the 2010s "r/thathappened" the reply: "r/nothingeverhappens" *insert overused Jojo refrence* "RED FLAG!!! *long detailed essay with 5 awards that takes forever to scroll past* 3251 "Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" IMMEDIATELY" BREAK UP WITH HIM "Username checks out!" F PA ONLY YOU SMOKEY SMOKEY (durex Li CAN PREVENT EXCESS CROTCH GOBLINS imgflip.com I want communalism in my AnCom utopia! Can you watch my child for 2 hours? Lol no f*** that crotch goblin!!! ?! IF YOU COULD NOT LET YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS RUN AROUND THE OFFICE LIKE TERRORISTS THAT WOULD BE GREAT makeameme.org CHILDFREE CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW CROTCH GOBLIN YOUNG ADULT STARTER PACK THINGS THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS, WHILE ALSO GETTING OFFENDED WHENEVER SOMEONE THINKS THEY HAVE THESE THINGS: THATE CHILDREN TIME FREE "MY DOG IS LITERALLY MY CHILD" "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT CHUCK E CHEESE, IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE

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External References

[1] Urban Dictionary – Crotch Goblin

[2] X – hushamanda

[3] X – averyhadzi

[4]  Internet Archive – Work Wasters

[5] Reddit – /r/starterpacks

[6] Reddit – /r/memes

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