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Ingrates

When the ungrateful employees contractually bound to work on your property for the rest of their lives go on strike so you send in your human resources department to administer corporeal persuasion until they voluntarily agree to continue harvesting your crops and calling you "my lord"
When the ungrateful employees contractually bound to work on your property for the rest of their lives go on strike so you send in your human resources department to administer corporeal persuasion until they voluntarily agree to continue harvesting your crops and calling you "my lord"

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Gold Membership Ancap- MarineSM uFor the NAP and the McEmperorTM"
Gold Membership Ancap- MarineSM uFor the NAP and the McEmperorTM"

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Don't drive over other people's private improvised explosives

When you hit an IED while driving to work, and trv to call a private ambulance but vou get arrested because the IED was someone's private property.
When you hit an IED while driving to work, and trv to call a private ambulance but vou get arrested because the IED was someone's private property.

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At least the ocean is not private property (yet)

When all the land is owned and the only way to get kicked off someone's property is to get thrown in the ocean
When all the land is owned and the only way to get kicked off someone's property is to get thrown in the ocean

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When you run over someone but they didn't pay their Human Rights™ fees

When your driving your Piranha V to work and you run over an elderly couple with it, but it turns out they missed their last Human rights™ subscription payment so you get away with it TM
When your driving your Piranha V to work and you run over an elderly couple with it, but it turns out they missed their last Human rights™ subscription payment so you get away with it TM

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Always make sure to have a Fire Fighters™ subscription

When your neighbours' tree branch stretches over your lawn so you burn it with your flamethrower but the fire spreads to his house and the Fire Fighters"wont help because his subscription has ended
When your neighbours' tree branch stretches over your lawn so you burn it with your flamethrower but the fire spreads to his house and the Fire Fighters"wont help because his subscription has ended

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FREE!? I think you mean STOLEN from the taxpayers! There's no such thing as FREE breadsticks you f------ socialist, learn economics! sir this is an Olive Garden F--- bernie sandlers! ree with Purchase funny.ce
FREE!? I think you mean STOLEN from the taxpayers! There's no such thing as FREE breadsticks you f------ socialist, learn economics! sir this is an Olive Garden F--- bernie sandlers! ree with Purchase funny.ce

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Roads

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Ugah bugah

When you accidentally develop oral communication and your fellow cavemen pummel you to death with rocks for trying to create civilization
When you accidentally develop oral communication and your fellow cavemen pummel you to death with rocks for trying to create civilization

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another good one

When your neighbours collude to violate the NAP and seize your property and their private armies are bigger than yours
When your neighbours collude to violate the NAP and seize your property and their private armies are bigger than yours

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When there's roads

When there's roads
When there's roads

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Sieg Donald!

When you're really looking forward to the birth of your first child from consensual labour in a McDonalds so they take the newborn into their private army to annex the Burger King across the street
When you're really looking forward to the birth of your first child from consensual labour in a McDonalds so they take the newborn into their private army to annex the Burger King across the street

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Papa Johns

When you call out to the local papa johns Paramillitary and order a pizza and it arrives at your door and you kill the delivery boy for violating NAP and get a free pizza but then the local papa johns shells your house but The royal burger king army steps in and destroys the papa johns 30inch artillery due to papa johns now serving burgers
When you call out to the local papa johns Paramillitary and order a pizza and it arrives at your door and you kill the delivery boy for violating NAP and get a free pizza but then the local papa johns shells your house but The royal burger king army steps in and destroys the papa johns 30inch artillery due to papa johns now serving burgers

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Dandelion

When dandelion seeds from your neighbor's yard blow into your yard and you toss a tactical thumb nuke into his yard to destroy it and the radiation blows into the McDonald's inorganic chicken factory across the street and they send their team of cyborg clowns to kill you but your harem of child sex slaves kills them all with 3D-printed suicide vests and you shoot up a massive amount of stimulants and go on a vengeful killing spree in your Metal Gear REX.
When dandelion seeds from your neighbor's yard blow into your yard and you toss a tactical thumb nuke into his yard to destroy it and the radiation blows into the McDonald's inorganic chicken factory across the street and they send their team of cyborg clowns to kill you but your harem of child sex slaves kills them all with 3D-printed suicide vests and you shoot up a massive amount of stimulants and go on a vengeful killing spree in your Metal Gear REX.

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Who watches the watchmen?

When you're hungry so you go to the store to grab some chips but you don't trust the chip manufacturer's "50% less radioactive" advertisement so you investigate the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency but it doesn't seem very legit so you test your suspicions by looking at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency but this one has some more shady s--- going on and you want to settle your doubts with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency and your gut feeling pushes you on so you see if you're able to find more clues at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency and these guys don't look too good either so you drive over to the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's metametametametaregulatory agency and uncover further suspicions that need to be confirmed by investigating the chip anufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's etametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's etametametametaregulatory agency's metametametametametaregulatory agency and you're sure you'll find out they were all lying to you if you just find out what the deal is with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's
When you're hungry so you go to the store to grab some chips but you don't trust the chip manufacturer's "50% less radioactive" advertisement so you investigate the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency but it doesn't seem very legit so you test your suspicions by looking at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency but this one has some more shady s--- going on and you want to settle your doubts with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency and your gut feeling pushes you on so you see if you're able to find more clues at the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency and these guys don't look too good either so you drive over to the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's metametametametaregulatory agency and uncover further suspicions that need to be confirmed by investigating the chip anufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's etametaregulatory agency's metametametaregulatory agency's etametametametaregulatory agency's metametametametametaregulatory agency and you're sure you'll find out they were all lying to you if you just find out what the deal is with the chip manufacturer's regulatory agency's metaregulatory agency's metametaregulatory agency's

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My own state

When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him
When you send your son to his room for being naughty and he creates his own state and attempts to annex your fridge so you fire a tomahawk missile at him

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Anarcho Nipponism

When you finish your Daily Katana training and you hear somone disrespecting the Katana even though it is folded over 100000 times, and this is a fact as you had your regulatary body check it out so you teleport behind him and Preform a hand symbol but then remember it is copyrighted so you commit Seppuku
When you finish your Daily Katana training and you hear somone disrespecting the Katana even though it is folded over 100000 times, and this is a fact as you had your regulatary body check it out so you teleport behind him and Preform a hand symbol but then remember it is copyrighted so you commit Seppuku

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Says it all

WHEN FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS ON THE INTERNET HAVE TO RESORT TO WHACKIER AND MORE OUTLANDISH SCENARIOS TO PAINT YOUR IDEOLOGY AS MORE AUTHORITARIAN THAN IT IS BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IN RESPONSE IS OPEN A HISTORY TEXTBOOKK ne
WHEN FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS ON THE INTERNET HAVE TO RESORT TO WHACKIER AND MORE OUTLANDISH SCENARIOS TO PAINT YOUR IDEOLOGY AS MORE AUTHORITARIAN THAN IT IS BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IN RESPONSE IS OPEN A HISTORY TEXTBOOKK ne

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