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I guess not everything is trying to kill you in Ausralia...

“Real Fact Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. Real Facts

“Real Fact Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. Real Facts

But its the most imposrtant meal of the day...

MAN FINDS PYTHON COILED UP INSIDE HIS CORNFLAKES BOX LONDON Aman in Sydney had the shock of his life when he saw a long coiled-up snake poke its head out of his box of ce real. Jarred Smith, 22, was making lunch last week when he spotted the two-metre diamond python hiding inside the open cornflakes package, the Daily Telegraph in Australia reported "Itwas super weird," he told the Daily Manly. "I peaked in the box, sawits head pop out and that's when I dropped my food on the counter and bolted for the door." An animal res- cuerretrieved the creature and returned it to the local bush. The snake is specifically found in southern Australia, and a- though it looks fearsome it is mostly harmless.

MAN FINDS PYTHON COILED UP INSIDE HIS CORNFLAKES BOX LONDON Aman in Sydney had the shock of his life when he saw a long coiled-up snake poke its head out of his box of ce real. Jarred Smith, 22, was making lunch last week when he spotted the two-metre diamond python hiding inside the open cornflakes package, the Daily Telegraph in Australia reported "Itwas super weird," he told the Daily Manly. "I peaked in the box, sawits head pop out and that's when I dropped my food on the counter and bolted for the door." An animal res- cuerretrieved the creature and returned it to the local bush. The snake is specifically found in southern Australia, and a- though it looks fearsome it is mostly harmless.

nope, nope aaaaand nope...

GREAT WHITE SHARKS BOX JELLYFISH GREY NURSE SHARKS REDBACK SPIDERS DEATH ADDERS FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BOXING KANGAROOS TIGER SNAKES STINGRAYS CROCODILES KILLER CASSOWARIES AUSTRALIA These are just some of the creatures that will try to kill you... in horrific ways. Enjoy your stay!! WeKnowMemes

GREAT WHITE SHARKS BOX JELLYFISH GREY NURSE SHARKS REDBACK SPIDERS DEATH ADDERS FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BOXING KANGAROOS TIGER SNAKES STINGRAYS CROCODILES KILLER CASSOWARIES AUSTRALIA These are just some of the creatures that will try to kill you... in horrific ways. Enjoy your stay!! WeKnowMemes

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Nice wayto start the day...

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

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Im sure there is a ninja some where in there too...

THISIS AUSTRALIA THERE ARE 1275 ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL YOUIN THIS PICTURE WeKnowMemes

THISIS AUSTRALIA THERE ARE 1275 ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL YOUIN THIS PICTURE WeKnowMemes

Vegemite in Chocolate

LIMITED EDITION Dairy TOO GOOD Milk, TO BE TRUE. with VEGEMITE Dairy Milk milk ohocolato with smooth flowing caramel and VEGEMITE e 2000

LIMITED EDITION Dairy TOO GOOD Milk, TO BE TRUE. with VEGEMITE Dairy Milk milk ohocolato with smooth flowing caramel and VEGEMITE e 2000

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Noooo thank you....

lolomaheylookitsme it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone idon't think you understand 47 116.6 Celsius Fahrenheit Dear Goo.

lolomaheylookitsme it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone idon't think you understand 47 116.6 Celsius Fahrenheit Dear Goo.

Meanwhile....

sunrise Golf 1 HOB ONE DEAD, ONE CRITICAL IN NSW DROWNING 8:38 troyesivan AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION fuckyeahloldemort 76,887 notes

sunrise Golf 1 HOB ONE DEAD, ONE CRITICAL IN NSW DROWNING 8:38 troyesivan AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION fuckyeahloldemort 76,887 notes

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Diet marketers hate it.

tofuingho So, I kept seeing this advert: Eat THIS, Never Diet Again See why millions are praising this as the Holy Grai" of weight loss... [continue] And I'm like W-- is that? So, Google image search WIKIPEDLA Mother f-----' Australia. Even the fruits are f------ weird

tofuingho So, I kept seeing this advert: Eat THIS, Never Diet Again See why millions are praising this as the Holy Grai" of weight loss... [continue] And I'm like W-- is that? So, Google image search WIKIPEDLA Mother f-----' Australia. Even the fruits are f------ weird

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The bird out there are no joke....

BEWARE! Swooping Bird UNT P WEAR A HAT WALK YOUR BICYCLE CARRY AN OPEN UMBRELLA DON'T RUN- LEAVE PROMPTLY TRY A DIFFERENT ROUTE NEXT TIME For further information call Canberra Connect on 13 22 81

BEWARE! Swooping Bird UNT P WEAR A HAT WALK YOUR BICYCLE CARRY AN OPEN UMBRELLA DON'T RUN- LEAVE PROMPTLY TRY A DIFFERENT ROUTE NEXT TIME For further information call Canberra Connect on 13 22 81

swooping season birds

How do they sleep at night?

25 MOST VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE WORLD 1. Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlopidotus) 2. Eastern Brown snake (Pseudonaja toxtilis) 3. Coastal Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus) 4. Eastern States Tiger snake (Notechis scutatus) 5. Reevesby Island Tiger snake SA (Notcheis ater niger) 6. Beaked Sea-snake (Enhydrina schistosa) 7. Western Australian Tiger snake (Notechis ater occidentalis) 8. Chappell Island Tiger snake Bass Strait (Notechis ater serventyl) 9. Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus) 10. Gwardar or Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) 11. Australian Copperhead (Austrelaps superbus) 12. Indian Cobra (Naja naja) 13. Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) 14. Dugite or Spotted Brown snake (Pseudonaja affinis) 15. Papuan black snake (Pseudechis papuanus) 16. Yellow-banded snake (Hoplocephalus stephensil) 17. Rough-scaled snake (Tropidechis carinatus) 18. King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) 19. Blue-bellied Black snake (Psedudechis guttatus) 20. Collett's snake (Pseudechis colletti) 21. King Brown or Mulga snake (Pseudechis australis) 22. Red-bellied Black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) 23. Small-eyed snake (Cryptophis nigrscens) 24. Spotted snake (Demansia olivacea) 25. Eastern Diamond-back Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamananteus) Found in Australia Not found in Australia 国 Dob Cooper Snate Rascue & Relocation Pty Ltd TiAs Snake R&R Training ABN 33 133 144 48

25 MOST VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE WORLD 1. Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlopidotus) 2. Eastern Brown snake (Pseudonaja toxtilis) 3. Coastal Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus) 4. Eastern States Tiger snake (Notechis scutatus) 5. Reevesby Island Tiger snake SA (Notcheis ater niger) 6. Beaked Sea-snake (Enhydrina schistosa) 7. Western Australian Tiger snake (Notechis ater occidentalis) 8. Chappell Island Tiger snake Bass Strait (Notechis ater serventyl) 9. Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus) 10. Gwardar or Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) 11. Australian Copperhead (Austrelaps superbus) 12. Indian Cobra (Naja naja) 13. Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) 14. Dugite or Spotted Brown snake (Pseudonaja affinis) 15. Papuan black snake (Pseudechis papuanus) 16. Yellow-banded snake (Hoplocephalus stephensil) 17. Rough-scaled snake (Tropidechis carinatus) 18. King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) 19. Blue-bellied Black snake (Psedudechis guttatus) 20. Collett's snake (Pseudechis colletti) 21. King Brown or Mulga snake (Pseudechis australis) 22. Red-bellied Black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) 23. Small-eyed snake (Cryptophis nigrscens) 24. Spotted snake (Demansia olivacea) 25. Eastern Diamond-back Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamananteus) Found in Australia Not found in Australia 国 Dob Cooper Snate Rascue & Relocation Pty Ltd TiAs Snake R&R Training ABN 33 133 144 48

The circle of life

Big ass Spiders to boot

个[-] Flickcm (D [+1] 54 points 6 hours ago (6118) Fun fact, adding ice cream to soft drink (soda) in Australia, is called a spider. perma-link parent source report save rephy ↑ [-] ctishman (-) [+1] 406 points 5 hours ago (461159) Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider. perma-link parent source report save reply

个[-] Flickcm (D [+1] 54 points 6 hours ago (6118) Fun fact, adding ice cream to soft drink (soda) in Australia, is called a spider. perma-link parent source report save rephy ↑ [-] ctishman (-) [+1] 406 points 5 hours ago (461159) Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider. perma-link parent source report save reply

Dang...

i-likeyourfunnyhat averageface: there's nothing that says "australia's weather is messed up" quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesnt just stop at "extreme" LOW-MODERATE CATASTROPHIC and that the second lowest setting is high' Stralia Aggro-Gator.com

i-likeyourfunnyhat averageface: there's nothing that says "australia's weather is messed up" quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesnt just stop at "extreme" LOW-MODERATE CATASTROPHIC and that the second lowest setting is high' Stralia Aggro-Gator.com

Even in the future Australia is nuts

WHATTHEFUCK AUSTRALIA

WHATTHEFUCK AUSTRALIA

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NOPE

AUSTRALIA Where the spiders are so big they have health bars

AUSTRALIA Where the spiders are so big they have health bars

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Niiiiiiice Birdy.....

SON OF A F--- Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up to 50km/h and will freakin' bulldoze anything that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur helmet she's got going? That thing will mess you up. Also, she can jump high enough to kick you right in the t--. Oh, and she has a 13cm claw on each foot Did you hear that? 13cm. 5 inches. Go measure that. I'll wait. Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can disembowel a grown human. It can do these things, and it will. Happily. It even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that's right. Like you needed another reason not to go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a leaping dinosaursharkbird. It has been named the deadliest bird in the world and has the aggression of a PMSing dragon. If confronted by a cassowary, you need to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your ground, and die like a little bitch.

SON OF A F--- Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up to 50km/h and will freakin' bulldoze anything that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur helmet she's got going? That thing will mess you up. Also, she can jump high enough to kick you right in the t--. Oh, and she has a 13cm claw on each foot Did you hear that? 13cm. 5 inches. Go measure that. I'll wait. Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can disembowel a grown human. It can do these things, and it will. Happily. It even swims. IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that's right. Like you needed another reason not to go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a leaping dinosaursharkbird. It has been named the deadliest bird in the world and has the aggression of a PMSing dragon. If confronted by a cassowary, you need to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your ground, and die like a little bitch.

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Just another day...

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Suddenly a wild train rail appears!

minOn: Everything is literally out to kill you in Australia, the train tracks came up through the floor godzilla nger

minOn: Everything is literally out to kill you in Australia, the train tracks came up through the floor godzilla nger

Life is Hard

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