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toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 18:9-14 THAT TAX-COLLECTOR IS SO VILE AND SINFUL. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM! WOW, THAT PHARISEE IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE. ©9/24/19 TOM GouLD I 15

toMics TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 18:9-14 THAT TAX-COLLECTOR IS SO VILE AND SINFUL. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM! WOW, THAT PHARISEE IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF. THANK GOD I'M NOTHING LIKE. ©9/24/19 TOM GouLD I 15

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Sun

toMicS Young Jesus Summer Sundays! by Tom Gould THAT'S SUNBURN, AND IT PROVES THAT EUEN GOD HIMSELF IS SUBJECT TO MY POWER! HAHAHA! NOW ALL OF MANKIND WILL TURN TO ME, THE SUN, AS THEIR TRUE-- J LALALALALA! OW. HEY! WHY'S MY SKIN SO RED? rumble rumble AND THAT'S WHERE NIGHTTIME COMES FROM! FOOL! FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST MY SON, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH FOR HALF OF EVERY DAY FOR ALL TIME TO COME! DAD! I ASSUME YOU DROPPED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL. Sundey ©7/21/19 Tom GouLD n

toMicS Young Jesus Summer Sundays! by Tom Gould THAT'S SUNBURN, AND IT PROVES THAT EUEN GOD HIMSELF IS SUBJECT TO MY POWER! HAHAHA! NOW ALL OF MANKIND WILL TURN TO ME, THE SUN, AS THEIR TRUE-- J LALALALALA! OW. HEY! WHY'S MY SKIN SO RED? rumble rumble AND THAT'S WHERE NIGHTTIME COMES FROM! FOOL! FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST MY SON, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH FOR HALF OF EVERY DAY FOR ALL TIME TO COME! DAD! I ASSUME YOU DROPPED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL. Sundey ©7/21/19 Tom GouLD n

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25 years from now

TOMICS Young Jesus & Friends: Back to School "25 Years from Now!" by Tom Gould ALRIGHT, CLASS, TODAY WE'RE DOING AN ART PROJECT. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE SOME CRAYONS AND PAPER AND DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. WHERE DO YOU PICTURE YOURSELVES TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FROM NOW? FIRST IS JOHN. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RIVER. UM. DROWNING PEOPLE? MM-HMM. AND WHAT ARE THESE TWO GIANT THINGS FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND? THE EVIL MONSTER IS TOUGH AND CRAFTY, BUT OF COURSE, IN THE END. THE BATTLE FOR HUMAN SOULS!| GOOD MONSTER WILL KICK THE EVIL ONE'S VERY GOOD. NEXT! THOSE ARE MONSTERS THAT REPRESENT GOOD AND EVIL CLASHING IN THE ETERNAL I'M BAPTIZING THEM! LAZARUS, HOW ABOUT YOU? | IS THIS YOu... IN A TOMB? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EXPÉCT TO DIE YOUNG ?! MAYBE I'M JUST OPTIMISTIC. YEAH, IF I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY SISTERS THAT LONG, I EXPECT TO DIE YOUNG. I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY. YOU MEAN "PESSIMISTIC" DON'T YOU? AH, MARTHA, WHAT'S THIS? BLUEPRINTS FOR A HOTEL? NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE ON THE STREETS. I WANT TO GIVE THE POOR AND SICK A PLACE TO STAY SO THEY CAN ALL FEEL THE LOVE OF GOD! THAT'S SWEET, BUT PEOPLE ARE POOR AND SICK BECAUSE GOD HATES THEM, SO IT WON'T DO MUCH G0OD. YOUR PICTURE IS NICE, THOUGH. IT'S A POORHOUSE. THÀNK YOU, SIR. pat OH. pat WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARY? DO YOU WANT TO RUN A HOTÉL WITH YOUR BIG SISTER WHEN YOU GROW UP? I WANT TO BE A BIRD! YEAH BECAUSE THEY CAN FLY EXCEPT FOR SOME OF THEM THAT CAN'T FLY LIKE THE BABIES THAT CAN'T YET. OR IF THEY'RE IN EGGS THEY CAN'T FLY TO0. I WANT TO BE A FLYING ONE LIKE A BAT. A BIRD? OKAY, WELL, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, IGUESS. NO. LAST UP IS JESUS! WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? I RAN OUT OF RED CRAYONS HALFWAY THROUGH, BUT I THINK IT CAME OUT ALRIGHT.

TOMICS Young Jesus & Friends: Back to School "25 Years from Now!" by Tom Gould ALRIGHT, CLASS, TODAY WE'RE DOING AN ART PROJECT. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE SOME CRAYONS AND PAPER AND DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. WHERE DO YOU PICTURE YOURSELVES TWENTY-FIVE YEARS FROM NOW? FIRST IS JOHN. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RIVER. UM. DROWNING PEOPLE? MM-HMM. AND WHAT ARE THESE TWO GIANT THINGS FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND? THE EVIL MONSTER IS TOUGH AND CRAFTY, BUT OF COURSE, IN THE END. THE BATTLE FOR HUMAN SOULS!| GOOD MONSTER WILL KICK THE EVIL ONE'S VERY GOOD. NEXT! THOSE ARE MONSTERS THAT REPRESENT GOOD AND EVIL CLASHING IN THE ETERNAL I'M BAPTIZING THEM! LAZARUS, HOW ABOUT YOU? | IS THIS YOu... IN A TOMB? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EXPÉCT TO DIE YOUNG ?! MAYBE I'M JUST OPTIMISTIC. YEAH, IF I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY SISTERS THAT LONG, I EXPECT TO DIE YOUNG. I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY. YOU MEAN "PESSIMISTIC" DON'T YOU? AH, MARTHA, WHAT'S THIS? BLUEPRINTS FOR A HOTEL? NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE ON THE STREETS. I WANT TO GIVE THE POOR AND SICK A PLACE TO STAY SO THEY CAN ALL FEEL THE LOVE OF GOD! THAT'S SWEET, BUT PEOPLE ARE POOR AND SICK BECAUSE GOD HATES THEM, SO IT WON'T DO MUCH G0OD. YOUR PICTURE IS NICE, THOUGH. IT'S A POORHOUSE. THÀNK YOU, SIR. pat OH. pat WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARY? DO YOU WANT TO RUN A HOTÉL WITH YOUR BIG SISTER WHEN YOU GROW UP? I WANT TO BE A BIRD! YEAH BECAUSE THEY CAN FLY EXCEPT FOR SOME OF THEM THAT CAN'T FLY LIKE THE BABIES THAT CAN'T YET. OR IF THEY'RE IN EGGS THEY CAN'T FLY TO0. I WANT TO BE A FLYING ONE LIKE A BAT. A BIRD? OKAY, WELL, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, IGUESS. NO. LAST UP IS JESUS! WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TWENTY-FIVE YEARS? I RAN OUT OF RED CRAYONS HALFWAY THROUGH, BUT I THINK IT CAME OUT ALRIGHT.

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"There Is No God", Wisdom 12:13

Wisdom 12:13 YOU'VE ONLY HIGHLIGHTED HALF OF THIS SENTENCE. ЧЕАН. ТНЕ HALF THAT DOOMS CHRISTIANITY! can say hat have you da who can oppose you Or when peoples pe can challenge you, STILL BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD? "CAUSE WISDOM 12:13 SAYS QUITE CLEARLY, "THERE IS NO GOD"! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT ONE? maker; or who can Co your presence to vind the unrighteous? 13 There is no god besides by Tom Gould TOMICS you who have the care of all, that you need show ou have not unjustly condemned. 14 Nor can any king or prince confront you on behalf o those you have punis 15 But as you are you govern you reg to 7/21|17 Tan Grua

Wisdom 12:13 YOU'VE ONLY HIGHLIGHTED HALF OF THIS SENTENCE. ЧЕАН. ТНЕ HALF THAT DOOMS CHRISTIANITY! can say hat have you da who can oppose you Or when peoples pe can challenge you, STILL BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD? "CAUSE WISDOM 12:13 SAYS QUITE CLEARLY, "THERE IS NO GOD"! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT ONE? maker; or who can Co your presence to vind the unrighteous? 13 There is no god besides by Tom Gould TOMICS you who have the care of all, that you need show ou have not unjustly condemned. 14 Nor can any king or prince confront you on behalf o those you have punis 15 But as you are you govern you reg to 7/21|17 Tan Grua

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The 1G Tower

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THE 1G TOWER imgfip.com

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sMaRt AtHeIsTs vs dUmBo BeLiEvErS

Ew, religion! So irrelevant! Remember O man that thou art dust, and unto dust thốu shalt return. Wow, science! So profound! We are all made of star dust.

Ew, religion! So irrelevant! Remember O man that thou art dust, and unto dust thốu shalt return. Wow, science! So profound! We are all made of star dust.

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oh how the turntables have turned

Lee BlackBolt and 10 others liked Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1 So, in conclusion, the Pope says you can worship God at home just fine and don't need the priest as intercessor in these trying times; and the evangelical protestants have come out against the priesthood of the believer and say church service is necessary to the faith. OK then. 2:36 PM · 24 May 20 · Twitter Web App

Lee BlackBolt and 10 others liked Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1 So, in conclusion, the Pope says you can worship God at home just fine and don't need the priest as intercessor in these trying times; and the evangelical protestants have come out against the priesthood of the believer and say church service is necessary to the faith. OK then. 2:36 PM · 24 May 20 · Twitter Web App

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Witchcraft!

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Woman in the 16th century komo AUTOM Church

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Where did I go wrong, O Lord?

I... I DIED ! I'm DEAD! I'm so HAPPY TO FINALLY BE IN YouR PRESENCE, LORD! I'M SORRY BUT YOu ARE NOT GETTING INTO HEAVEN. WHAT? WHY ? I TRUSTED JESUS ALONE FOR MY JUSTIFI- CATION! I LIVED FÖR You MY WHOLE LIFE! I WAS MARTYRED FOR PREACHING THE GOSPEL IN A HOSTILE COUNTRY! WHERE DID I GO WRONG, LORD? REMEMBER ALL THOSE FACEBOOK POSTS THAT SAID "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOu REALLY LOVE JESUS"? NO000!! AWAY FROM ME! Adam4d.com

I... I DIED ! I'm DEAD! I'm so HAPPY TO FINALLY BE IN YouR PRESENCE, LORD! I'M SORRY BUT YOu ARE NOT GETTING INTO HEAVEN. WHAT? WHY ? I TRUSTED JESUS ALONE FOR MY JUSTIFI- CATION! I LIVED FÖR You MY WHOLE LIFE! I WAS MARTYRED FOR PREACHING THE GOSPEL IN A HOSTILE COUNTRY! WHERE DID I GO WRONG, LORD? REMEMBER ALL THOSE FACEBOOK POSTS THAT SAID "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOu REALLY LOVE JESUS"? NO000!! AWAY FROM ME! Adam4d.com

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Always room for more

This church is not full of 0OC hypocrites. There's always room for more. Romans 3:10 "No one is righteous-not even one" thatposter.org

This church is not full of 0OC hypocrites. There's always room for more. Romans 3:10 "No one is righteous-not even one" thatposter.org

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the ultimate sacrifice

DUDE.. OKNOCKED UP MY OWN MOM...FOR YOUR SINS.

DUDE.. OKNOCKED UP MY OWN MOM...FOR YOUR SINS.

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Translated from Spanish: “He says that he is a Catholic, but he doesn’t know what to do with these,...

DIZ QUE É CATÓLICO, MAS NÃO SABE PRA QUE SERVE ESSES BRINQUEDINHOS acepook.com/igrejaApocaliptica POSER!

DIZ QUE É CATÓLICO, MAS NÃO SABE PRA QUE SERVE ESSES BRINQUEDINHOS acepook.com/igrejaApocaliptica POSER!

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Should I do it boys?

When you're about to have premarital sex with your girlfriend: What I a about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

When you're about to have premarital sex with your girlfriend: What I a about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

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Jesus Lunchables

My church gave prepackaged communion... Jesus Lunchables, for the sinner on the go...

My church gave prepackaged communion... Jesus Lunchables, for the sinner on the go...

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and he sees it all

ADULT VIDEO JESUS IS WATCHING The Roman Catholic Churches of Sa

ADULT VIDEO JESUS IS WATCHING The Roman Catholic Churches of Sa

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