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WHY I OUGTHA? -Abraham (in a few chapters later)

kramergate ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a "WHY cain: WHY IOUGHTA- narrators voice: And he did, moments later.

kramergate ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a "WHY cain: WHY IOUGHTA- narrators voice: And he did, moments later.

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Franklin Graham In Wedding Dress

I AM A W----, I DO CONFESS. IPUT YOU ON JUST LIKE A WEDDING DRESS, AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE, RUN DOWN THE AISLE.

I AM A W----, I DO CONFESS. IPUT YOU ON JUST LIKE A WEDDING DRESS, AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE, RUN DOWN THE AISLE.

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"Miracle"

If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles he would have impregnared Josepn not a poor unwed teenage girl That s--- happens everyda

If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles he would have impregnared Josepn not a poor unwed teenage girl That s--- happens everyda

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Bible signed copy

HOLY BIBLE ES SIGNED SIGNED COPY COPY

HOLY BIBLE ES SIGNED SIGNED COPY COPY

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We are descendants of Jon Arbuckle's rib

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Good question!

Where are you in the BIBLE?

Where are you in the BIBLE?

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The power of christ

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carthief literally what compelled somebody to make this jacmirie the power of christ

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Snobby Conservative Xian

HOW DARE YOU RECITE THE BIBLE TO US, YOU LOWLIFE LIBERALS? GOD FAVORS THE CONSERVATIVES, SO WE GET THE RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHAT CAN BE SPOKEN FROM THE BIBLE AND WHAT CAN T!

HOW DARE YOU RECITE THE BIBLE TO US, YOU LOWLIFE LIBERALS? GOD FAVORS THE CONSERVATIVES, SO WE GET THE RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHAT CAN BE SPOKEN FROM THE BIBLE AND WHAT CAN T!

Even God thinks it doesn't make any sense

That's absurd. Why would I But I'm forgiven!You died on the cross for the world's sins! I believe in You! Jesus Saves! need to sacrifice Myself to Myself to allow me to change a rule. I made Myself?!

That's absurd. Why would I But I'm forgiven!You died on the cross for the world's sins! I believe in You! Jesus Saves! need to sacrifice Myself to Myself to allow me to change a rule. I made Myself?!

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How to read the Holy Bible

INSTRUCTIONS If something in this book is immoral, illegal or doesn't make any sense it's either a metaphor, a mistranslation or just out of the historical context

INSTRUCTIONS If something in this book is immoral, illegal or doesn't make any sense it's either a metaphor, a mistranslation or just out of the historical context

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Sony's next movie is going to be about the birth of Jesus

STAR THE IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 2017 THE STORY OF THE FIRST CHRISTMAS

STAR THE IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 2017 THE STORY OF THE FIRST CHRISTMAS

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Noas Ark's Penguins

NOT FEELING VERY BRIGHT TODAY? SMILE AND REMEMBER... HAHAHA!! FB.COM/WELATHEISM THERE ARE GROWN ADULTS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT TWO PENGUINS WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM ANTARCTICA TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO GET ABOARD AN ARK BUILT BY A 500 YEAR OLD MAN.

NOT FEELING VERY BRIGHT TODAY? SMILE AND REMEMBER... HAHAHA!! FB.COM/WELATHEISM THERE ARE GROWN ADULTS WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT TWO PENGUINS WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM ANTARCTICA TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO GET ABOARD AN ARK BUILT BY A 500 YEAR OLD MAN.

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Noas Ark's Kangaroos

When Noah's ark finally rested atop Mount Ararat, the kangaroos stepped off and hopped 7,726 miles straight to Australia. And without any opposable thumbs, they picked up every bone from their own dead as to not leave a trace of their migration. Isn't that remarkable?

When Noah's ark finally rested atop Mount Ararat, the kangaroos stepped off and hopped 7,726 miles straight to Australia. And without any opposable thumbs, they picked up every bone from their own dead as to not leave a trace of their migration. Isn't that remarkable?

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Is God an Abusive Partner?

"You're NOTHING Without me “If you even H1N1 about leaving me YoudonEEme. Tull never find/ VOU brought this upon yourselfs outrea aTERRIBEperson,amdyou need metobe better9D You're not of my love." I'm only doing this because I LOVE you "Don't listen to ANYONE who doesn't understand what we have stand whatwe

"You're NOTHING Without me “If you even H1N1 about leaving me YoudonEEme. Tull never find/ VOU brought this upon yourselfs outrea aTERRIBEperson,amdyou need metobe better9D You're not of my love." I'm only doing this because I LOVE you "Don't listen to ANYONE who doesn't understand what we have stand whatwe

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From the Holy Bible, Abriged Version

YOU GHALL FLOURISH ALL ACROSS THE SEAS UNTIL ITイURNS OUT SOME GOO IN YOUR BRAIN IS REALLY GOOD FOR MAKING CANDLES' THE HOLY BIBLE ABRIDGED Beyond the Point -of- Usefulness

YOU GHALL FLOURISH ALL ACROSS THE SEAS UNTIL ITイURNS OUT SOME GOO IN YOUR BRAIN IS REALLY GOOD FOR MAKING CANDLES' THE HOLY BIBLE ABRIDGED Beyond the Point -of- Usefulness

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The bible says...

Bible Don't's & Do's Don't: Do: Homosexuality Leviticus 18:22 Chid Abuse Proverbs 22:15 Eat Shellfish Leviticus 11:9-12 Slavery Exodus 21:7 Shave Leviticus 19:27 R--- Deuteronomy 22:28-29 Eat Pork LeviticuS 11:7 Prejudice 2 John 1:10 Wear Mixed Fabrics Leviticus 19:19 Misogyny 1 Timothy 2:12

Bible Don't's & Do's Don't: Do: Homosexuality Leviticus 18:22 Chid Abuse Proverbs 22:15 Eat Shellfish Leviticus 11:9-12 Slavery Exodus 21:7 Shave Leviticus 19:27 R--- Deuteronomy 22:28-29 Eat Pork LeviticuS 11:7 Prejudice 2 John 1:10 Wear Mixed Fabrics Leviticus 19:19 Misogyny 1 Timothy 2:12

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Religion - Man made for men.

Religion Man Made For Men. Christianity Leviticus 27:3-7. God defines the value of women as 60% of men's value Islam-4:24. Don't marry women that are already married unless they're slaves that you stole in war. Hindu- Manusmriti. "Trinsha -9/93 Males aged 24 and 30 should marry females between the ages of 8 & 12. Judaism - Talmud. Tractate Shabat. A woman is a sack full of excrement. uddhism - Nuns have one third more rules to follow than monks in the Vinaya-pitaka The failed man becomes a woman in the next life. Jainism Digambara women cannot achieve liberation without being reborn as men first. Religion, man made for men.

Religion Man Made For Men. Christianity Leviticus 27:3-7. God defines the value of women as 60% of men's value Islam-4:24. Don't marry women that are already married unless they're slaves that you stole in war. Hindu- Manusmriti. "Trinsha -9/93 Males aged 24 and 30 should marry females between the ages of 8 & 12. Judaism - Talmud. Tractate Shabat. A woman is a sack full of excrement. uddhism - Nuns have one third more rules to follow than monks in the Vinaya-pitaka The failed man becomes a woman in the next life. Jainism Digambara women cannot achieve liberation without being reborn as men first. Religion, man made for men.

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Leviticus said also this

LEVITICUS 19:27 YE SHALL NOT ROUND THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, NEITHER SHALT THOU MAR THE CORNERS OF THY BEARD. ACTUAL BIBLE QUOTE ME MES

LEVITICUS 19:27 YE SHALL NOT ROUND THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, NEITHER SHALT THOU MAR THE CORNERS OF THY BEARD. ACTUAL BIBLE QUOTE ME MES

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Christianity the Game

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