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r/foundsatan u/aaron2933 • 15h Cruel wish the genie looking at me after my first wish is to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds 3879 59 Share Klutzy_Inevitable_94 14h 30 seconds is too short. Give it a week. That way they can share the "miracle" with their family, and get used to their new life. Maybe even throw away things they used to make their lives better like canes and such. It will also F with their spacial awareness as they'll get used to having vision. Then they wake up and it's gone. Reply 554

r/foundsatan u/aaron2933 • 15h Cruel wish the genie looking at me after my first wish is to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds 3879 59 Share Klutzy_Inevitable_94 14h 30 seconds is too short. Give it a week. That way they can share the "miracle" with their family, and get used to their new life. Maybe even throw away things they used to make their lives better like canes and such. It will also F with their spacial awareness as they'll get used to having vision. Then they wake up and it's gone. Reply 554

Oof

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Is That What That Means?

helena @freshhel. 12h The unfortunate trade off for modern women.. you have to get 9 abortions in order to find denim shorts that fit really good AlphaFox @Alphafox78.1d This picture makes me so sad... 81 2,926 70 95 PA NO efpa 54.5K ₁1.9M

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What a Time

syon r/AskReddit u/Technical_Cost4603.9h *A Übersetzen 18+ what are some fun non-s do naked? 4 2580 1633 things to ↑ Teilen Not sure if so, but I remember when I was dating a Catholic girl with strict no se before marriage, but we would fool around in wierd ways. One of them was a ring toss game, where she'd make me lay down in bed, strip naked until I got an er and then she'd stand at various distances and throw little plastic glowsticks rings in the dark at me like disks. G And if she got one around my erect c then we'd get points It'd never turn into s but it is some pretty funny memories. 28 Tod n

syon r/AskReddit u/Technical_Cost4603.9h *A Übersetzen 18+ what are some fun non-s do naked? 4 2580 1633 things to ↑ Teilen Not sure if so, but I remember when I was dating a Catholic girl with strict no se before marriage, but we would fool around in wierd ways. One of them was a ring toss game, where she'd make me lay down in bed, strip naked until I got an er and then she'd stand at various distances and throw little plastic glowsticks rings in the dark at me like disks. G And if she got one around my erect c then we'd get points It'd never turn into s but it is some pretty funny memories. 28 Tod n

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No Way

CLOSE CALL: Commentary Youtuber Pyro (@Pyrocynical) was rushed to hospital in a CRITICAL CONDITION after he was unable to remove his fursuit and he SUFFOCATED inside of it. EMERGENCY AMABILANG 2075 Areonaux MOD Liar • 6h Lightningboi369.9h Springlocked 107 ... Reply ↑ Share 648

CLOSE CALL: Commentary Youtuber Pyro (@Pyrocynical) was rushed to hospital in a CRITICAL CONDITION after he was unable to remove his fursuit and he SUFFOCATED inside of it. EMERGENCY AMABILANG 2075 Areonaux MOD Liar • 6h Lightningboi369.9h Springlocked 107 ... Reply ↑ Share 648

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Cute Cat

@mapVNESE. 1mo ago "who told you this hack" "a cat, a cute cat" 6.1K @cassandracassandra5568 1mo ago :) 24 @red-_-boi 1mo ago (edited) :) Wait, I'm a cat... 25 P @Mushroom188 1mo ago @red-_-boi how are you typing rn? 10 @chipsdemon 1mo ago I would 100% eat that cat like it's my last meal fr. Like if they turn around that cat gonna already be inside my large intestine honestly tho. Just imagining it makes my tummy rumble so much. I cant get enough, won't get enough. I need it. : ⠀

@mapVNESE. 1mo ago "who told you this hack" "a cat, a cute cat" 6.1K @cassandracassandra5568 1mo ago :) 24 @red-_-boi 1mo ago (edited) :) Wait, I'm a cat... 25 P @Mushroom188 1mo ago @red-_-boi how are you typing rn? 10 @chipsdemon 1mo ago I would 100% eat that cat like it's my last meal fr. Like if they turn around that cat gonna already be inside my large intestine honestly tho. Just imagining it makes my tummy rumble so much. I cant get enough, won't get enough. I need it. : ⠀

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Can't Afford It

jete 14/10 this as tier combo certified bussin tastebud Follow THIFL Reels Comments Reply eduojeda55 9w • Pinned Americans eating as if they had free healthcare. 48,619 likes 329K 7,012 Y 270K

jete 14/10 this as tier combo certified bussin tastebud Follow THIFL Reels Comments Reply eduojeda55 9w • Pinned Americans eating as if they had free healthcare. 48,619 likes 329K 7,012 Y 270K

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Get Out

Man to man, tell me one sentence a woman told you that is still stuck in your head till his day bro Comments View 57 more replies focusedwayfarer 3d "Get out of the womens bathroom" 668

Man to man, tell me one sentence a woman told you that is still stuck in your head till his day bro Comments View 57 more replies focusedwayfarer 3d "Get out of the womens bathroom" 668

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Trolling

Comments @DIO-vw6me. 1y ago Me after filling my bosses coffee cup with military grade Battery Acid X :

Comments @DIO-vw6me. 1y ago Me after filling my bosses coffee cup with military grade Battery Acid X :

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You Can Do It

74 KB JPG One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. tiredtumbleweed . 3h Not if I eat the Mona Lisa

74 KB JPG One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. tiredtumbleweed . 3h Not if I eat the Mona Lisa

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Nice

How do you feel about lgbtq+ individuals? Other 1371 votes 600 34 33 589 115 I am an ally I am homophobic I am transphobic I dont care I hate all lgbtq+ people ↑ 71 ↓ 1 day 13 hours left 249 Share + omar_2332 9h i don't care if they are lgbtq+, they have organs and I'm going to sell it

How do you feel about lgbtq+ individuals? Other 1371 votes 600 34 33 589 115 I am an ally I am homophobic I am transphobic I dont care I hate all lgbtq+ people ↑ 71 ↓ 1 day 13 hours left 249 Share + omar_2332 9h i don't care if they are lgbtq+, they have organs and I'm going to sell it

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Leg Day

@redavis6581.2d ago "Never skip leg day" - Stephen Hawking 628 19 replies E :

@redavis6581.2d ago "Never skip leg day" - Stephen Hawking 628 19 replies E :

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Not Even Cursed, Just True

What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you? Efficient workers got punished with more work

What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you? Efficient workers got punished with more work

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Blindness

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/DarkLegendsNeverDie • 4h A free brain chip that can fix blindess was a dream come true for millions. Until you couldn't pay the sudden monthly fees, then the things they made you see would make you wish you couldn't. ↑ 1313 justadair. 3h 90 ↑ Share Scythe-Goddard. 3h as someone going blind, this one hit a bit hard Reply 162 dandypants8717. 1h You probably didn't even see it coming. 447 47

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/DarkLegendsNeverDie • 4h A free brain chip that can fix blindess was a dream come true for millions. Until you couldn't pay the sudden monthly fees, then the things they made you see would make you wish you couldn't. ↑ 1313 justadair. 3h 90 ↑ Share Scythe-Goddard. 3h as someone going blind, this one hit a bit hard Reply 162 dandypants8717. 1h You probably didn't even see it coming. 447 47

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Oooof

Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley AND now with all this "education" more girls than ever are getting pregnant and abortion rates are out the roof... sooooooo what's YOUR point? Mama Doctor Jones | Danielle Jon... @MamaDoctorJones Actually, teen pregnancy & abortion peaked in the 90s, just like Kirstie Alley.

Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley AND now with all this "education" more girls than ever are getting pregnant and abortion rates are out the roof... sooooooo what's YOUR point? Mama Doctor Jones | Danielle Jon... @MamaDoctorJones Actually, teen pregnancy & abortion peaked in the 90s, just like Kirstie Alley.

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