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I HAVE A Crush ON YOU MIND IF I I'LL MAKE YOU Squirt Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net | Dew YOU MAKE ME ANADA DRY GINGER ALL YOU?
I HAVE A Crush ON YOU MIND IF I I'LL MAKE YOU Squirt Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net | Dew YOU MAKE ME ANADA DRY GINGER ALL YOU?

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Fair.

ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VISION YOU'RE FAR SIDED E E WHAT IS IT? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net E
ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VISION YOU'RE FAR SIDED E E WHAT IS IT? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net E

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New Normal

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WORLD KINDA F----- LATELY? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? IT'S THE NEW NORMAL SO WE DON'T NEED TO FIX ANYTHING? NOPE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WORLD KINDA F----- LATELY? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? IT'S THE NEW NORMAL SO WE DON'T NEED TO FIX ANYTHING? NOPE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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An American Tragedy

It's a sad and sorry situation when you deem a person old enough to kill, but too young to drink. I hope y'all are enjoying your <a href="https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJO7zEWy3/results">10cc’s of depression straight to the eyeball</a>
It's a sad and sorry situation when you deem a person old enough to kill, but too young to drink. I hope y'all are enjoying your <a href="https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJO7zEWy3/results">10cc’s of depression straight to the eyeball</a>

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Happy Birthday! 🎉🥳🎉

We could have had daffodils today, but instead, the people demanded <a href="https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJO7zEWy3/results">10cc’s of depression straight to the eyeball</a>. No happy flowers for you today, soz.
We could have had daffodils today, but instead, the people demanded <a href="https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJO7zEWy3/results">10cc’s of depression straight to the eyeball</a>. No happy flowers for you today, soz.

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2022 New Year comic

FINALLY! WE'VE REBUILT THE TIME MACHINE! NOW I CAN TRAVEL BACK TO 2019 AND PREVENT COVID, AS WAS MY PLAN THE ENTIRE TIME! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? I'M POSITIVE. *COUGH* Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
FINALLY! WE'VE REBUILT THE TIME MACHINE! NOW I CAN TRAVEL BACK TO 2019 AND PREVENT COVID, AS WAS MY PLAN THE ENTIRE TIME! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? I'M POSITIVE. *COUGH* Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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WOAH! I'M ON AND PEOPLE ARE THE INTERNET? LOOKING AT ME?! ONLY ONE THING GROOM CHILDREN LEFT TO DO! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
WOAH! I'M ON AND PEOPLE ARE THE INTERNET? LOOKING AT ME?! ONLY ONE THING GROOM CHILDREN LEFT TO DO! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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Sweet

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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Can you start at the end of the month which is (CHECKS NOTES) on the 5th

5 What comes after 5? You're hired! u/karvina 42 R. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
5 What comes after 5? You're hired! u/karvina 42 R. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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Bi-Curious, Bike Furious

WHOA, DUDE. ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?! 1... I'M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT YOUU SAID YOU WERE BI-CURIOUS. WELL, YOU MISHEARD... I SAID I'M BIKE FURIOUS! PECT TOMK LIFESTYLE Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net RESPECT YOUD
WHOA, DUDE. ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?! 1... I'M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT YOUU SAID YOU WERE BI-CURIOUS. WELL, YOU MISHEARD... I SAID I'M BIKE FURIOUS! PECT TOMK LIFESTYLE Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net RESPECT YOUD

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Canada 10

I will grant you three wishes IWISH THAT THE DRAGONS WOULD TEAM UP AND BUY TIM HORTONS SO ITS OWNED BY CANADIANS AGAIN Good wish bro still Yeah, what the hel is up with that anyway! have three wishes. you U/HULLOPALOOZA imgflip.com
I will grant you three wishes IWISH THAT THE DRAGONS WOULD TEAM UP AND BUY TIM HORTONS SO ITS OWNED BY CANADIANS AGAIN Good wish bro still Yeah, what the hel is up with that anyway! have three wishes. you U/HULLOPALOOZA imgflip.com

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can't teach one to be cool

YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND SMOKE ALL THESE CIGARETTES UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, SON. BUT DAD, I'VE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE! DAD EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH SOMEONE TO BE COOL. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND SMOKE ALL THESE CIGARETTES UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, SON. BUT DAD, I'VE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE! DAD EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH SOMEONE TO BE COOL. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|

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2020.06.26

CHECK OUT MY NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE PROBLEM-MATIC! WHAT'S IT DO? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net An Apology From The Artist I want to offer my sincerest apologies to the readers I offended when I first posted this comic on June 26th, 2020. The world was a very different place back then. However, I know that's not an excuse, and I take full responsibility for creating this strip that upset so many people. I've made the decision to edit the comic, and I will continue to try to be better every day. This is my promise to the community. -Rob
CHECK OUT MY NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE PROBLEM-MATIC! WHAT'S IT DO? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net An Apology From The Artist I want to offer my sincerest apologies to the readers I offended when I first posted this comic on June 26th, 2020. The world was a very different place back then. However, I know that's not an excuse, and I take full responsibility for creating this strip that upset so many people. I've made the decision to edit the comic, and I will continue to try to be better every day. This is my promise to the community. -Rob

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Quick reminder that women are vile creatures incapable of true love.

THIS DOUBLE DATE IS OVER.
THIS DOUBLE DATE IS OVER.

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Millennials

UGH, LOOK AT THEM. CAN'T THEY PUT DOWN THEIR PHONES FOR ONCE AND BE IN THE MOMENT? avocados avocados avocados Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
UGH, LOOK AT THEM. CAN'T THEY PUT DOWN THEIR PHONES FOR ONCE AND BE IN THE MOMENT? avocados avocados avocados Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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how to handle divorce with your kids

the only right way to do it don't forget smashing their legs with a sledgehammer afterwards
the only right way to do it don't forget smashing their legs with a sledgehammer afterwards

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don't mess with wood

THIS IS PAYBACK FOR TURNING MY WIFE INTO STAIRS, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
THIS IS PAYBACK FOR TURNING MY WIFE INTO STAIRS, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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We hope your Christmas was holly, jolly and that nobody ate any of your limbs this year.

Merry Christmas from Dave, Roob and Hris
Merry Christmas from Dave, Roob and Hris

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skin

NO COMIC TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO DRAW A BANANA WEARING ANOTHER BANANA'S SKIN Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net MY THERAPIST IS VERY EXPENSIVE.
NO COMIC TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO DRAW A BANANA WEARING ANOTHER BANANA'S SKIN Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net MY THERAPIST IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

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Either join me, or stay out of my way!

EITHER JOIN ME, OR STAY OUT OF MY WAY! WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR OWN D--- INSTEAD? ROKENARtaNENT
EITHER JOIN ME, OR STAY OUT OF MY WAY! WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR OWN D--- INSTEAD? ROKENARtaNENT

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