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makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!

makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!

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So sweet

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

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First time?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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Classic Dad

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: Iknow. Girl: I love you! Boy: love you more! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room. Where is he? Don't you know who gave you the Girl: Dad: heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: Iknow. Girl: I love you! Boy: love you more! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room. Where is he? Don't you know who gave you the Girl: Dad: heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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Me_irl

When it's December 31st and someone says "see you next year!"

When it's December 31st and someone says "see you next year!"

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Hi tired, I'm dad

KID: I don't know how much longer I can hold on like this DAD: Are you saying that you're...TIRED? ehicles tayo sa Lane SKD ZI 1623

KID: I don't know how much longer I can hold on like this DAD: Are you saying that you're...TIRED? ehicles tayo sa Lane SKD ZI 1623

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When Daughter's BF makes better Dad Jokes than you..

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

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Hella rude

Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering

Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering

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Nah Dad

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ly son told me that his friend never had a dad. Soi told him how lickļļ lie can be lo liave one. My son said: That was a good joke.

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Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time from Jurassic Park

The greatest dad joke in cinema history

The greatest dad joke in cinema history

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Just at work... tripping on acid.

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

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Congrats Dad!

CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com

CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com

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I'm Speakless

mAss Killer 69 2 months ago Im speakless 4 wandabarr 1 month ago Hi S peakless I'm dad

mAss Killer 69 2 months ago Im speakless 4 wandabarr 1 month ago Hi S peakless I'm dad

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Dad Joking a dad

Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.

Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.

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When comedy becomes tragedy

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

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TERRIBLE PUN

TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

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classic aang

DAD 'M BORED DAD? HE LLO BORED I'M DAD ARS2ANKA

DAD 'M BORED DAD? HE LLO BORED I'M DAD ARS2ANKA

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Wookiee Steak

What's for dinner Dad? Wookie steak Is it any good? It's a little Chewy. NO duck face on 9GAG.COM

What's for dinner Dad? Wookie steak Is it any good? It's a little Chewy. NO duck face on 9GAG.COM

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Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh