Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

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my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big a cucumber NIKE WRINGS

I'm finding this funnier than it actually is Stone Stwo

Teacher: today we will learn how to use photoshop Girls: Wow! Finally I can get myself a better skin tone! Guys:

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Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

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Nov 08, 2014 at 04:42PM EST

isthistheKrustyKrab?.MP3

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Sarimax the Dragon

Sarimax the Dragon

Nov 09, 2014 at 12:13PM EST

He's not ready…

He's dad.

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