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Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. HOSPITAL

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Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

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Nov 08, 2014 at 04:42PM EST

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Sarimax the Dragon

Sarimax the Dragon

Nov 09, 2014 at 12:13PM EST

He's not ready…

He's dad.

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