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Cashier that gets tipped: "hahajdjhas good one sir"

THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "guess it's free then" if a cashier has trouble scanning an item d
THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "guess it's free then" if a cashier has trouble scanning an item d

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Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608
Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

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safety instructions

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IMPORTANT Read Before Using IMPORTANTE Leer antes de usar IMPORTANT Lire avant usage Operating/Safety Instructions Consignes de fonctionnement/sécurité Instrucciones de funcionamiento y seguridad CRITICAL SAFETY NOTICE Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame to your name. THE BAD Pariez-vous français? Voir page 16 For English See page 2 Habla español? Ver página 30

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That dad just had his day made

TravisTee @TravisTeeh Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy" Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?" Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"
TravisTee @TravisTeeh Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy" Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?" Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"

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Halloween costume

If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. WI
If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. WI

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A universal dad truth

The Dad @thedad THE DAD Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"
The Dad @thedad THE DAD Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"

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rip dad

makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!
makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!

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So sweet

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business
Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

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First time?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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Classic Dad

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: Iknow. Girl: I love you! Boy: love you more! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room. Where is he? Don't you know who gave you the Girl: Dad: heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: Iknow. Girl: I love you! Boy: love you more! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room. Where is he? Don't you know who gave you the Girl: Dad: heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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When it's December 31st and someone says "see you next year!"
When it's December 31st and someone says "see you next year!"

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Hi tired, I'm dad

KID: I don't know how much longer I can hold on like this DAD: Are you saying that you're...TIRED? ehicles tayo sa Lane SKD ZI 1623
KID: I don't know how much longer I can hold on like this DAD: Are you saying that you're...TIRED? ehicles tayo sa Lane SKD ZI 1623

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When Daughter's BF makes better Dad Jokes than you..

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil
%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

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Hella rude

Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering
Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering

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Nah Dad

ly son told me that his friend never had a dad. Soi told him how lickļļ lie can be lo liave one. My son said: That was a good joke.
ly son told me that his friend never had a dad. Soi told him how lickļļ lie can be lo liave one. My son said: That was a good joke.

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Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time from Jurassic Park

The greatest dad joke in cinema history
The greatest dad joke in cinema history

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Just at work... tripping on acid.

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES
Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

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Congrats Dad!

CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com
CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com

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I'm Speakless

mAss Killer 69 2 months ago Im speakless 4 wandabarr 1 month ago Hi S peakless I'm dad
mAss Killer 69 2 months ago Im speakless 4 wandabarr 1 month ago Hi S peakless I'm dad

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Dad Joking a dad

Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.
Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.

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