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Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

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Uploaded Jun 27, 2019 at 02:36PM EDT

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hotdogs, new balance, lawn mowing, father, dreams

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