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Gotta say those are very flattering photos

Simran @sc_X_cs My dad trying to take Panoramic's of me. I'm mad asf.
Simran @sc_X_cs My dad trying to take Panoramic's of me. I'm mad asf.

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Thanks for your opinion dad

*AB*_13 @allison_barron My dad had other ideas.. SAY NO
*AB*_13 @allison_barron My dad had other ideas.. SAY NO

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Doesn't get more classic dad than that

jocelyn @joceyyys My dad put this up at his work and his boss told him to take it down or else he'd lose his job
jocelyn @joceyyys My dad put this up at his work and his boss told him to take it down or else he'd lose his job

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Dad joke level 15/10

Julie Amos @famousamos_12 My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever. >
Julie Amos @famousamos_12 My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever. >

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He's just keeping up with the hip new phrases

English Major @gabrielstill LMAOOO0O00 someone come get my dad l T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 3:00 PM 59% EI Dad-o> or Firday Yesterday 2:27 PM Happy Tuesday dad. Let's get this bread I know it's Tuesday I have no idea what you're talking about when you say let's get this bread have you lost your brain in New York Today 3:00 PM Happy Wednesday my son let's get some toast Text Message
English Major @gabrielstill LMAOOO0O00 someone come get my dad l T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 3:00 PM 59% EI Dad-o> or Firday Yesterday 2:27 PM Happy Tuesday dad. Let's get this bread I know it's Tuesday I have no idea what you're talking about when you say let's get this bread have you lost your brain in New York Today 3:00 PM Happy Wednesday my son let's get some toast Text Message

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Well spotted, dad

@sleepybitchclub Inever regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this Pretty good Smoky eye
@sleepybitchclub Inever regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this Pretty good Smoky eye

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No I require room service

harley @Harlz_ My dad is so dramatic when l'm not home all day. 9:20 ull LTE Papi > Today 8:45 PM Good evening This is the hotel manager Will you be dinning in our lounge tonight. P.
harley @Harlz_ My dad is so dramatic when l'm not home all day. 9:20 ull LTE Papi > Today 8:45 PM Good evening This is the hotel manager Will you be dinning in our lounge tonight. P.

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That's a whole new level of dad joke

tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face
tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face

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So he's never used either one before?

My dad thought my bath bomb was a toilet cleaner
My dad thought my bath bomb was a toilet cleaner

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Me: *inches away slowly*

Dad one sees dad two: "oh no! here comes trouble!" Dad two: "oh boy they let you out of the house?!" Dads:
Dad one sees dad two: "oh no! here comes trouble!" Dad two: "oh boy they let you out of the house?!" Dads:

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Like the warmth of the sun

WHEN YOU TELLA DAD JOKE SO GOOD THAT EVEN YOUR WIFE LAUGHS AT IT
WHEN YOU TELLA DAD JOKE SO GOOD THAT EVEN YOUR WIFE LAUGHS AT IT

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for sure a book

Asked my dad for a Macbook Well played dad!
Asked my dad for a Macbook Well played dad!

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But I don't own socks dad...

Dad Level: 9000 @classicdadmoves Honeywell Sot 19 28 Hold Heal Run BEFORE TURNING HEAT ON: DO YOU? Have Socks ON rYE S NO OR ANY -LONG SLEEUE SHIRT: YES NO OREE CONBO UN DERNEAR /ANTS: YES NO SEE YOUR BREATH: NO YES NO HEAT ET NEEDED DRESSED
Dad Level: 9000 @classicdadmoves Honeywell Sot 19 28 Hold Heal Run BEFORE TURNING HEAT ON: DO YOU? Have Socks ON rYE S NO OR ANY -LONG SLEEUE SHIRT: YES NO OREE CONBO UN DERNEAR /ANTS: YES NO SEE YOUR BREATH: NO YES NO HEAT ET NEEDED DRESSED

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thank god

Nice tree dad! Are you going to put it up yourself? No I will put it up in the living room
Nice tree dad! Are you going to put it up yourself? No I will put it up in the living room

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Reddit

I posted something on here the other day and didn't get a single upvote I guess nobody Reddit.
I posted something on here the other day and didn't get a single upvote I guess nobody Reddit.

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Typo

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

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Diary

The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.

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dead thoughts

Croissant

What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.

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Hank Hill

Doctor to patient do you smoke? Patient: yes. Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes? Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
Doctor to patient do you smoke? Patient: yes. Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes? Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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Bald

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.

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