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Cold Calls

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls. ...

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls. ...

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That's Why

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

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Drop the Addy

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes How do you have a party in space? You planet.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes How do you have a party in space? You planet.

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Shh

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that's not funny, but he said it was an inside joke.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that's not funny, but he said it was an inside joke.

Down with the Pastry-Archy

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do we have pop tarts but not mom tarts? Because of the pastry-archy!

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Why do we have pop tarts but not mom tarts? Because of the pastry-archy!

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Aww

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian It was the least I could do for him.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian It was the least I could do for him.

Burn It

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette

I Could Feel It

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all.

Witches

Pun Hub There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween. IG: @PunHubOnline Exactly. Which is? ●00

Pun Hub There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween. IG: @PunHubOnline Exactly. Which is? ●00

White Knee

What most people see What colorblind people see

What most people see What colorblind people see

Clean Now

I used to be addicted to soap... But I'm clean now. DadSaysJokes

I used to be addicted to soap... But I'm clean now. DadSaysJokes

They're Bad Drivers

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

Ouch

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I was telling my son I married a trophy wife And he said i was a participation award husband.

Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I was telling my son I married a trophy wife And he said i was a participation award husband.

A Sound Investment

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife was livid when I told her I used all of our savings to buy stock in Bose. I told her to relax, it's a sound investment.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife was livid when I told her I used all of our savings to buy stock in Bose. I told her to relax, it's a sound investment.

Suit Yourself

Can I help sir? CAM Fine. Suit yourself. Just leave me alone. @PunHubOnline

Can I help sir? CAM Fine. Suit yourself. Just leave me alone. @PunHubOnline

Oop

Can you help get this stain out of my dress? 304 ** No, this time it's mayonnaise. exy www Come again? st @PunHubOnline

Can you help get this stain out of my dress? 304 ** No, this time it's mayonnaise. exy www Come again? st @PunHubOnline

Sigh

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf... I haven't heard from him since.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf... I haven't heard from him since.

Thyme is Cumin

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.. Haven't confronted her yet but the thyme is cumin.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.. Haven't confronted her yet but the thyme is cumin.

Mining

I'm gonna make you mine. @PunHubOnline Oh my god, Yes.

I'm gonna make you mine. @PunHubOnline Oh my god, Yes.

Oh Steve

Repeat after me... Is he serious? No, his name is Steve. After me. @Fro_Vo @PunHubOnline

Repeat after me... Is he serious? No, his name is Steve. After me. @Fro_Vo @PunHubOnline