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horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue livialaurel My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe" and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, it's f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord... Image has no home-can you help? via BFORBEL.COM

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IT'S FATHER'S DAY SO THANK A M------------

IT'S FATHER'S DAY SO THANK A M------------

doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

doubtful-seer horsesforfraublucher thedevilstongue olivialaurel smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." and I said, "it's that good?" and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, "no, its f------ close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away Oh my GOD Extreme dad jokes. Good lord..

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Barry Supportive

BARRY, OUR SON IS COMING DAD THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I TOLD YOU TO BE SUPPORTIVE OUT TO YOU TODAY DAD TO ME PLEASE BE SERIOUS IAM I AM RBARRY HE DOESN'T KNOW I TOLD YOU ALREADY MEET YOU GAY I AM BARRY STOP SAVING THAT SERIOUS SUPP BE SUPPORTIVE, OKAY? IM BARRY SERIOUS OF COURSE yODA CHEERUP Env»Ko.com by Enzo

BARRY, OUR SON IS COMING DAD THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I TOLD YOU TO BE SUPPORTIVE OUT TO YOU TODAY DAD TO ME PLEASE BE SERIOUS IAM I AM RBARRY HE DOESN'T KNOW I TOLD YOU ALREADY MEET YOU GAY I AM BARRY STOP SAVING THAT SERIOUS SUPP BE SUPPORTIVE, OKAY? IM BARRY SERIOUS OF COURSE yODA CHEERUP Env»Ko.com by Enzo

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DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

DADSVILLE ustyoutuberthings I'm home Hi home, I'm dad

Dad...I'm Kira Hi Kira, I'm Dad

Dad...I'm Kira Hi Kira, I'm Dad

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Son, I know this is my end... But before I die, I wanna give you this box It contains the answer to your existence B-but... this is a broken condom...

Son, I know this is my end... But before I die, I wanna give you this box It contains the answer to your existence B-but... this is a broken condom...

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CLASSIC DAD JOKES what? "higher"? let me off! Fig. The deliberate misunderstanding

CLASSIC DAD JOKES what? "higher"? let me off! Fig. The deliberate misunderstanding

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

Dad jokes be strange. It be true. Dad jokes rarely make ya laugh. But Dad thinks he don't stink. He just don't know. His jokes be so bad!

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Hey, Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Me: Dad where are we? Dad: In the car

Bad joke about quesadillas

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

ei Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please." Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

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"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry.' "Hello Hungry, I'm dad." Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" You're kidding me." "No, I'm dad."

My family was taking our grandmother back to a town in New Jersey On the way there we were discussing how we were getting there, and our grandmother remembers a town we have to pass through on the way there. The town is called Mahwah So she says, "Does this road go to Mahwah To which my dad replies, "It sure does, but it also went today and yesterday" If you don't get it, try reading it out loud

My family was taking our grandmother back to a town in New Jersey On the way there we were discussing how we were getting there, and our grandmother remembers a town we have to pass through on the way there. The town is called Mahwah So she says, "Does this road go to Mahwah To which my dad replies, "It sure does, but it also went today and yesterday" If you don't get it, try reading it out loud

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Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad: "Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: "How do you know?" Da "It left its tracks!" It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad humor

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument

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He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"