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Victor So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet. and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop The f--- did I just read memecenter.com Mame Centerae
Victor So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet. and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop The f--- did I just read memecenter.com Mame Centerae

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I am 23 years old and my boyfriend is 25. When ever we try to have sex instead of his penis going into my vagina, it goes up his body. I'm really scared Will we ever have babies? what the f--- did i just read. THE LOLBRARYcom/post/12064/
I am 23 years old and my boyfriend is 25. When ever we try to have sex instead of his penis going into my vagina, it goes up his body. I'm really scared Will we ever have babies? what the f--- did i just read. THE LOLBRARYcom/post/12064/

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Simple pranks to do on friends? Okay, so my friends are coming over to spend the night. Me, and Sammy wanna do a prank on emily who will be here in half an hour and we would REALLY like a good prank to do on her. please nothing messy and nothing that would make her hate us! thanks! ayanara... 1 month ago P Report Abuse Best Answer Chosen by Voters Get one of your guy friends to masturbate into a cup. Then when she falls asleep get a qtip, dip it in the cup, and rub it in her vagina. You need to be very careful so she stz21 wont wake up. She will get pregnant. 1 month ago Report Abuse 100% 1 Vote dafuq did i just read

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2011-08-010207 sometimes when im about to fart i hold it in and let it build up until i can't hold it in and then i fart into a big jar of jam then quikly close the lid and save it for moments ( when im upset or p----- so then later on i can open it and smell and it relaxes anyways 5 days after i farted in a jar my boyfriend was at my house for the first time and saw the empty jar and he opened it and sniffed it and he fainted J when he woke up he asked me what was in the jar and i didnt know what to say so i told him the truth and he hasnt spoken to me in a week im scared he wants to break up with me what should i do?! The f k did I just read? adofunncom failbook.com
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