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The Telegraph DV POPULAR SECTIONS Home News Court refuses trial by combat Twitter. 2K nacebook 47K -hare, 48K By David Sapsted 1201AM GMT A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a reasonable way to settle the matter Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had

Feminist Issue" Fatphobia in so many ways is about hating and policing women and our bodies, but what I've realized recently is that the fatphobia that fat men experience is also a result of misogyny. have found many themes that pointed to fatphobia toward men, at its roots, being about anxiety that men were becoming woman-like. Ultimately, I believe that the treatment of fat men is a feminist issue. http://everydayfeminism.com/2013/10/ fat-men-feminist-issue Timeline Photos 10 hours ago WhatDidIRead you should kill yourself

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. and finally ·DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: When I woke up, my peniś and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife. Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: It was an unfortunate accident.

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There's cynical, and then there's <i>this</i> guy. Holy crap - what <i>happened</i> to weld those <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JadeColoredGlasses">jade-tinted contacts</a> to his face?

Straight from the comments on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmN5pGFNEMk">Globus's "One Truth"</a>, I bring you <a href="https://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=YsQTlfpj892S3IHYe_VPysAZUKxPWmioikG1Gz5R7z4">the most pretentious bullcrap</a> I've seen since solarspawn was banned from DeviantART (I think I still have pictures of <i>his</i> bullcrap, and trust me, it's hilarious). Anyways, I crossed out the names to protect the identity of both the wannabe Socrates and the unwitting innocent guy who set him off; I did not censor my own name because, well, why bother?

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