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![Ancient Greek Hobo Starterpack top strap undone 'CARTHAGE DID NOTHING WRONG" Drinks wine from a barrel constantly defending spartan sexuality lives in athens despite being banished wears a laurel wreath like hes the f----- emperor sleeps in same wine barrel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/007/e6f.jpg)
![Ancient Greek Hobo Starterpack top strap undone 'CARTHAGE DID NOTHING WRONG" Drinks wine from a barrel constantly defending spartan sexuality lives in athens despite being banished wears a laurel wreath like hes the f----- emperor sleeps in same wine barrel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/007/e6f.jpg)
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/v/ on Diogenes
![Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)20:30:47 No.41983111322419831910 41983244922419832618 419833145 3419833356 >419838552 419840385 *419841504 419844832 419846767 gif (925 KB, 1200x832) >419816563 People forget the ideas of Diogenes regarding body and daily livelihood. Like most ancient philosophers he was fit as f---, but only ate enough to sustain himself, he walked naked because he wanted his body to be able to resist any kind of heat or cold, rain or sun. He refused to use a lantern because he wanted his eyes to be able to see in any kind of darkness. He basically only lived with the bare minimum There is this story about Diogenes drinking water with a plate in a fountain, but then a little kid came and used his hands to drink water from the fountain. Diogenes realized how stupid he had being until that moment, broke the plate in the ground and cursed all the gods e also had his ways to get money. He used to stand near whorehouses, and whenever omeone came to a w--------- he started yelling "HERE COMES ANON TO THEE HOREHOUSE AGAIN! ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" and stuff like that. He would nly stop if you gave him monev, and when he had enough money, he would go to the horehouse himself Truly one of the greatest men who ever lived Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:01:10 No.41983855232419838925 2419839413 22419844332 File: 348113 jpg (7 KB, 267x323) 419831113 >be poorfag incel >finally decide to go f--- a w---- because cant take being a virgin anvmore >walk up to the nearest w---- house >see diogenes sitting outside >"anon are you going to the w---------? Imao everyone look anon the village incel is going to lose it to a literal w----!" >f-f--- you diogenes just f--- off >"alright anon i will if you pay me" >give him the money, feel like an idiot and dont even have the money to f--- a w---- anvmore >see diogenes walking into the w---- house start sperging to get back at him >Everyone look ! diogenes is going to the w---------! >no one cares, everyone keeps walking by >some random guy shouts "everyone goes to the w--------- you dumb f-- >see diogenes smug face for a second before he goes into the w--------- >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/005/5d6.png)
![Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)20:30:47 No.41983111322419831910 41983244922419832618 419833145 3419833356 >419838552 419840385 *419841504 419844832 419846767 gif (925 KB, 1200x832) >419816563 People forget the ideas of Diogenes regarding body and daily livelihood. Like most ancient philosophers he was fit as f---, but only ate enough to sustain himself, he walked naked because he wanted his body to be able to resist any kind of heat or cold, rain or sun. He refused to use a lantern because he wanted his eyes to be able to see in any kind of darkness. He basically only lived with the bare minimum There is this story about Diogenes drinking water with a plate in a fountain, but then a little kid came and used his hands to drink water from the fountain. Diogenes realized how stupid he had being until that moment, broke the plate in the ground and cursed all the gods e also had his ways to get money. He used to stand near whorehouses, and whenever omeone came to a w--------- he started yelling "HERE COMES ANON TO THEE HOREHOUSE AGAIN! ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" and stuff like that. He would nly stop if you gave him monev, and when he had enough money, he would go to the horehouse himself Truly one of the greatest men who ever lived Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:01:10 No.41983855232419838925 2419839413 22419844332 File: 348113 jpg (7 KB, 267x323) 419831113 >be poorfag incel >finally decide to go f--- a w---- because cant take being a virgin anvmore >walk up to the nearest w---- house >see diogenes sitting outside >"anon are you going to the w---------? Imao everyone look anon the village incel is going to lose it to a literal w----!" >f-f--- you diogenes just f--- off >"alright anon i will if you pay me" >give him the money, feel like an idiot and dont even have the money to f--- a w---- anvmore >see diogenes walking into the w---- house start sperging to get back at him >Everyone look ! diogenes is going to the w---------! >no one cares, everyone keeps walking by >some random guy shouts "everyone goes to the w--------- you dumb f-- >see diogenes smug face for a second before he goes into the w--------- >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/005/5d6.png)
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Is It Gay to Love Traps?
![Is it gay to love traps? ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps ar women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps em Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, ths person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours. quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys, This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal body the true form of feminine a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly ga DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a f--- about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding- hymn of your right hand to any person you want?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/004/9d2.jpg)
![Is it gay to love traps? ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps ar women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps em Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, ths person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours. quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys, This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal body the true form of feminine a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly ga DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a f--- about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding- hymn of your right hand to any person you want?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/004/9d2.jpg)
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The first recorded troll in history
![The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target, Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful son. Don't hit your father.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/003/d65.jpg)
![The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target, Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful son. Don't hit your father.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/003/d65.jpg)
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Me_irl
![ME: Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public Take a s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! OTHER PHILOSOPHERS xLive in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/002/2e3.jpg)
![ME: Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public Take a s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! OTHER PHILOSOPHERS xLive in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/002/2e3.jpg)
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Diogenese is my Philoso-fu
![Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 07:34:17 No.17804 Report Quoted By: >>17859 >>19031 Diogenese is my Philoso-fu He revealed the true nature of humanity through his efforts rather than contemplating some far off idea. Cynicism reveals that all humans are flawed because we all have desire and desire is easily corrupted. All this regard we have for ourselves in society is silly- we must remember society itself is merely an illusion that humans create so they have something to do It's weird though I am a hard working person of Christian faith and I feel he hits home on so many things](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/993/6ad.jpg)
![Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 07:34:17 No.17804 Report Quoted By: >>17859 >>19031 Diogenese is my Philoso-fu He revealed the true nature of humanity through his efforts rather than contemplating some far off idea. Cynicism reveals that all humans are flawed because we all have desire and desire is easily corrupted. All this regard we have for ourselves in society is silly- we must remember society itself is merely an illusion that humans create so they have something to do It's weird though I am a hard working person of Christian faith and I feel he hits home on so many things](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/467/993/6ad.jpg)
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The original shitposter.
![Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 01:01:26 No.148146 >>145217 145238 Diogenes was the original shitposter.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/992/2c4.jpg)
![Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 01:01:26 No.148146 >>145217 145238 Diogenes was the original shitposter.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/467/992/2c4.jpg)
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Is Diogenes /ourguy/?
![Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2017 00:04:07 No.18669292 Quoted By: >>18669305 >>18669311 >>18669276 Is that king n---- Diogenes? Most based person in history, truly a qualifier for lourguy/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/991/494.jpg)
![Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2017 00:04:07 No.18669292 Quoted By: >>18669305 >>18669311 >>18669276 Is that king n---- Diogenes? Most based person in history, truly a qualifier for lourguy/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/467/991/494.jpg)
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The biggest shitposter in Ancient Hellas
![Report Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 08:11:16 No.428325 Quoted By: >>428331 >>442611 Diogenes was the biggest shitposter in Ancient Hellas >As Diogenes was sitting in his pot, Alexander approached him and asked him if there was anything he could give to the philosopher, who lived an existence in willing poverty. Diogenes, glancing up, exclaimed "Yes, get out of my sunlight. Do not take willingly from me that which you cannot give me freely" >Alexander continued to lavish Diogenes with praise, exclaiming "If I were not Alexander, I woulod wish to be Diogenes". To this, Diogenes responded "If I were not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes" >Upon entering the home of a wealthy man, the master asked Diogenes not to spit on his house or his possessions. Upon hearing this, Diogenes spat in the face of the master, claiming he could find no other place to expectorate. >Diogenes was once seen walking through the agora at day carrying a lit lamp. When asked about his actions, he claimed "I am looking for an honest man"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/986/1ec.jpg)
![Report Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 08:11:16 No.428325 Quoted By: >>428331 >>442611 Diogenes was the biggest shitposter in Ancient Hellas >As Diogenes was sitting in his pot, Alexander approached him and asked him if there was anything he could give to the philosopher, who lived an existence in willing poverty. Diogenes, glancing up, exclaimed "Yes, get out of my sunlight. Do not take willingly from me that which you cannot give me freely" >Alexander continued to lavish Diogenes with praise, exclaiming "If I were not Alexander, I woulod wish to be Diogenes". To this, Diogenes responded "If I were not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes" >Upon entering the home of a wealthy man, the master asked Diogenes not to spit on his house or his possessions. Upon hearing this, Diogenes spat in the face of the master, claiming he could find no other place to expectorate. >Diogenes was once seen walking through the agora at day carrying a lit lamp. When asked about his actions, he claimed "I am looking for an honest man"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/467/986/1ec.jpg)
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Alpha Diogenes
![Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 23:09:30 No.40399 >40279 >Naked chronic masturbating alpha standing up to the man Me Closet homosexual overrated as f--- beta YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/467/983/097.jpg)
![Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 23:09:30 No.40399 >40279 >Naked chronic masturbating alpha standing up to the man Me Closet homosexual overrated as f--- beta YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/467/983/097.jpg)
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Stand out of my sunlight
![Plato y can t you just be normal? ogenes *Masturbates' in public*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/466/930/319.jpg)
![Plato y can t you just be normal? ogenes *Masturbates' in public*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/466/930/319.jpg)
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