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Behold, an RPG!

Monster Hunter World:Iceborn is an RPG because: "All of your weapons and armor have numerical stats that show how they work. *Your long term goal in plaging is for those numbers to be bigger *Diffrent gear can be used to fit diffrent playstyles. BEHOLD! AN RPG!- akg PAYDAY2 18 VERKILLEaAME erik भ
Monster Hunter World:Iceborn is an RPG because: "All of your weapons and armor have numerical stats that show how they work. *Your long term goal in plaging is for those numbers to be bigger *Diffrent gear can be used to fit diffrent playstyles. BEHOLD! AN RPG!- akg PAYDAY2 18 VERKILLEaAME erik भ

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What a nice featherless biped

ВЕНOLD А MAN
ВЕНOLD А MAN

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A featherless biped

File: 73088098 1021507272603622(jpg (12 KB , 459x329) Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)17:10:29 No. 123096396 123096503 123096661>123096723 > 123096724>123096927 >123097133>123058754>>123098902>>123098961>123099065 >123099102>123099171>>123099232 123099332123099487 123099584123103210>123103222>>123104159 123104540 >123108078123109584>123109647123110167>123110369 123111644 123114051123115260123115663 >Are you finished? I mean there's so much self-pity from you, Diogenes, it's almost like you're making excuses for urinating on those banqueters. Not everyone, andI can tell you this, not everyone is dishonest. >You're dishonest, Plato Me? I'm dishonest? Oh yeah, how am l dishonest? >Saying there are Forms beyond what our senses can perceive. Saying the physical world isn't real and is only reflections of those Forms. You just wanted to spout unfalsifiable b-------. You're just like the Sophists >You don't know the first thing about my metaphysics, pal. Look what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are Cynics out there. Two women are traumatized after they saw you masturbating in the marketplace and you're laughing. You're laughing You spat in a respected citizen's face today because you said it was the only unclean place in his house know.. How about another joke, Plato? l think we've heard enough of your jokes What do you get don't think so when you cross a Socrates gone mad with an ACADEMY full of IDIOTS who think CALLING A MAN A FEATHERLESS BIPED IS CLEVER? Call the rod-bearers, Aristotle! ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET. YOU GET WHAT YOU F------ DESERVE Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)17:12:48 No. 123096503 >>123096396 (OP) Best post on /tv/ in years
File: 73088098 1021507272603622(jpg (12 KB , 459x329) Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)17:10:29 No. 123096396 123096503 123096661>123096723 > 123096724>123096927 >123097133>123058754>>123098902>>123098961>123099065 >123099102>123099171>>123099232 123099332123099487 123099584123103210>123103222>>123104159 123104540 >123108078123109584>123109647123110167>123110369 123111644 123114051123115260123115663 >Are you finished? I mean there's so much self-pity from you, Diogenes, it's almost like you're making excuses for urinating on those banqueters. Not everyone, andI can tell you this, not everyone is dishonest. >You're dishonest, Plato Me? I'm dishonest? Oh yeah, how am l dishonest? >Saying there are Forms beyond what our senses can perceive. Saying the physical world isn't real and is only reflections of those Forms. You just wanted to spout unfalsifiable b-------. You're just like the Sophists >You don't know the first thing about my metaphysics, pal. Look what happened because of what you did. What it led to. There are Cynics out there. Two women are traumatized after they saw you masturbating in the marketplace and you're laughing. You're laughing You spat in a respected citizen's face today because you said it was the only unclean place in his house know.. How about another joke, Plato? l think we've heard enough of your jokes What do you get don't think so when you cross a Socrates gone mad with an ACADEMY full of IDIOTS who think CALLING A MAN A FEATHERLESS BIPED IS CLEVER? Call the rod-bearers, Aristotle! ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET. YOU GET WHAT YOU F------ DESERVE Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)17:12:48 No. 123096503 >>123096396 (OP) Best post on /tv/ in years

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thoodleoo studying ancient greek philosophy the expectation: the reality: plato: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed diogenes: vour mom suck me good and hard thru my iorts

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Plato is a meme

Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)21:34:52 No.5763418 Feathers >be Plato >wake up in Greek bathhouse surrounded Biped by drunk, sweaty men jerking off in the open inhale deeply ah veah. Civilization come up with smartest idea in history his is a man 44 KB JPG while watching a squat, hairy man grunting in concentration, assaulting his 3" c--- philosophy.cuneiformtablet rush to public forum >skin is pruny af students there laugh and say my skin looks like a diseased fruit mumble some s--- about man being anything featherless and bipedal mangy looking beggar in piss stained robes saunters up with a naked chicken he f------ plucked a live chicken allmywut.ambrosia sets it on the ground "Behold! Plato's Man!" students start murmuring calling me a dumbasS just stand there. Spaghetti oozing from robes beggar gives crowd a gap toothed cackle f------ Diogenes
Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)21:34:52 No.5763418 Feathers >be Plato >wake up in Greek bathhouse surrounded Biped by drunk, sweaty men jerking off in the open inhale deeply ah veah. Civilization come up with smartest idea in history his is a man 44 KB JPG while watching a squat, hairy man grunting in concentration, assaulting his 3" c--- philosophy.cuneiformtablet rush to public forum >skin is pruny af students there laugh and say my skin looks like a diseased fruit mumble some s--- about man being anything featherless and bipedal mangy looking beggar in piss stained robes saunters up with a naked chicken he f------ plucked a live chicken allmywut.ambrosia sets it on the ground "Behold! Plato's Man!" students start murmuring calling me a dumbasS just stand there. Spaghetti oozing from robes beggar gives crowd a gap toothed cackle f------ Diogenes

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He said what ?

Hey Diogenes, Plato says man is a featherless biped
Hey Diogenes, Plato says man is a featherless biped

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Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)20:30:47 No.41983111322419831910 41983244922419832618 419833145 3419833356 >419838552 419840385 *419841504 419844832 419846767 gif (925 KB, 1200x832) >419816563 People forget the ideas of Diogenes regarding body and daily livelihood. Like most ancient philosophers he was fit as f---, but only ate enough to sustain himself, he walked naked because he wanted his body to be able to resist any kind of heat or cold, rain or sun. He refused to use a lantern because he wanted his eyes to be able to see in any kind of darkness. He basically only lived with the bare minimum There is this story about Diogenes drinking water with a plate in a fountain, but then a little kid came and used his hands to drink water from the fountain. Diogenes realized how stupid he had being until that moment, broke the plate in the ground and cursed all the gods e also had his ways to get money. He used to stand near whorehouses, and whenever omeone came to a w--------- he started yelling "HERE COMES ANON TO THEE HOREHOUSE AGAIN! ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" and stuff like that. He would nly stop if you gave him monev, and when he had enough money, he would go to the horehouse himself Truly one of the greatest men who ever lived Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:01:10 No.41983855232419838925 2419839413 22419844332 File: 348113 jpg (7 KB, 267x323) 419831113 >be poorfag incel >finally decide to go f--- a w---- because cant take being a virgin anvmore >walk up to the nearest w---- house >see diogenes sitting outside >"anon are you going to the w---------? Imao everyone look anon the village incel is going to lose it to a literal w----!" >f-f--- you diogenes just f--- off >"alright anon i will if you pay me" >give him the money, feel like an idiot and dont even have the money to f--- a w---- anvmore >see diogenes walking into the w---- house start sperging to get back at him >Everyone look ! diogenes is going to the w---------! >no one cares, everyone keeps walking by >some random guy shouts "everyone goes to the w--------- you dumb f-- >see diogenes smug face for a second before he goes into the w--------- >mfw
Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)20:30:47 No.41983111322419831910 41983244922419832618 419833145 3419833356 >419838552 419840385 *419841504 419844832 419846767 gif (925 KB, 1200x832) >419816563 People forget the ideas of Diogenes regarding body and daily livelihood. Like most ancient philosophers he was fit as f---, but only ate enough to sustain himself, he walked naked because he wanted his body to be able to resist any kind of heat or cold, rain or sun. He refused to use a lantern because he wanted his eyes to be able to see in any kind of darkness. He basically only lived with the bare minimum There is this story about Diogenes drinking water with a plate in a fountain, but then a little kid came and used his hands to drink water from the fountain. Diogenes realized how stupid he had being until that moment, broke the plate in the ground and cursed all the gods e also had his ways to get money. He used to stand near whorehouses, and whenever omeone came to a w--------- he started yelling "HERE COMES ANON TO THEE HOREHOUSE AGAIN! ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK" and stuff like that. He would nly stop if you gave him monev, and when he had enough money, he would go to the horehouse himself Truly one of the greatest men who ever lived Anonymous 06/11/18(Mon)21:01:10 No.41983855232419838925 2419839413 22419844332 File: 348113 jpg (7 KB, 267x323) 419831113 >be poorfag incel >finally decide to go f--- a w---- because cant take being a virgin anvmore >walk up to the nearest w---- house >see diogenes sitting outside >"anon are you going to the w---------? Imao everyone look anon the village incel is going to lose it to a literal w----!" >f-f--- you diogenes just f--- off >"alright anon i will if you pay me" >give him the money, feel like an idiot and dont even have the money to f--- a w---- anvmore >see diogenes walking into the w---- house start sperging to get back at him >Everyone look ! diogenes is going to the w---------! >no one cares, everyone keeps walking by >some random guy shouts "everyone goes to the w--------- you dumb f-- >see diogenes smug face for a second before he goes into the w--------- >mfw

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Is It Gay to Love Traps?

Is it gay to love traps? ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps ar women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps em Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, ths person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours. quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys, This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal body the true form of feminine a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly ga DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a f--- about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding- hymn of your right hand to any person you want?"
Is it gay to love traps? ARISTOTLE: "Suppose, for the sake of argument, that traps were just a species within the genus of women, just as "tall women" are. This would mean that traps ar women, which makes it not gay for a man to love them However, insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of PLATO: "For a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps em Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire a statue of a woman, but we would women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them, for the never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of differentia of a trap is the quality of "having been raised the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are exclusion of women of other heights, we would say that some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, ths person is a lover of "tallness". Likewise, if one were to and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as love trap-women, to the exclusion of other women, we being gay at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were would say that this person is a lover of the differentiating to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours. quality of traps, which is "having been raised as boys, This love is something which has its timeless origin in the and hence that this person is straight in some ways, but domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated also gay. For it is the differences between species from in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, which we derive our definitions. So long as the distinction for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal body the true form of feminine a boy". If one were to be a lover of tall women to the between trap-women and non-trap-women exists, it must be at least a little gay to love traps. And if it is at least a little bit gay to love traps, then it is certainly ga DIOGENES: "Lmao dude, who giveth a f--- about gender-distinctions when you can celebrate the wedding- hymn of your right hand to any person you want?"

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Behold a Man

just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology- based phylogeny. castiel-for-king "leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv "leans over and whispers back Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming BEHOLD A MAN! Source: just-shower-th.. 150,606 notes
just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology- based phylogeny. castiel-for-king "leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv "leans over and whispers back Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming BEHOLD A MAN! Source: just-shower-th.. 150,606 notes

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The first recorded troll in history

The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target, Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful son. Don't hit your father.
The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target, Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful son. Don't hit your father.

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When I grow old, I want to be just like Diogenes

Once upon a time, Bowsette The Smug went to visit Diogenes, The Cynic, in his barrel. She offered him anything his heart desired, For she was rich and hot. Diogenes simply replied, with desdain: "I would like you to step aside. You are blocking the Tsun."
Once upon a time, Bowsette The Smug went to visit Diogenes, The Cynic, in his barrel. She offered him anything his heart desired, For she was rich and hot. Diogenes simply replied, with desdain: "I would like you to step aside. You are blocking the Tsun."

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Now that I think of it...... does Socrates counts as the very first troll in human history? Diogenes was

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ME: Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public Take a s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! OTHER PHILOSOPHERS xLive in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight
ME: Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public Take a s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! OTHER PHILOSOPHERS xLive in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight

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Fuck All Philosophy

ratsofftoya f--- all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach ratsofftoya In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face Diogenes of Sinope direct action t-nwo How about just being polite &going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you? ratsofftoya how about you eat my s--- and hain Source: ratsofftoya
ratsofftoya f--- all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach ratsofftoya In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face Diogenes of Sinope direct action t-nwo How about just being polite &going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you? ratsofftoya how about you eat my s--- and hain Source: ratsofftoya

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No.236424158 47 minuti fa 236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture Suddenly, the door swings open it's Diogenes 25 minutes late to class s"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something? >"He's so weird" Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his Knee up and down He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk Everybody turns around and looks Plato stops talking Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through "Oh God, not again Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken B-behold, a m-m-man! His voice breaking Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply
No.236424158 47 minuti fa 236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture Suddenly, the door swings open it's Diogenes 25 minutes late to class s"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something? >"He's so weird" Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his Knee up and down He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk Everybody turns around and looks Plato stops talking Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through "Oh God, not again Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken B-behold, a m-m-man! His voice breaking Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply

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I spent way too much time on this shitty meme

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know the difference Diogenes Dio gene:s

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Stand out of my sunlight

Plato y can t you just be normal? ogenes *Masturbates' in public*
Plato y can t you just be normal? ogenes *Masturbates' in public*

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