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On an unrelated note, anyone know where I can find a dolphin?


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GeneralQuacker1 Yesterday at 3:19 AM र So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin p---- jelly. Scientists were like "h--------, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death Bingus... you need some f------ help Yesterday at 4:29 PM fez Yesterday at 4:32 PM Sounds like you need some dolphin jelly Posted in r/memes e reddit
GeneralQuacker1 Yesterday at 3:19 AM र So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin p---- jelly. Scientists were like "h--------, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death Bingus... you need some f------ help Yesterday at 4:29 PM fez Yesterday at 4:32 PM Sounds like you need some dolphin jelly Posted in r/memes e reddit

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin P---- Jelly. Scientists were like H--------, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death. 12h Like Reply 45
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin P---- Jelly. Scientists were like H--------, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death. 12h Like Reply 45

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin P---- Jelly. Scientists were like, H--------, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death. Edit & Tag people O Add description +) Tweet -596
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin P---- Jelly. Scientists were like, H--------, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death. Edit & Tag people O Add description +) Tweet -596

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They did a study where they swabbed dolphin p---- juice on a monkey's d---, and the monkey came so hard that-he had a heart attack and died. Did you know that dolphin p---- juice makes male dolphins c-- extra hard? Hey, where are you going? Isn't that cool?
They did a study where they swabbed dolphin p---- juice on a monkey's d---, and the monkey came so hard that-he had a heart attack and died. Did you know that dolphin p---- juice makes male dolphins c-- extra hard? Hey, where are you going? Isn't that cool?

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