A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
![APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/463/070/b0e.png)
![APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/463/070/b0e.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
M. Bison's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on fucking Chun Li
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#sf2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/785/045.png)
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#sf2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/785/045.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Bowser's a bitch ass motherfucker
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#smw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/783/cc2.png)
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#smw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/783/cc2.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
eggman pisses on the moon in comic form
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
How do you like that, Obama!
![https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/as4ywz/how_do_you_like_that_obama/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/215/fc5.png)
![https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/as4ywz/how_do_you_like_that_obama/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/215/fc5.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Squidward
![SlamGrene Follow @slam Grene "I've come to make an announcement: The NFL's a bitchass m-----------." 10:48 PM -3 Feb 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/068/b37.png)
![SlamGrene Follow @slam Grene "I've come to make an announcement: The NFL's a bitchass m-----------." 10:48 PM -3 Feb 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/068/b37.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Siivagunner
![CorBond @CorBond Follow I've come to make an announcement: Youtube's a bitch-ass m-----------. They p----- on my f------ channel I AN GREAT. I Ia 1:40 PM- 4 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/067/25e.png)
![CorBond @CorBond Follow I've come to make an announcement: Youtube's a bitch-ass m-----------. They p----- on my f------ channel I AN GREAT. I Ia 1:40 PM- 4 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/067/25e.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Super Wario Piss
![Za Wario @Za_Wario 've come to make an announcement Mario's a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his grimey italian d--- out, and he p----- on my f------ wife. And he said that his d--- was "like a Mega Mushroom" and I said that's disgusting. 5:16 PM-26 Jan 2019 so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Super Mario, you've got a small d---, it's the size of a Mini Mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO ENHANCEMENTS, NO FUZZIES. Look at that, it looks like two bob-ombs and a piranha plant. He f----- my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f--- PEACH THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER WARIO PISS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/065/7e3.png)
![Za Wario @Za_Wario 've come to make an announcement Mario's a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his grimey italian d--- out, and he p----- on my f------ wife. And he said that his d--- was "like a Mega Mushroom" and I said that's disgusting. 5:16 PM-26 Jan 2019 so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Super Mario, you've got a small d---, it's the size of a Mini Mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO ENHANCEMENTS, NO FUZZIES. Look at that, it looks like two bob-ombs and a piranha plant. He f----- my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f--- PEACH THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER WARIO PISS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/065/7e3.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Time to take a piss
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/063/619.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/063/619.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Coming this Fall
![SEGA SHADOW P----- on my F------ Wife Available November 16](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/060/de6.jpg)
![SEGA SHADOW P----- on my F------ Wife Available November 16](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/060/de6.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Eggman has a very special announcement
![Nintendo Direct GD SWITCH Dr. Eggman has his own announcment!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/460/734/a3c.jpg)
![Nintendo Direct GD SWITCH Dr. Eggman has his own announcment!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/460/734/a3c.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
I've come to make an announcement: Ana Amari's a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wi...
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/448/167/ebb.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/448/167/ebb.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Full version of matrixpichu's post
![Full version of this post by matrixpichu:
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/447/121/0fb.png)
![Full version of this post by matrixpichu:
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/447/121/0fb.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
"He said his light was this big!"
![Based on the Sonic Adventure video by Snapscube](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/446/864/242.jpg)
![Based on the Sonic Adventure video by Snapscube](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta