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cantaloupe melon into my anus because (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, Today I attempted to insert a whole the local shops had run out of apricots breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to s--- it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots Further experimentation will be require d of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

today📆 i attempted to insert☝️ a whole👐 cantaloupe🍈 melon🍈 into my anus☁️ because the local shops🏬 had run out of apricots🍊 (i buy a lot). using about a gallon of butter🧈

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