2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine - Images
Because it worked SO well the first time...
![IStories: Russia's government plans new offensive on Ukraine in spring, is prepared to lose up to 100,000 servicemen HI f----- do it again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/485/129/055.png)
![IStories: Russia's government plans new offensive on Ukraine in spring, is prepared to lose up to 100,000 servicemen HI f----- do it again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/485/129/055.png)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Mission accomplished
![Because NATO, an organization that regularly conducts massive winter exercises and has multiple arctic bases, would never bother to check if its equipment can hold up to the cold. Checkmate, westoids!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/484/594/f3a.png)
![Because NATO, an organization that regularly conducts massive winter exercises and has multiple arctic bases, would never bother to check if its equipment can hold up to the cold. Checkmate, westoids!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/484/594/f3a.png)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Satanic, Semen-Sucking, Bio-Engineered, Ukrainian Combat Mosquitoes
![The title is only half a joke, but only because the Russians didn't elaborate on how these mutant mosquitos <a href="https://tsn.ua/en/ato/novel-military-tool-russia-issued-a-statement-about-research-of-combat-insects-and-combat-bats-in-ukraine-that-allegedly-will-be-used-against-invaders-video-2190016.html">will render their soldiers impotent</a>.
I'm also confused as to why they named Newcastle Disease as one of the diseases they thought Ukraine would use, as that's primarily passed onto humans by birds s------- on them, people deliberately coming into contact with a large amount of bird s--- or picking up dead infected birds with your bare hands.
Soup's S----- Translation:
<i>Object #45: Pavlik</i>
<i>Let me out! I'm going to tear up Zara!</i>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/483/938/bbb.jpg)
![The title is only half a joke, but only because the Russians didn't elaborate on how these mutant mosquitos <a href="https://tsn.ua/en/ato/novel-military-tool-russia-issued-a-statement-about-research-of-combat-insects-and-combat-bats-in-ukraine-that-allegedly-will-be-used-against-invaders-video-2190016.html">will render their soldiers impotent</a>.
I'm also confused as to why they named Newcastle Disease as one of the diseases they thought Ukraine would use, as that's primarily passed onto humans by birds s------- on them, people deliberately coming into contact with a large amount of bird s--- or picking up dead infected birds with your bare hands.
Soup's S----- Translation:
<i>Object #45: Pavlik</i>
<i>Let me out! I'm going to tear up Zara!</i>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/483/938/bbb.jpg)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Galaxy brain move from Mr. Putler
![WE HAVE A VERY SERIOUS DEMOGRAPHIC PROBLEM IN RUSSIA ! SO LETS START A WAR TO MAKE IT WORSE. 14 Putin orders 'partial' mobilization of 300,000 troops and rattles nuclear saber RUSSIA'S TOTAL LOSSES FROM FEB 24 TO NOV 23 personnel - 85 410 (+410) An upper estimate is for 700,000 Russians to have fled conscription since it was announced. Many went to Kazakhstan, Serbia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, Georgia, and Finland.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/483/647/a21.jpg)
![WE HAVE A VERY SERIOUS DEMOGRAPHIC PROBLEM IN RUSSIA ! SO LETS START A WAR TO MAKE IT WORSE. 14 Putin orders 'partial' mobilization of 300,000 troops and rattles nuclear saber RUSSIA'S TOTAL LOSSES FROM FEB 24 TO NOV 23 personnel - 85 410 (+410) An upper estimate is for 700,000 Russians to have fled conscription since it was announced. Many went to Kazakhstan, Serbia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, Georgia, and Finland.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/483/647/a21.jpg)
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"Holy" my foot
![RUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR State Duma member imgflip.com oranTENAN PYCODOS Boris Chernyshov These retaliatory strikes and they are retaliatory RUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR oraTENAR PYCODOHR State Duma member PUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR BUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR Boris Chernyshov It's an expression of our hatred, our holy hatred 28.09 DUDE, ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/481/346/d4b.jpg)
![RUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR State Duma member imgflip.com oranTENAN PYCODOS Boris Chernyshov These retaliatory strikes and they are retaliatory RUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR oraTENAR PYCODOHR State Duma member PUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR BUSSIAN MEDIA MONITOR Boris Chernyshov It's an expression of our hatred, our holy hatred 28.09 DUDE, ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/481/346/d4b.jpg)
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"We have Vladimir Makarov at home", or the kind of permaconvict fuckstick that wants to keep Russia ...
![1/ Yevgeny Prigozhin, the head of the notorious Wagner mercenary group, says that he is not currently recruiting anally r---- prisoners but wants to create a separate "c--- division" to ensure that other convict separate "c--- division 9/ We recommended the formation of a separate "c--- division" for the which will undoubtedly show high morale. "All societies have certain rules by which they live. For example, in America it is customary for men to f--- each other in the ass. some African tribes, men put their pricks in dried bean plant shells, cocks' machine-gun squad". They are not to be touched (except when they are being r----). 8/ Life in war dictates new conditions and it is not clear whether it is too shabby to feed a "c---" with a machine gun ammunition belt or bandage a wounded "lowered". In order to avoid these inconveniences, we do not take "cocks" into the Wagner PMC. In short, there are no "cocks" among the fighters of PMC "Wagner",](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/481/258/6d8.jpg)
![1/ Yevgeny Prigozhin, the head of the notorious Wagner mercenary group, says that he is not currently recruiting anally r---- prisoners but wants to create a separate "c--- division" to ensure that other convict separate "c--- division 9/ We recommended the formation of a separate "c--- division" for the which will undoubtedly show high morale. "All societies have certain rules by which they live. For example, in America it is customary for men to f--- each other in the ass. some African tribes, men put their pricks in dried bean plant shells, cocks' machine-gun squad". They are not to be touched (except when they are being r----). 8/ Life in war dictates new conditions and it is not clear whether it is too shabby to feed a "c---" with a machine gun ammunition belt or bandage a wounded "lowered". In order to avoid these inconveniences, we do not take "cocks" into the Wagner PMC. In short, there are no "cocks" among the fighters of PMC "Wagner",](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/481/258/6d8.jpg)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine
dman Poland | /r/dankmemes
![Poland after getting hit by both Russia and Ukraine y tho made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/481/211/12c.jpg)
![Poland after getting hit by both Russia and Ukraine y tho made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/481/211/12c.jpg)
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How to prepare for war
![PHASE 0: RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT R&D engineers in Russia are not particularly well paid, many are quite old • But they're capable of miracles Imagine they produce 'fortress' a new, highly effective body armour system that can defeat most threats ● ● One snag - a poorly paid member of the team sells all the specs and a sample to a lovely American in sunglasses • But the design goes forward and prototypes are shown PHASE 1: PROCUREMENT ● • But competitors have a cheaper, inferior product "Stalinium" • Those competitors can afford to offer their product at the same price - while also having room in the budget for a major kickback Fortress is budgeted as a future armour replacement program ● • Kickback can be ownership arrangements, not just cash • Stalinium goes into production PHASE 2: PRODUCTION & ORDERING ● ● Time for units to start equipping with Stalinium But why should we not profit like the higher ups do? ● Maybe the officer paid a bribe to secure the post – have turn a profit Cut a deal / divert funds • We have heaps of good old "Shitbox-1980" sets from the cold war around, give the troops those! PHASE 3: SUPPLY PHASE • Shitbox-1980 sets begin arriving at the supply bases Those plates go for a solid $1,000 on the open market Supply officers start removing the plates and flogging them online • There is some crap lying around, maybe just tell the dumb grunts that 'we're short' · Telnyashka are bulletproof right? PHASE 4: THE UNIT LEVEL • Private Conscriptovic receives his set of sheet metal in a Shitbox-1980 carrier • He would very much like to be able to afford something that can stop at least a musket ball • Time to find funds for something better • A few extra rubles for food and a good time wouldn't hurt • After all, the leaders are all criminals right? • Steal everything that isn't nailed down Why bother doing more than required? PHASE 5: THE FRONT Conscriptovic is in a hard place • The reserve vehicles won't start because someone stole the wiring • The ammo is ancient & someone sold the fuel • His colleagues in their ancient armour are getting slaughtered • NATO has rolled out an armour defeating cartridge matched against "Fortress" • The commander is a political appointee • And all of this is happening for $30-900 a month • So you know what, time to loot a few homes • The loot is then stolen by the logistics staff • Whatever happens, Conscriptovic loses СП10 PATHA 2 МИЦА hav-4 Russian troops in Ukraine resort to crowdsourcing equipment as soldiers ask parents to pay for body armour Evidence is growing that poor morale, fuelled by factors such as shoddy or non-existent equipment, is one of the factors hobbling Vladimir Putin's attempted invasion of Ukraine 10 елате AFP bb:01:EOS 0261-61-21](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/481/075/b83.png)
![PHASE 0: RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT R&D engineers in Russia are not particularly well paid, many are quite old • But they're capable of miracles Imagine they produce 'fortress' a new, highly effective body armour system that can defeat most threats ● ● One snag - a poorly paid member of the team sells all the specs and a sample to a lovely American in sunglasses • But the design goes forward and prototypes are shown PHASE 1: PROCUREMENT ● • But competitors have a cheaper, inferior product "Stalinium" • Those competitors can afford to offer their product at the same price - while also having room in the budget for a major kickback Fortress is budgeted as a future armour replacement program ● • Kickback can be ownership arrangements, not just cash • Stalinium goes into production PHASE 2: PRODUCTION & ORDERING ● ● Time for units to start equipping with Stalinium But why should we not profit like the higher ups do? ● Maybe the officer paid a bribe to secure the post – have turn a profit Cut a deal / divert funds • We have heaps of good old "Shitbox-1980" sets from the cold war around, give the troops those! PHASE 3: SUPPLY PHASE • Shitbox-1980 sets begin arriving at the supply bases Those plates go for a solid $1,000 on the open market Supply officers start removing the plates and flogging them online • There is some crap lying around, maybe just tell the dumb grunts that 'we're short' · Telnyashka are bulletproof right? PHASE 4: THE UNIT LEVEL • Private Conscriptovic receives his set of sheet metal in a Shitbox-1980 carrier • He would very much like to be able to afford something that can stop at least a musket ball • Time to find funds for something better • A few extra rubles for food and a good time wouldn't hurt • After all, the leaders are all criminals right? • Steal everything that isn't nailed down Why bother doing more than required? PHASE 5: THE FRONT Conscriptovic is in a hard place • The reserve vehicles won't start because someone stole the wiring • The ammo is ancient & someone sold the fuel • His colleagues in their ancient armour are getting slaughtered • NATO has rolled out an armour defeating cartridge matched against "Fortress" • The commander is a political appointee • And all of this is happening for $30-900 a month • So you know what, time to loot a few homes • The loot is then stolen by the logistics staff • Whatever happens, Conscriptovic loses СП10 PATHA 2 МИЦА hav-4 Russian troops in Ukraine resort to crowdsourcing equipment as soldiers ask parents to pay for body armour Evidence is growing that poor morale, fuelled by factors such as shoddy or non-existent equipment, is one of the factors hobbling Vladimir Putin's attempted invasion of Ukraine 10 елате AFP bb:01:EOS 0261-61-21](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/481/075/b83.png)
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Mental gymnastics
![Ukraine Supporter MENTAL GYMNASTICS Ukraine is being unjustly invaded by an autocracy, so they should fight back. AMERIKKKAN IMPERIALISTS THEY/THEM GLOBOHOMO MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX NATO EXPANSIONISM RIGHTFUL TERRITORY VATNIK MENTAL GYMNASTICS REVERSE THE WORLD ORDER NEW MULTIPOLAR MISTAKE OF KHRUSHCHEV PROTECT DONBAS RUSSIANS K 10,000 LUCIFERITE JEWNAZIS OF ZELENSKY RUSSOCIDAL BIOLABS UKRAINE? SOUNDS FAKE, YOU MADE THAT UP SOVIET REUNIFICATION U](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/481/053/ca6.png)
![Ukraine Supporter MENTAL GYMNASTICS Ukraine is being unjustly invaded by an autocracy, so they should fight back. AMERIKKKAN IMPERIALISTS THEY/THEM GLOBOHOMO MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX NATO EXPANSIONISM RIGHTFUL TERRITORY VATNIK MENTAL GYMNASTICS REVERSE THE WORLD ORDER NEW MULTIPOLAR MISTAKE OF KHRUSHCHEV PROTECT DONBAS RUSSIANS K 10,000 LUCIFERITE JEWNAZIS OF ZELENSKY RUSSOCIDAL BIOLABS UKRAINE? SOUNDS FAKE, YOU MADE THAT UP SOVIET REUNIFICATION U](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/481/053/ca6.png)
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Intel Flava Z on recent events
![Intel Slava Z Chronicle of undeclared Ukrainian aggression against NATO. 1. March 2 - Ukrainian S-300 air defense system destroyed a Romanian MiG-21 fighter. The pilot is dead. 2. March 2 - Ukrainian air defense shot down a Romanian military transport helicopter Mi-8, which flew out to look for a MiG-21 fighter shot down by Ukraine. 3. March 3 - Estonian bulk carrier Helt was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine off the coast of Odessa. Four people are missing. 4. March 10 - Ukrainian UAV Tu-141 "Swift" attacked Zagreb. Luckily, no one died. 5. March 13 - Ukrainian Volkssturm shot down the car of an American journalist from the New York Times, Brent Reno, in the Irpen region, who, according to Iranian intelligence services, worked as a CIA officer in Iraq. 6. September 9- a Romanian minesweeper was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine near Constanta. Luckily, there were no fatalities. 7. November 9 - A Turkish boat was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine off the coast of Turkey. Luckily, no one died. 8. November 15- The Ukrainian S-300 air defense system attacked Poland, destroying 2 Polish citizens and a tractor trailer. Under the guise of a war with Russia, Ukraine is waging a hybrid war against NATO! Boris rozhin t.me/intelslava/41228 115.6K Nov 16 at 21:30](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/480/274/50c.png)
![Intel Slava Z Chronicle of undeclared Ukrainian aggression against NATO. 1. March 2 - Ukrainian S-300 air defense system destroyed a Romanian MiG-21 fighter. The pilot is dead. 2. March 2 - Ukrainian air defense shot down a Romanian military transport helicopter Mi-8, which flew out to look for a MiG-21 fighter shot down by Ukraine. 3. March 3 - Estonian bulk carrier Helt was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine off the coast of Odessa. Four people are missing. 4. March 10 - Ukrainian UAV Tu-141 "Swift" attacked Zagreb. Luckily, no one died. 5. March 13 - Ukrainian Volkssturm shot down the car of an American journalist from the New York Times, Brent Reno, in the Irpen region, who, according to Iranian intelligence services, worked as a CIA officer in Iraq. 6. September 9- a Romanian minesweeper was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine near Constanta. Luckily, there were no fatalities. 7. November 9 - A Turkish boat was blown up by a Ukrainian naval mine off the coast of Turkey. Luckily, no one died. 8. November 15- The Ukrainian S-300 air defense system attacked Poland, destroying 2 Polish citizens and a tractor trailer. Under the guise of a war with Russia, Ukraine is waging a hybrid war against NATO! Boris rozhin t.me/intelslava/41228 115.6K Nov 16 at 21:30](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/480/274/50c.png)
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Pro-Russian accounts before commenting
![CHEER ON THE WAR CRIMES COMMITTED IN URAINE CLAIM THAT UKRAINE WAS BEHIND WAR CRIMES JHKE-CLARK TUMBLR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/928/e88.png)
![CHEER ON THE WAR CRIMES COMMITTED IN URAINE CLAIM THAT UKRAINE WAS BEHIND WAR CRIMES JHKE-CLARK TUMBLR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/928/e88.png)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine
O, kurwa
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/650/ead.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/650/ead.jpg)
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It was an accident | /r/dankmemes
![BREAKING: Ukrainian soldier who fired missiles into Poland identified](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/613/27b.jpg)
![BREAKING: Ukrainian soldier who fired missiles into Poland identified](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/613/27b.jpg)
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It's better this way I suppose | /r/dankmemes
![2 missiles land in Poland What? Russia, no! Sorry, force of habit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/612/c31.jpg)
![2 missiles land in Poland What? Russia, no! Sorry, force of habit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/612/c31.jpg)
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It be like that though | /r/dankmemes
![NATO WIPING UKRAINE OFF THE MAP AFTER THEY ACCIDENTALLY BOMB POLAND](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/418/cb8.jpg)
![NATO WIPING UKRAINE OFF THE MAP AFTER THEY ACCIDENTALLY BOMB POLAND](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/418/cb8.jpg)
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It’s sad that this was the best outcome possible | /r/dankmemes
![imgflip.com WHEN THE MISSILE THAT HIT POLAND WAS ACTUALLY UKRANIAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/479/417/3ca.jpg)
![imgflip.com WHEN THE MISSILE THAT HIT POLAND WAS ACTUALLY UKRANIAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/479/417/3ca.jpg)
2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine