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PHASE 0: RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT R&D engineers in Russia are not particularly well paid, many are quite old • But they're capable of miracles Imagine they produce 'fortress' a new, highly effective body armour system that can defeat most threats ● ● One snag - a poorly paid member of the team sells all the specs and a sample to a lovely American in sunglasses • But the design goes forward and prototypes are shown PHASE 1: PROCUREMENT ● • But competitors have a cheaper, inferior product "Stalinium" • Those competitors can afford to offer their product at the same price - while also having room in the budget for a major kickback Fortress is budgeted as a future armour replacement program ● • Kickback can be ownership arrangements, not just cash • Stalinium goes into production PHASE 2: PRODUCTION & ORDERING ● ● Time for units to start equipping with Stalinium But why should we not profit like the higher ups do? ● Maybe the officer paid a bribe to secure the post – have turn a profit Cut a deal / divert funds • We have heaps of good old "Shitbox-1980" sets from the cold war around, give the troops those! PHASE 3: SUPPLY PHASE • Shitbox-1980 sets begin arriving at the supply bases Those plates go for a solid $1,000 on the open market Supply officers start removing the plates and flogging them online • There is some crap lying around, maybe just tell the dumb grunts that 'we're short' · Telnyashka are bulletproof right? PHASE 4: THE UNIT LEVEL • Private Conscriptovic receives his set of sheet metal in a Shitbox-1980 carrier • He would very much like to be able to afford something that can stop at least a musket ball • Time to find funds for something better • A few extra rubles for food and a good time wouldn't hurt • After all, the leaders are all criminals right? • Steal everything that isn't nailed down Why bother doing more than required? PHASE 5: THE FRONT Conscriptovic is in a hard place • The reserve vehicles won't start because someone stole the wiring • The ammo is ancient & someone sold the fuel • His colleagues in their ancient armour are getting slaughtered • NATO has rolled out an armour defeating cartridge matched against "Fortress" • The commander is a political appointee • And all of this is happening for $30-900 a month • So you know what, time to loot a few homes • The loot is then stolen by the logistics staff • Whatever happens, Conscriptovic loses СП10 PATHA 2 МИЦА hav-4 Russian troops in Ukraine resort to crowdsourcing equipment as soldiers ask parents to pay for body armour Evidence is growing that poor morale, fuelled by factors such as shoddy or non-existent equipment, is one of the factors hobbling Vladimir Putin's attempted invasion of Ukraine 10 елате AFP bb:01:EOS 0261-61-21

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PHASE 0: RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT R&D engineers in Russia are not particularly well paid, many are quite old • But they're capable of miracles Imagine they produce 'fortress' a new, highly effective body armour system that can defeat most threats ● ● One snag - a poorly paid member of the team sells all the specs and a sample to a lovely American in sunglasses • But the design goes forward and prototypes are shown PHASE 1: PROCUREMENT ● • But competitors have a cheaper, inferior product "Stalinium" • Those competitors can afford to offer their product at the same price - while also having room in the budget for a major kickback Fortress is budgeted as a future armour replacement program ● • Kickback can be ownership arrangements, not just cash • Stalinium goes into production PHASE 2: PRODUCTION & ORDERING ● ● Time for units to start equipping with Stalinium But why should we not profit like the higher ups do? ● Maybe the officer paid a bribe to secure the post – have turn a profit Cut a deal / divert funds • We have heaps of good old "Shitbox-1980" sets from the cold war around, give the troops those! PHASE 3: SUPPLY PHASE • Shitbox-1980 sets begin arriving at the supply bases Those plates go for a solid $1,000 on the open market Supply officers start removing the plates and flogging them online • There is some crap lying around, maybe just tell the dumb grunts that 'we're short' · Telnyashka are bulletproof right? PHASE 4: THE UNIT LEVEL • Private Conscriptovic receives his set of sheet metal in a Shitbox-1980 carrier • He would very much like to be able to afford something that can stop at least a musket ball • Time to find funds for something better • A few extra rubles for food and a good time wouldn't hurt • After all, the leaders are all criminals right? • Steal everything that isn't nailed down Why bother doing more than required? PHASE 5: THE FRONT Conscriptovic is in a hard place • The reserve vehicles won't start because someone stole the wiring • The ammo is ancient & someone sold the fuel • His colleagues in their ancient armour are getting slaughtered • NATO has rolled out an armour defeating cartridge matched against "Fortress" • The commander is a political appointee • And all of this is happening for $30-900 a month • So you know what, time to loot a few homes • The loot is then stolen by the logistics staff • Whatever happens, Conscriptovic loses СП10 PATHA 2 МИЦА hav-4 Russian troops in Ukraine resort to crowdsourcing equipment as soldiers ask parents to pay for body armour Evidence is growing that poor morale, fuelled by factors such as shoddy or non-existent equipment, is one of the factors hobbling Vladimir Putin's attempted invasion of Ukraine 10 елате AFP bb:01:EOS 0261-61-21

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