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Yes, fellow humans, it is true Facebook reads your brainwaves to better serve ads. You agreed to this when you signed our earth contract.

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Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism "Mr. Zuckerberg, theoretically speaking, could the data be used to identify people with an abnormal interest in writing coded letters to the police in the late 1960s?" LIVE SEN.TED CRUZ R-Texas MARK ZUCKERBERG Facebook Founder &CEO Facebook Seinate JdiCommerce Committees Data Use -spa.or

Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism "Mr. Zuckerberg, theoretically speaking, could the data be used to identify people with an abnormal interest in writing coded letters to the police in the late 1960s?" LIVE SEN.TED CRUZ R-Texas MARK ZUCKERBERG Facebook Founder &CEO Facebook Seinate JdiCommerce Committees Data Use -spa.or

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LIVE SEN. TED CRUZ ZODIAC KILLER MARK ZUCKERBERG REPTILIAN AMERICAN CEO Facebook Data Use Senate Judiciary & Commerce Committees Joint Hearing GSPAN3 c-span.org csparn

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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

The ﹀ CHRISTIAN LIVING CELEBS POLITICS CHURCH LIFESTYLE BabylonBe.s Internet Politics U.S. Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye April 10, 2018 f Share on FacebookTweet on Twitter G+ WASHINGTON, D.C.-During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath "Senator, I don't have that information with me right now," the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him Stop seeing this ad Why this ad? As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, "Your eye fell out! You're a monster!" prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, "Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that."

The ﹀ CHRISTIAN LIVING CELEBS POLITICS CHURCH LIFESTYLE BabylonBe.s Internet Politics U.S. Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye April 10, 2018 f Share on FacebookTweet on Twitter G+ WASHINGTON, D.C.-During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath "Senator, I don't have that information with me right now," the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him Stop seeing this ad Why this ad? As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, "Your eye fell out! You're a monster!" prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, "Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that."

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Booster Seat

God Emperor Trump 18 mins Mark Zuckerberg sitting on a booster seat to look taller before Congress as he promises to continue using his platform to silence conservatives. Isn't that precious?

God Emperor Trump 18 mins Mark Zuckerberg sitting on a booster seat to look taller before Congress as he promises to continue using his platform to silence conservatives. Isn't that precious?

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Farmville

Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov Follow ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook 84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them 12:18 PM-10 Apr 2018

Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov Follow ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook 84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them 12:18 PM-10 Apr 2018

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Two serial killers

MARK ZUCKERBERG Facebook Founder& CEO SEN. TED CRUZ R-Texas Senate Judiciary & Commerce Committees Joint Hearing C-SPA Facebook l C-span Data Use Travis Helwig @travishelwig two serial killers size each other up for the first time 4:18 AM-Apr 11, 2018 11.8K 2,867 people are talking about this

MARK ZUCKERBERG Facebook Founder& CEO SEN. TED CRUZ R-Texas Senate Judiciary & Commerce Committees Joint Hearing C-SPA Facebook l C-span Data Use Travis Helwig @travishelwig two serial killers size each other up for the first time 4:18 AM-Apr 11, 2018 11.8K 2,867 people are talking about this

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Blinking in unison

Is it normal for a hive mind to blink in unison?

Is it normal for a hive mind to blink in unison?

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Dear Gizmodo; Please never use the words “Soft,” “Sweaty,” or “Milkiest” ever again, thanks

Did Congress Give Big Boy Mark Zuckerberg a Booster Seat for His Special Day? Gizmodo 7 hours ago Photo: J. Scott Applewhite (AP) America's soft and sweaty boy, Mark Zuckerberg, is steeling himself to be imminently grilled before Congress. And in preparation, it appears the thoughtful legislators of this hallowed body have provisioned seating befitting the station of Silicon Valley's milkiest son. I can't f------ comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

Did Congress Give Big Boy Mark Zuckerberg a Booster Seat for His Special Day? Gizmodo 7 hours ago Photo: J. Scott Applewhite (AP) America's soft and sweaty boy, Mark Zuckerberg, is steeling himself to be imminently grilled before Congress. And in preparation, it appears the thoughtful legislators of this hallowed body have provisioned seating befitting the station of Silicon Valley's milkiest son. I can't f------ comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

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Artificial person

When Mark Zuckerberg testifies to Congress and keeps being referred to as the CEO of Facebook l prefer the term artificial person' myself

When Mark Zuckerberg testifies to Congress and keeps being referred to as the CEO of Facebook l prefer the term artificial person' myself

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