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Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest Donald J. Trump Ф @realDonaldTrump So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest Donald J. Trump Ф @realDonaldTrump So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?

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So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and traditio

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?

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The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder.

Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder. WHCA@whca WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more, whca.press/2018/11/19/whc... The White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) is pleased to announce that Ron Chernow, one of the most eminent biographers of American presidents and statesmen, will be the featured speaker at its annual dinner on Saturday, April 27, 2019 "I'm delighted that Ron will share his lively, deeply researched perspectives on American politics and history at the 2019 White House Correspondents' Dinner," said Olivier Knox, Chief Washington Correspondent for SiriusXM and president of the WHCA. "As we celebrate the importance of a free and independent news media to the health of the republic, I look forward to hearing Ron place this unusual moment in the context of American history "The White House Correspondents' Association has asked me to make the case for the First Amendment and I am happy to oblige," Chernow said. "Freedom of the press is always a timely subject and this seems like the perfect moment to
Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder. WHCA@whca WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more, whca.press/2018/11/19/whc... The White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) is pleased to announce that Ron Chernow, one of the most eminent biographers of American presidents and statesmen, will be the featured speaker at its annual dinner on Saturday, April 27, 2019 "I'm delighted that Ron will share his lively, deeply researched perspectives on American politics and history at the 2019 White House Correspondents' Dinner," said Olivier Knox, Chief Washington Correspondent for SiriusXM and president of the WHCA. "As we celebrate the importance of a free and independent news media to the health of the republic, I look forward to hearing Ron place this unusual moment in the context of American history "The White House Correspondents' Association has asked me to make the case for the First Amendment and I am happy to oblige," Chernow said. "Freedom of the press is always a timely subject and this seems like the perfect moment to

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The potty mouth

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Stephen Colbert (The Other One) On Michelle Wolf’s WHCD Speech

l want to congratulate Michelle Wolf for being so iucky to have me steve-splain everything she did wrong. First, Michelle, let's address your potty mouth What the f--- is up with that? This is the Correspondents' Dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want! And how dare you besmirch You don't go to a funerai and say exactly what you thought of the the okay name of Saran Huckabee person. And what is the Annua Sanders? And I am so proud right Correspondents' Dinner but a funeral for the independent preSS? down to the breastbone that the press is defending her, despite the fact that her boss joked about throwing reporters in jail. That's the kind of comedy the press likes. More jokes like that, Michelle Well, i hope you realize that no one is evergoing toforget about the speech on Saturday night, and they will never forget that you have a new Netflix show. Stephen Colbert (The Other One) On Michelle Wolf's WHCD Speech
l want to congratulate Michelle Wolf for being so iucky to have me steve-splain everything she did wrong. First, Michelle, let's address your potty mouth What the f--- is up with that? This is the Correspondents' Dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want! And how dare you besmirch You don't go to a funerai and say exactly what you thought of the the okay name of Saran Huckabee person. And what is the Annua Sanders? And I am so proud right Correspondents' Dinner but a funeral for the independent preSS? down to the breastbone that the press is defending her, despite the fact that her boss joked about throwing reporters in jail. That's the kind of comedy the press likes. More jokes like that, Michelle Well, i hope you realize that no one is evergoing toforget about the speech on Saturday night, and they will never forget that you have a new Netflix show. Stephen Colbert (The Other One) On Michelle Wolf's WHCD Speech

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Eric Andre Edit

WHY ARE YOU B0OING ME? I'M RIGHT
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Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia @birbigs America claims to like a man because he "tells it like it is" but goes boo hoo hoo when a woman actually tells it like it is. 4/29/18, 2:08 PM
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs America claims to like a man because he "tells it like it is" but goes boo hoo hoo when a woman actually tells it like it is. 4/29/18, 2:08 PM

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andi zeisler· @andizeisler Following Media: People love Trump because he's not afraid to tell it like it is! Lady comedian: [tells it like it is] Media: OMG SET HER ON FIRE 9:09 AM - 29 Apr 2018 519 Retweets 1,891 Likes 16 t519 1.9K
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Some of Michelle Wolf's Best Jokes

"Like a p--- star says when she's about to have sex with a Trump, let's get this over with -unless you have Michae "Its 2018 and I am a woman, so you cannot shut me up Cohen wire me Sr3o,00o." "T know there's a lot of people that want me to talk about Russia and Putin and collusion, but I'm not going to do that because there's also a lot of liberal media here And I've never really wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm." It is kind o crazy that the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia tohen the Hillary campaign wasn't even in contact with Michigan. "TTrumpJwants to give teachers guns, and I support that, 'cause then they can sell them for things they need, like supies. *"Tm j2 years old, which is an odd aqe: io years too young to host this event and 2o years too old for Roy Moore. I know, he almost got elected." "Fox News is here. So, you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks." "Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? You guys are going through Cabinet members quicker than Starbucks throws out black people. All right, like an immigrant who was brought here by his parents and didn't do anything wrong, I gotta get the f--- out of here. Good night. Flint still doesn 't have clean water.
"Like a p--- star says when she's about to have sex with a Trump, let's get this over with -unless you have Michae "Its 2018 and I am a woman, so you cannot shut me up Cohen wire me Sr3o,00o." "T know there's a lot of people that want me to talk about Russia and Putin and collusion, but I'm not going to do that because there's also a lot of liberal media here And I've never really wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm." It is kind o crazy that the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia tohen the Hillary campaign wasn't even in contact with Michigan. "TTrumpJwants to give teachers guns, and I support that, 'cause then they can sell them for things they need, like supies. *"Tm j2 years old, which is an odd aqe: io years too young to host this event and 2o years too old for Roy Moore. I know, he almost got elected." "Fox News is here. So, you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks." "Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? You guys are going through Cabinet members quicker than Starbucks throws out black people. All right, like an immigrant who was brought here by his parents and didn't do anything wrong, I gotta get the f--- out of here. Good night. Flint still doesn 't have clean water.

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"New Rules For the 2019 White House Correspondents’ Dinner" by Emily Flake

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Michelle Wolf's comment about Sarah Huckabee Sanders

And of course we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders, we are graced with Sarah's presence tonight. I have to say I'm a little star struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid's Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it you would love it. Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get, you know? A press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. It's shirts and skins and don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta! I actually really like Sarah, I think she's really resourceful. Like, she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies. It's probably lies. And I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You know, is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it cousin Huckabee, is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders. Whats Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know, Ann Coulter.
And of course we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders, we are graced with Sarah's presence tonight. I have to say I'm a little star struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid's Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it you would love it. Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get, you know? A press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. It's shirts and skins and don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta! I actually really like Sarah, I think she's really resourceful. Like, she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies. It's probably lies. And I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You know, is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it cousin Huckabee, is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders. Whats Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know, Ann Coulter.

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What the media are REALLY mad at.

"You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you use to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn't sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric. But he has helped you. He's helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster and now you're profiting off of him. And if you're going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money because he doesn't have any."
"You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you use to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn't sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric. But he has helped you. He's helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster and now you're profiting off of him. And if you're going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money because he doesn't have any."

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Hopefully they can use their investigative skills to solve the mystery of why someone they hired as a comedian told jokes.

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Donald Trump tweet

Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn't work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust...the so-called comedian really "bombed." @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth
Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn't work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust...the so-called comedian really "bombed." @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth

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Matthew Yglesias

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias Amazing how all the stuff about easily triggered snowflakes, lolling at safe spaces, etc goes away when the audience is the people who literally run the government rather than college students.
Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias Amazing how all the stuff about easily triggered snowflakes, lolling at safe spaces, etc goes away when the audience is the people who literally run the government rather than college students.

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Michelle Wolf responds to Sean Spicer

Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Thank you! Sean Spicer@seanspicer Tonight's #WHCD was a disgrace
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Thank you! Sean Spicer@seanspicer Tonight's #WHCD was a disgrace

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Mika Brzezinski tweet

Mika Brzezinski @morningmika Watching a wife and mother be humiliated on national television for her looks is deplorable. I have experienced insults about my appearance from the president. All women have a duty to unite when these attacks happen and the WHCA owes Sarah an apology.
Mika Brzezinski @morningmika Watching a wife and mother be humiliated on national television for her looks is deplorable. I have experienced insults about my appearance from the president. All women have a duty to unite when these attacks happen and the WHCA owes Sarah an apology.

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Maggie Haberman tweet

Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT That @PressSec sat and absorbed intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth, instead of walking out, on national television, was impressive.
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT That @PressSec sat and absorbed intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth, instead of walking out, on national television, was impressive.

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Following 487 Tweets Followers Likes 378 205K 8,031 2018 Tweets Tweets & replies Media Michelle Wolf TWEETS FOLLOWING FOLLOWERS LIKES 21.6K 486 25.3K 7,029 2017 Tweets Tweets&replies Media Michelle Wolf Where are the missing 20,000 tweets?! Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf LeBron James was named Sports Illustrated Man of the Year. Sorry Serena, so close Expand 7h Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Being racist isn't good, but it sure does save all that time of getting to know people before you find out you don't like them Expand 8h Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf 7h I can't believe trump is pro-life. I'm pretty positive that eric is an abortion
Following 487 Tweets Followers Likes 378 205K 8,031 2018 Tweets Tweets & replies Media Michelle Wolf TWEETS FOLLOWING FOLLOWERS LIKES 21.6K 486 25.3K 7,029 2017 Tweets Tweets&replies Media Michelle Wolf Where are the missing 20,000 tweets?! Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf LeBron James was named Sports Illustrated Man of the Year. Sorry Serena, so close Expand 7h Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Being racist isn't good, but it sure does save all that time of getting to know people before you find out you don't like them Expand 8h Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf 7h I can't believe trump is pro-life. I'm pretty positive that eric is an abortion

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