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Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest Donald J. Trump Ф @realDonaldTrump So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
Michelle wolf @michelleisawolf The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder. WHCA@whca WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more, whca.press/2018/11/19/whc... The White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) is pleased to announce that Ron Chernow, one of the most eminent biographers of American presidents and statesmen, will be the featured speaker at its annual dinner on Saturday, April 27, 2019 "I'm delighted that Ron will share his lively, deeply researched perspectives on American politics and history at the 2019 White House Correspondents' Dinner," said Olivier Knox, Chief Washington Correspondent for SiriusXM and president of the WHCA. "As we celebrate the importance of a free and independent news media to the health of the republic, I look forward to hearing Ron place this unusual moment in the context of American history "The White House Correspondents' Association has asked me to make the case for the First Amendment and I am happy to oblige," Chernow said. "Freedom of the press is always a timely subject and this seems like the perfect moment to
l want to congratulate Michelle Wolf for being so iucky to have me steve-splain everything she did wrong. First, Michelle, let's address your potty mouth What the f--- is up with that? This is the Correspondents' Dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want! And how dare you besmirch You don't go to a funerai and say exactly what you thought of the the okay name of Saran Huckabee person. And what is the Annua Sanders? And I am so proud right Correspondents' Dinner but a funeral for the independent preSS? down to the breastbone that the press is defending her, despite the fact that her boss joked about throwing reporters in jail. That's the kind of comedy the press likes. More jokes like that, Michelle Well, i hope you realize that no one is evergoing toforget about the speech on Saturday night, and they will never forget that you have a new Netflix show. Stephen Colbert (The Other One) On Michelle Wolf's WHCD Speech
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